Woman on horse shouts "I want strong ones...

She wants strong slaves to sell as slaves, makes sense? She doesn't do any fighting

The fact the Valkyrie said that was actually written realistically. You see, a normal strength man wouldn’t have said that, but since she’s the weakest she feels the need to kill other weaklings to prove herself better than them

if you made a movie portraying the ottomans in this way the movie could never be made.
>>What are Valkyries
what the fuck are they?
an overblown meme started by videogames?

Mmmh braces.

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Fucking Christ this site has gone to shit

Valkyries are a part of Germanic mythology. They carry the fallen men to Valhalla.

Nitpicking hollywood movies does not make you seem intelligent btw. It actually comes of as embarrassing and tryhard.

kek theres literally a scene of some random women struggling and screaming from being raped every 5 minutes, the northman is killing the viking meme after all by making it extremely unappealing.

I blame trannies and non-whites. unironically.

>>woman on horse shouts "I want strong ones, not weak ones" despite being a weak woman who shouldnt be allowed to ride a horse in the first place, a complete clown mockery of real history
Fucking idiot. She was a free woman, a norse freewoman at that. Class was more important than sex. Who do you think was involved in the day to day running of households, managing food supplies, cooking, cleaning, keeping slaves in line etc? It wasn't the men who were on campaign, raiding, pillaging, smiting, etc.

Yeah 15 years ago

>theyre making our ancestors into walking pieces of shits

Because they were. Everyone was a murdering piece of shit back then, but it was out of necessity, that's how you survived and thrived long enough to be able to shed said barbaric practices. You're applying modern day morals and ethics to the past, which is exactly the same thing woketards and SJWs do. Don't be like them

is this true?

so theyre angels, where did the meme come from where theyre le strong female warrior?

This movie makes me grateful that St. Boniface brought civilization to these frozen swamp niggers

here are your shirtless 8-pack mud-covered blood-stained battle-crazed merciless barbarian berserkers bro

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Viking-larpers calling every other white man race traitors while the vikings themselves sold the white man to muslims.

>where did the meme come from where theyre le strong female warrior?
Poetic epics that depicted them as armored warriors?

yet only ours are being portrayed this way, where are the africans selling their own people into slavery?
really makes your noggin wonder.

It depends on the film. If you went into a fast and furious movie or some action movie and tried nitpicking you’d be a retard. This movie is perfectly fair to nitpick, and in fact, they even hired someone like Eggers who is known to pay extreme attention to every small detail so you should nitpick this film

Cos they were retard

Maybe instead of being retarded do 10 seconds of research so you can attempt to hide your retardation.

Then maybe everyone around you wouldn't have to know how fucking retarded and ignorant you are, you retarded nigger-faggot.

>Poetic epics that depicted them as armored warriors?
name one?
God of war doesnt count

>our ancestors

lmao the amerimutt thinks he descends from vikings

>despite being a weak woman who shouldnt be allowed to ride a horse
Despite what feminists will tell you, women weren't always trampled on and disfavored. Some women had authority roles in much of civilization, not always in the same domain as men (war, diplomacy, trade) but still prominent in some aspects. The lady on the horse could be the sponsor of the Viking raid / trading party, it's not really out of the realm of imagination.

As if you'd recognize one if he told you.

>Cos they were retard
no they werent, mutt

>movie about how nords were mentally ill and used mysticism to cope with their horrible lives surrounded by horrible people
>people seriously thought this was some nord supremacy movie

>scene of some random women struggling and screaming from being raped every 5 minutes
>unappealing

There you go retard

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Some polbabbies seem to think historical Europeans all acted like Mr. fucking Rogers or something. They'd be upset if they saw how 19th century American frontiersmen lived never mind people from the 9th century.

>>What are Valkyries
Mythological beings
>>What were the Vikings
Snowniggers

everyone loves cowboy movies though

where is the warrior part?
they serve the same role as the grim reaper, they never fight.
fucking retard

>warrior culture that revolves around successfully dying in battle to achieve the greatest afterlife
>messengers for the gods that claim warrior's souls from battlefields

If you think Valkyries were ever supposed to be anything other than hot supernatural warrior women than you are are actually braindead. What the fuck else would a culture like that make them be?

Try to remember that just because you're an incel who hates women doesn't mean the norse were too.

Not him, but they ride out into the battlefield on horseback to pick up the fallen. It's pretty easy to understand why some people started to represent them as having armor, even if some depictions go more the "angelic woman" route.

Female warriors would’ve been rare but not unheard of. It was in 900AD, there were barely any rules to society or norms established. A woman fighting with the Vikings would have been like a girl deciding she wants to do a male sport, but it wouldn’t have been forbidden or super unrealistic there’s quite a few recorded historical examples of female warriors who were Vikings

Everything you said could be true and it wouldn’t change the fact that the financiers of this film didn’t intend to ever show the culture in a good light.

We see movies of Noble Savages all the time. Yet whenever it’s a white culture it’s always some crazy death cult or dystopia

Unless it was before the woke monopolized Hollywood, then you get Kino films with Kino stories because everyone is white and so the plot revolves around actions not identity.

