What would you post to Robert if you knew he would read it?

What would you post to Robert if you knew he would read it?

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Couldn't you have made those Twilight movies while I was a teen?

Sneed.

Which celebrities you just know lurk Yea Forums and get absolutely devastated by all the truth being posted?

Dane DeHaan

I doubt he means Yea Forums, his phraseology is so boomer that he almost certainly means reddit

>p-p-please, n-no b-b-b-bully p-p-please
and this s o y fag gets to play batman

I like you Dane big fan of Place Beyond the Pines and Chronicle and Cure for Wellness :)

Yeah if only he was a manly man like Fatfleck crying over his mutt ex

You were great in The Lighthouse.

never implied that fleckfaggot was any better

Just please, just leave me alone.

this was pretty much confirmed when he came to boast about being in movies and detective anons pieced together the clues to out him and he immediately stopped posting once he was named.

rope yourself, mass replier

Thank you for making so many great kinos, Mr. Pattinson. I hope you get cast in Miyazaki's final Ghibli movie.

he's talking about actual forums with schizo gay stalkers and shit

Rabbit tooth bitch done did you wrong. You are better off with out her.

whoosh

fuck off robert

i meant that in the nicest way possible, btw
don't take it too hard

you should have stayed away from capeshit.
you worked so hard to get away from the gay vampire boi and now you are memematerial again.

I wonder how many celebrities post here just to be away from the invasive lime light. Nobody knows who you are here so if you want anything resembling a genuine response to your posts you could get it here.

nah, this dude listened to death grips before they got massive, he unironically 100% has lurked Yea Forums. I doubt he spends much time here but he definitely has at some point lurked

Hey dude I think you seem pretty cool and you're a good actor
Twilight was shit though

imagine if all Anonymous posters looked like him

Based and apex predator pilled

You are the second worst batman

Robert, I know you are here. You fucking hack you couldn't do the scene where Cedric helps Harry stand up from the ground. Your double had to do it for you.

Why do people care about his Twlight background so much? Sure they were trash (and I’d argue they’re not much worse than capeshit) but why do guys still hold it against him? Is it because their high school girlfriend thought he was hot or what?

good batman
work on your bruce wayne though

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I'd tell him I always knew he was based and never shit on him for doing those Twilight movies. We went to the same school together.

Never bothered me. He was doing it to get freedom as an actor. Now he has enough money to say no to future shitty projects he doesn't want to do and it subsidizes movies like The Lighthouse where he didn't get paid shit.

Great work, Rob. Hope Nolan repays the favor for Tenet and casts you as the lead in his next action blockbuster

Leave me alone, you disgusting incels. I am genuinely embarrassed to have you among my fanbase

Our boy Steven definitely posts

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I liked your Batman. it was a bit cringe but this made him endearing

also, in the next movie Batman should get laid and it should be made explicit that he's still a virgin

You're a great actor, Rob

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That he stole a show in Tenet, Good Time was awesome and his batman is unironically my favourite. I'm cringe.

Thanks, you too

Would love to hang out sometime Robert!

No thanks, creep

Twilight was the peak of your career and you know it

Most people aren't even familiar with anything else he's done, so it's just his thing.
Maybe that will change now that he's Batman

the batsuits face part looks horrible, like a porn parody or cheap cosplay.
have it fixed

>Which celebrities you just know lurk Yea Forums and get absolutely devastated by all the truth being posted?
Brie Larson. Her and/or her agent constantly shill on Yea Forums. Not sure why. Shame about those fungified feet.

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the neck and upper part of the cape was shit, too

the writer from american psycho lurks Yea Forums, he even made a thread about how he prefers going there to talk about books rather than his "fancy literature meetings" he often frequented

ellis is a fucking hack

>We went to the same school together.

no way, how was he like?

Sorry you got such a horrible reputation from twilight and all the gay ensuing drama, you're a better actor than I thought

i know but i was impressed that he posted there
same with thomas pynchon (allegedly)

he's saying they were gay for eachother

shatner, but he probably enjoys knowing he makes pure kino

Intradasting, archive link?

>being impressed by a hack

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I don't recognize the name or the face. Literally fucking who?

says the patrick bateman impersonator

checked
but i don't impersonate anyone
i read that book and i still regret it to this very day

What are your thoughts on CIA?

If you have seen any of his past interviews it's obvious he is a massive troll. I wouldn't believe much of anything I say in interviews

Paul Dano