I'm your Huckleberry

>I'm your Huckleberry

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Is he riding steers in prison?

Always wonder WTF that thing under his shirt is. It's not a mobile phone. It's not in a pocket in his shirt, because there are no pockets. It's under his shirt.

It looks like a fucking mic receiver. Which would mean this isn't kino, but is fake as shit.

i never even noticed it. it looks like it could be a mobile phone with how big they are now but when was this filmed? sometimes hard to date american tv as shows will randomly just use outdated cameras. also why would he just stuff his phone down his shirt? maybe his pants were too tight so he couldn't fit it in his pockets.

>we play for cunny
>that is just my game

lel

watch the clip again, it's an ipod touch

You need to lay off the huckleberry pie you fat piece of shit

THEEEEEEEE UUUUUUNNNNDERTAKERRRRRRRR

>a pair of jeans that fit just right

MAY I
STAND UNSHAKEN

I wonder where he is now...

THE STRANGER STARTED TALKING MADE IT PLAIN TO FOLKS AROUND

you can look him up on the register

*ching* *ching* ching*
oh wow cool spurs lol
oh no it's just my key chain
I always wanted to get spurs tho haha

What happened to him?

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say when

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This fat nigga would've loved RRD2

HANSEN!!!

COME OUT WEARING IRON YOU MEASLY SKUNK

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How to get a booty like this?

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>Courage is saddling up anyway.

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HANSEN YOU SLIMY BAFOON!

THIS OL' TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US HANSEN

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>courage is being scared to death, and saddling up anyway

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>You need a count?

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Imagine them having sex

A little bit of chicken fried

>I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE A SEAT

THERE'S A MAN GOIN ROUND TAKIN NAMES

>YOU IMPLORES ME?
>YOU ALWAYS WAS ONE FOR FANCY WORDS VINCENT.

Ended up as a registered sex offender on the list

>HANSEEEEEENNN
>I'M CALLIN YOU OUT

>on the list
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Be American.

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>naw sir

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Looks like al from toy story 2

>Your luck just ran out Hansen, you no-good rat-faced varmint

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GO AHEAD
SMOKE THAT SKINWAGON

He did it HIS WAYYYY

he did nothing wrong

this is entrapment

THERE’S A MAN
GOIN’ ROUND
TAKIN’ NAMES

Pedophiles are not people, and are thus not entitled to protection of the law. Cry some more, scum.

He sent nudes to what he thought was a 12 year old. Yes he didn’t expose himself to an actual child but the idea is the find these people before they can victimize someone

>Why, Mr. Hansen, you look like someone just walked over your grave

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>Unfortunate for you, but I brought me some backup!

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>>Pedophiles are not people, and are thus not entitled to protection of the law. Cry some more, scum.

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Age of consent is a feminist invention. Peak civilization happened when men were able to marry and fuck underage girls

His clothes show so much about his life and thinking. Obviously he’s a grossly fat puffy insecure weirdo, but he IS trying to use a sense of maturity and masculinity in his dress - he’s dressed like what he thinks a man who’s going to get a woman looks like. And what does it look like? A button down brand polo tucked into jeans with a cowboy hat, keys outside of his pocket. It’s obviously derived from the white middle class manage, likely his dad, who he sees dressed like this around his mom when he comes home. So he’s like ‘hell yeah Im going to meet up with a cute girl, let’s gear up’ and he’s dressing like he’s going to work selling cars. Again, keys out the outside, for showing how many keys you have and that you’re the key holder yo so many things. It’s too funny his sense of style, how he thinks people look on dates. Then it goes into his family, somewhere in the world there is some cowboy hat wearing middle manager who’s son has just gotten arrested for soliciting a minor on tv, and he’s a fat slob thinking he’s making it and should dress like a badass who makes $80k. It’s just foo funny

>Pedophiles are not people, and are thus not entitled to protection of the law. Cry some more, scum.

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Very interesting. Now face the wall.

>Pedophiles are not people, and are thus not entitled to protection of the law. Cry some more, scum.

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>>Very interesting. Now face the wall.

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only in america you can go to jail for 10 years for some shit you didnt even do.
here this guy would have maybe done a year, but probably not even that.

here's a (you) nice post

AND THEY TAKE MY CUNNY!
PUT THE CUFFS ON ME!

>plan bank robbery
>go there
>get caught
>durrr why do I go to jail I didnt even do it

I always wanted to see an episode with three or four guys show up at the same time and Chris Hasen referee a death match.

>Very interesting. Now face the wall.

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Attempted murder? How can you go to jail for something you didn’t even do?

Except neither the money nor the bank even exist.
There's a reason why the Silk Road guy wasn't charged with 4 murders. The people he supposedly put a hit on, didn't even exist, same as these 'children'

You can't get charged with trying to rob Hogwarts for example

WAS A CUNNY CONNAISSEUR
WOULDN‘T FUCK A HAIRY MOUUUUND

cold beer on a friday night!