Like the Road Warrior never brings up a debate of if it makes white people look bad or not, because the whole point is how the apocalypse affected everyone differently and so it’s given that some will be bad and some will be good.

In Modern movies they create such exaggerated tropes that they might show a white character in a good light but it will always be in spite of their tribe or the “general consensus” of the group they belong to.

Road Warrior shows a derange corrupted group of white people and it shows a good hearted and just group of white people. It also shows a third party on the fence who has to decide which to join with Max.

This kind of story depth is impossible if everyone is divided into woke arbitrary groups and sub groups.

If Road Warrior was made today it would be one tribe of culturally diverse kind hearted people and one homogenous tribe of crazy evil white people. Someone would have a line about this and the whole story would suffer because it becomes so on the nose and has become the Epitome of a Cliché

If you know exactly who the good and bad guys are going to be based on their skin color and or if they’re remotely based or not then the movie is a slog to get thru.

your headcanon of women being equal to men in viking times while also allowing men to rape women left and right will never catch on.

Only because they can't smell the shit and stale whiskey off them

>I respect the women from my tribe since they will be the mothers of my children - these women also rear my children while I am gone months at a time so they are important
>I don't respect the women that I capture and enslave on raids, and can freely rape them without being mad
It's not very difficult user. Please close your eyes and concentrate.

This is true.

can we even name one pro-White movie from the past 60 years?

that would make it even comfier

You're a fucking idiot. Hillbilly horror and movies about weird european cults have been a thing for decades and decades. The Noble Savage trope isn't even seen in a good light nowadays because of how patronizing it is.

>Road warrior

Fucking Fury Road is a white as fuck movie where it's just whites vs whites and the day is saved by a white guy. Even massive modern blockbusters like capeshit have an overwhelmingly white cast where they all save the day and the bad guys are typically just monsters or weird aliens. Stop trying to paint yourself as the victim, that's what woketards and SJWs do. Don't be like them

>how is this movie pro-white?
Seethe weakling

>respect is equality

>Völuspá and Grímnismál
>The völva follows this with a list of six valkyries: Skuld (Old Norse, possibly "debt" or "future") who "bore a shield", Skögul ("shaker"), Gunnr ("war"), Hildr ("battle"), Göndul ("wand-wielder") and Geirskögul ("Spear-Skögul"). Afterwards, the völva tells him she has listed the "ladies of the War Lord, ready to ride, valkyries, over the earth".[6]

>Völundarkviða
>The brothers take the three women back to their hall with them—Egil takes Ölrún, Slagfiðr takes Hlaðguðr svanhvít and Völund takes Hervör alvitr. They live together for seven winters, until the women fly off to go to a battle and do not return.

>Helgakviða Hjörvarðssonar
>this valkyrie is detailed later in a prose narrative as Sváva, King Eylimi's daughter, who "often protected him in battles".
>Three times nine girls, but one girl rode ahead,
white-skinned under her helmet;

>Helgakviða Hundingsbana I
>Then light shone from Logafell,
and from that radiance there came bolts of lightning;
wearing helmets at Himingvani [came the valkyries].
Their byrnies were drenched in blood;
and rays shone from their spears.[16]

>Helmeted valkyries came down from the sky
—the noise of spears grew loud—they protected the prince;
then said Sigrun—the wound-giving valkyries flew,
the troll-woman's mount was feasting on the fodder of ravens:[21]

>Sigrdrífumál
>Sigurd enters the skjaldborg, and sees a warrior lying there—asleep and fully armed. Sigurd removes the helmet of the warrior, and sees the face of a woman.
>A narrative relates that Sigrdrífa explains to Sigurd that there were two kings fighting one another. Odin had promised one of these—Hjalmgunnar—victory in battle, yet she had "brought down" Hjalmgunnar in battle. Odin pricked her with a sleeping-thorn in consequence, told her she would never again "fight victoriously in battle",

There was one female longboat commander we have historical accounting of. Believe it or not, Eggheaders is actually way more into history than you are. He's way more autistic about the details than you. You lesser weeb than he.

>Everyone was a murdering piece of shit back then
game of thrones has been a disaster for medieval content

No one was saying total equality. You have a problem fathoming that some bitch could have money for any random reason and sponsor the trading party. Plus, it's not even clear that she has authority. She's in the movie for a 2-second shot and she could very well be the chieftain's concubine or something.

Like in the Vikings TV show? It's just made up. The director of The Northman explained why he didn't show any females fighting.

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Open a book. Every single culture and civilization has engaged in raiding, raping and pillaging at some point. Sure, some have done it more than others, but still

how will the valkyriecels recover?

just admit its bad storytelling, they only put her there to pander to the "vikings were progressive" crowd

The same Medieval Ages where you sometimes couldn't even travel between towns lest you be set upon by highwaymen, or deserters from a nearby army preying on locals, etc.

No everybody was out to murder each other but it definitely was dangerous.

And the late Carolingian age (i.e. heyday of vikings, the 9th century) even moreso since institutions were falling and the vestiges of roman power were crumbling.

Seek mental therapy