How do you fix Predator?

cast female against predator and call it prey

god he's so sexy

Predator vs Hansen

Whoever wins, we lose

Remove the entire Alien and Predator "continuity," the only movies allowed to exist should be the originals.

That's kino. I feel that's actually respectful strangely enough; Could even set it in the Middle East?
I wouldn't even mind if Arnold died in it, just how Sigourney Weaver dies in Alien 3. To ensure to doesn't repeat the mistake of other movies, Arnold should have completely moved on since the first predator film, perhaps he's living off the grid innawoods, or raising a family doesn't matter. Have him stricken with PTSD; and a burning desire for suicidal vengeance.
I feel this idea could very easily be shit if mishandled, but it'll be a much better note to leave off of better note to leave off

>reptile
>mammary glands

>Predator 2
Bait. Predator doesn't have any sequels.

they should do one where the predator hunts women but the women act like real women so the predator wins.

fuck you for not liking Predator 2

If they steal your idea, I hope you sue.

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Make another film.

Predator the 6th. Set in Washington D.C January 6th 2021.

1. adapt the yautja invasion of new york comic

2. Adapt the original AVP story comic

3. Predator in modern NYC or if you want to be a hipster , baltimore

4. Predator in mexico during cartel wars , predator walks across US border carrying a dead body in funny politically cheeky scene

5. Predator in stalingrad

6. Predator getting that flintlock pistol from predator 2 back in time

7. Predator kills shane black for the predator autism movie

Actual shit take. Literally just watched the film today with my mates, holds up beautifully, a great sequel to the original

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No. Predator 2 actually did it right by not bringing back arnold and acting like he must be in every single movie like they were doing with alien, terminator, and every other franchise. Alien 3 shouldn't have brought back ripley. She already got a perfectly fine ending and it was a happy one. It's stupid to think "oh, the character is still alive and happy, can't have that, gotta keep bringing them back and torturing them until a miserable death!"

Predator doesn't hunt weaklings you tard. He even has the mexican girl in the second grabbed by the neck and lets her go when he sees that she is pregnant.

Not him but my plan with Would be to have Arnold win, not die at the end necessarily. Have him find peace with the loss of his friends in this hunt since he's the predator from the get go this time

Predator 2 doesn't even exist. But if it had existed, then I hypothetically saw it twice in the theater. The first of those times, the film broke right as Murtaugh enters the ship, and didn't start back up until he's looking at the flintlock pistol. I literally hypothetically missed the only good part other than 2 seconds of bouncing titties.

>make b-tier action movie
>have the predator show up about 1/3rd of the way through and totally wreck it, only the protagonist survives by being the best
That's what made 1+2 so great, they should just have kept doing it.

Hmmm, I do agree with you. I will die on the hill stating that Alien 3 is an utterly brilliant film.
Plus I fucking hate seeing normie's wanking off saying they want Sigourney Weaver in every alien idea/movie, just having any ties with Ripley's character. Hell there was some alien film's script, where they wanted to have someone play as Ripley's ancestor? Fuck sake, she is supposed to represent a normal person.
Oh almost forgot lol Shane Black also wanted to tease having Ripley in the newest predator movie, wish they kept it in, would have been such an embarrassment.
I am definitely of the same mind of leaving the old stuff behind. Lets not re-tread and remake the old movies, making quips and references. I want new content, new faces, new ideas.

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I want more Aliens vs predator I don't give a fuck how shit Requiem was, the first one was kino. They are two franchises that fit together perfectly and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off and dilate their hairy puss filled neo trans vaginas because you have to be a mentally ill transgender to think otherwise.

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Set it in the past. Do the story about how the predator got that pirate gun they give to Danny Glover in predator 2.

no one has ever seen the second one to know if its good or not, unfortunately the production crew forgot to turn on the lights for the entirety of the filming, so people can really only guess how it would have looked like.

it would be cool if they brought back Dutch

Yeah It was too dark to see shit

Make a minisseries where every episode is a different predator hunting different preys

>Hunting mesoamericans and they think he's a god
>Hunting big game hunters in 18th century africa, gets killed by a big animal
>Hunting people in the old west, cowboys blame the cherokees
>hunting samurais during sengoku jidai

then have a side plot about an archeological team finding evidence about these hunts and using it to locate a predator colony or whatever the fuck then make a season about that predator that hunts engineers

A bunch of guys in “nam circa 68 get attacked by a predator. Some viet cong get involved as well. A team up between a tall handsome young white soldier and a tiny scrappy viet cong female sniper are all that’s left after the second act. They kill the predator, but the man realizes he can never go home again. He fucks the tiny viet cong woman on screen for 35 minutes straight and the credits roll.

