IT'S UP!

Ok but did Rich really need to flay Mike's face and wear it as a mask at the end of the video?

What is this slop? These fags keep talking over each other. Picard is shit, we know, but this? Was there canned laughter at the start?

I really hate how WOKE they've become.

>Rich Evan’s a hardcore fedora tipping Bernie sanders supporter
>Even he hates Wil Wheaton with a passion
Why is hate for Wil Wheaton a unifying factor for democrats and republicans. Liberals and conservatives seem to hate him equally. Don’t get me started how much black Star Trek fans hate Wil Wheaton.

It hilarious because you can tell they know deep down it’s the woke writing that made Star Trek shit but rich Evan’s doesn’t want to admit it.

>rich even mentions the bike he bought with patreon money
they're truly shameless huh

He was effectively the basis for the onions swilling bugman phenomenon that was getting scrutinized back around Gamergate. He's almost archetypal, and would do anything for attention.

RED ALERT

I understand all these cbc paramount psychos don't care and are just taking the money but holy shit HOW DO THEY SURVIVE THIS DEVASTATING CRITICISM? Their heads should explode or something like in scanners

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>Rich Evan’s a hardcore fedora tipping Bernie sanders supporter
How do you know this?

>We can all agree that ICE is bad and they treat immigrants like a gestapo but…

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Why would an elephant care about the opinions of ants?

The actors being interviewed by Wheat look so uncomfortable.

Right i get it, but itslike they're being eviscerated every couple of weeks, how can the show survive that? I don't watch the show, STD was too obviously wrottem for dumb women amd kurtzman is a loser, bit HOLY COW how can they keep making this crap?

Mike smashing the table at the end broke me. He has reverted to a primitive state where he can only express his pain through violence.

Didn't his character go off with that creepy alien?
That was always a really dumb plot anyway.

Did he really say that?

Someone working on the show said he's a big fan of RLM so he probably hates what he's making as much as anyone

He did but he was still in Nemesis. They could asspull him back if they wanted to.

Wheaton did while interviewing Rios and Seven

> Unfortunately this knife in my heart is plunged too deep
> I see pictures of Captain Picard and I just cringe a little
> ...
> [stand by me analogy]
> Star Trek Picard is the (dead) body to me
> Where I was curious, fascinated, and then after watching it I realized, the dark side of humanity
> What was once magical to me is no more and now I've had my own coming of age
> I'm a man now. I'm no longer a boy and I've seen the body.
> I'm done. It's disgusting and I don't think I can watch Star Trek ever again.
> ...
> People come to watch our show and listen to us talk about Star Trek Picard.
> Some of them watch Star Trek Picard and then listen to us talk about it.
> I just can't do it anymore.
> It's like you're watching a junkie.
> It's just lost all association with Stat Trek for me.
Look how CBS/Paramount massacred my fren.

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This part amd Rich sayong its like star wars are dead on FUCKING GREEDY ASS CORPORATE FUCKHEADS HAVE KILLED THE TWO GREATEST SCIENCE FICTION SCREEN DRAMAS - THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE

Mike parodying NuTrek dialogue is one of the funniest things he has ever done

He has only himself to blame, living in a world of second hand, childish banalities. Not much joy in making fun of your favorite nerd franchise now, huh Mike?

Crazy to think he actually once had a career outside of that, guy was in Stand by Me. This is what you get for raping RPGs, Wil

It's just beyond the pale how hard and thoroughly and fully the studio insists on raping these ips. Clearly 12 years ago RLM couldn't have dreamed j j abrams and his team of loyal faggots would go this far

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>I see pictures of Captain Picard and I just cringe a little
Honestly? I feel the same. I adored TNG, but now I can't even watch it anymore. Picard is a laughingstock for me now. And I envy the TOS fans because at least their characters were treated well and had a great send-off.

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>Look how CBS/Paramount massacred my fren.
>how CBS/Paramount massacred my fren.
>CBS/Paramount massacred my fren.
>massacred my fren.
>my fren.
>fren.

simulated fren.

fxd

... but yeah, his smile and hope: gone

lol

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Don't feel bad for Will Wheaton. He's exactly as he comes off as even when he's trying to be ironic. He's done small roles in TV shows since TNG and always plays an annoying asshole.

>the pretentious monologue
>the Stand By Me analogy
>the table destroying rage
Now this is kino

People were angry for years about Kirk's death in generations.

damn I wonder if Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans of Red Letter Media have every looked at the "early life" of Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman, and then maybe found a connecting element...

left was the man he wished he could be.

Mike's silence on Jay's pending court case is deafening

> a connecting element

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At this point it really feels like shows like this are just money laundering schemes.
Not one person I know irl watches PIC or DIS.
I can say the same about those terrible CW shows like Batwoman.
Although almost EVERYONE approximately my age used to watch Smallville back in the day.

I bet they end up reviewing season 3 anyways

Honestly? Compared to what they did to Picard, Kirk's death isn't that bad. He remained in-character and wasn't raped by the writers.

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elaborate

and pretty accurate too

>its dajooos! DAJOOOS!
>screamed pol impotently
No, it's not dajoos, it's dacocaine they're sniffing.

I think depending on the general response they might. After watching DS9 where Worf is snapping necks and punching Jem'Hadar unconscious I'm most worried about how they treat him now that he's older and fatter

Hopefully he kills himself live on stream

I think it's theoreticaly possible the jewish writers are more susceptible to stupid irrational plots and mindless violence because of their religion, it could be deeply cultural I hypothesize.

Something zi still can't get over is that people like Goldsman, Orci, Kurtzman and of course Abrams were literally Michael Bay's understudies for years before finally making their own shit. Take their LA Jew inclination towards unsubstantive woke observations and you get shit like Picard and whatever else these guys touch. Progressive Michael Bay.

No, Kirk's death is still terrible.

Jesus, Mike really looks like he's pushing 60s in that pic.
Watching nu-trek really takes a toll on a man.

>jewish writers
Are there any other kind?

You could say that for all religion and, besides that, I bet they are all culturally jewish anyway.

It's shit, but it's easier to ignore Generations than multiple seasons across several different shows

>progressive Michael Bay
that's it... that's the perfect description we have been looking for for ages

It's because they don't get their jobs on merit but nepotism.
You don't need to believe in a massive world Jewish conspiracy to know about Jewish nepotism.

they coined a similar phrase on RLM a few months back but I forgot it. Something about that faux progressivism as well

Explain Rick Berman then.

>progressive michael bay
Nailed it
>flurry of violent images meant to trigger your emotions
>nonsensical plot, characters, dialogue
>preachy, religious tone

>12 years ago
Mike will never admit it, but the Star Trek '09 Plinkett review definitely had a role in Abrams and Kurtzman destroying Wars and Trek respectively.