We all want that, but not the shit they peddled out for the masses. That movie only got made because of Freddy Vs Jason, they were chasing that money, and they churned out the AvP movie in a few months.
Here, RLM did a commentary track for it, pretty amusing. youtube.com/watch?v=n8oh89PgUUE

If they were to do it again, set it in the Aliens Universe, and just add Predators, don't do modern day and hire an actual script writer.

Those had better be boobs and not pecs in that outline

They could have a cute pet that helps them out in scrapes, and a little robot that goes beep boop and sings nostalgic songs that the main character brought on a tape from Earth.

Reptile is a classification of an animal that evolved on Earth. Since the Predator is an alien who knows what it's genetic makeup is?

wtf is this real?

Based Coomers

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>Set in the future/Aliens universe
>20-30 years after Aliens
>Xenomorphs, referred to as "Bugs" throughout the movie, have shown up on multiple worlds
>Contact is lost with an outer colony and the higher ups think it might be Xenos
>An elite squad of Colonial Marines are sent to deal with it and wipe out the Bugs
>They arrive, make planet fall and make there way to the main base/town/whatever
>But once they arrive, things are weird
>There's no signs of any Bugs
>Eventually they find skinned corpses hanging from trees
>One of them freaks out and does his best Hudson impression
>"Bugs don't fucking skin you and hang you from fucking trees man!"
>Movie then becomes Predator 1, but with Colonial Marines

by stop trying to stretch the premise of one film into a 50 year long franchise.

A female predator might seem like a hot idea, but with those teeth she'll chomp your dick clean off without realizing it.

I have like 2000 vbucks is that enough to get the predator?

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Just do what first two predators did
>different setting
>predator shows up
>hero has to fight him
No reason to over think it. Just use different locations and time periods
>but that would get old
Yeah but you’d be able to get a handful of flicks out of the idea until you drove it into the ground

fags

>then have a side plot about an archeological team finding evidence about these hunts

What if that's how each episode starts, with the team travelling to a new location finding evidence of each hunt.

>The team travel to central America where they find a mural in some mesoamerican ruin that depicts a Predator slaughtering dozens of men.
>The singular surviving mesoamericans at the end of the episode paints the murals

>The team travel to the Congo where they discover what appears to be a very large rhino horn that has something embedded in it
>The Big Game Hunter the Predator is hunting, are themselves hunting the legendary Emela-ntouka, at the end of the episode the Emela-ntouka appears and ends up impaling the Predator. The Big Game Hunters decide to let it go and it slinks back into the jungle with part of the Predator's blade stuck in it's horn.

>The team are in Texas or Nevada where they find a photo in an old ruined ghost town, that appears to depict a large humanoid that was lynched
>Cowboys, outlaws and sheriffs are all going missing in a small town. The towns folk think it's the nearby injuns and form a posse to go deal with them. As the fighting starts, the Predator shows up and starts talking heads. A gunslinger manages to kill it and the towns folk take the body back to town, where they hang it from a tree and take a photo. However another Predator shows up and wrecks havoc on the town as vengeance.

>Team is in Japan where they find a strange Shuriken, made out of a substance that isn't on the periodic table, but that does match with the material they found in the horn in Africa
>The Predator fights a Samurai and the Samurai manages to hold his own. As a reward, the Predator gives him the Predator Throwing Star from the start of the episode.

Stop making them.

That's actually a clever way to have a show taking place all across time; but having a cohesive plot. Hell it could even be made in the style of the X-Files.

Come out publicly and denounce all the movies made after predator 2 as noncanon. Then, never make another predator movie again and instead FUCKING MAKE SOMETHING NEW OR DON'T FUCKING MAKE ANYTHING AT ALL.

Eat shit, Predator 2 is pure kino

This, id sit my white ass down and listen for once.

cast like the left not the right.

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>Make a Predator who has vowed not to kill
Kill yourself, James Cameron.

Hating on Predator 2 is a reddit thing. You are not welcomed here.

lol do you write for disney?

He did pretty well for a kike. Best part of the movie by far was Lawrence Fishburne's short appearance. Whole movie should have been him.

Predator 2 is a like a comic book. It is to Predator What Alien Resurrection is to Alien. Fun big budget fan film.

Good post. Alien 3 killing off the survivors of previous film is so lame and disrespectful to a much better film. And Cameron decided to repeat that with Dark Fate killing John Conner in the opening. Baffling.