That shit is hilarious

>if only you knew how bad things really are

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lmao she probably had a few during the lunch break.

never seen such a semitic looking woman

And those creatures make the law ?
the absolute state

I just can't fucking believe that her lawyer is named Rottenborn. Who the fuck keeps that name as a lower? Who the fuck HIRES a lawyer literally fucking named Rottenborn?

God this is a fucking cartoon

objection hearsay

>Don't you worry about a thing Ms. Heard, we've got this case in the gab. I mean bag!

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Her lawyers are somehow worse than him

Names can be kino

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tfw megapints

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god shes so fucking hot

whats this mans name?

She's so ridiculously hot Amber immediately copied her look in court afterward

I want to squeeze muffin mommy's muffins!

to be fair the whole thing is so open-and-shut that there's nothing her lawyers can even do besides grasp at straws and try to play gotcha games. I don't think any lawyer would be able to look good working on Turd's side.

>retarded americans

Underrated post. I hope other anons got this.

How do you make a case out of literally nothing to the point where all you can do is try to railroad questions and immediately object any time they start saying something that doesn't agree with you

It's probably short for Leslie or something

I fucking hate lawyers.
They are a bunch of dishonnest manipulative pricks.
They should be roped.

Who's the beautiful chick ?

Explain to me why you have a reason to hate them

He raped her with a vodka bottle

what

and he went to Stanford law school

He sounds like a Disney villain

No
"Les" basically means "the" but in plural, in french
The singlular Le (or La at the feminine) is called a "particule" in family name and is a mark of noblesse. Like with van and von for Dutch and Germans.
I'm not sure I've ecnountered Les with french people. It's probably degenerate french from americans of french descent or something

I just did
They are manipulative and dishonnest.
Isn't that sufficient ?

its cuz he's a firefighter named mcburney you fucking ESL donut

>mum found the rape bottle

This user must think the man's first name is "Lieutenant" or something

No, his name is McBurney.

His first name is Leslie or Lester or some shit but he shortens it to Les for some reason (probably because Leslie is a woman's name). You're way off track sir, "Les McBurney" is not his surname.

someone post the depp pepe edit holding the megapint

Jesus fucking christ that Google searches retard, i turned it off when he didn't even use the "before 2018" score as a comparison point but i put it back on and it was the most fucking cringe I've subjected myself to in a while... What the fuck were they thinking, it's hilarious to think anyone even pays fucking retards to do Google searches on their behalf. He thinks he's sooo smart and advanced when all he did was use the tools bullshit and ruin Johnny's 2018 claim.

I'm glad they tore him a new asshole, fuckin hate fags like that... What were they thinking Jesus goddamn christ

This guy and the rottenborn male lawyer that objected to his own question were the highlights so far.

The accountant that was asked a question about liquidity was funny too.

>t. Bing Enjoyer

>I dont even know what I have for breakfast

All of Depp's employees have been kino, so far the only non-highlights were the 4 hours of asking the police officers the same question a hundred different times.

I dunno, I've been looking at all of it, and when watched together you get an impression of the jury might be seeing things and I have to say that Heard's lawyer is making a really strong case for the fact that he can read correctly.

Yeah that's actually true.

>retarded americans
>is the retard
Many such cases!

What's with all the hot women in the courtroom

Oh right, this may be it
But on the other hand what I though wouldn't be far stretched
>its cuz he's a firefighter named mcburney you fucking ESL donut
>I didn't recognized a name diminutive on TV. And that should come with English culture. Therefore I'm an ESL nigger
you fucking amerimutt

>far stretched
god get this ESL retard out of here

topkek. wish I Posted famed Neuroscientist Lord Brain instead of Les now

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He's calling you ESL because you didn't get

>Firefighter
>mcBURNey

The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.

It's an exercise to see if Amber tries to mimic any she perceives as more attractive than her like the psychologist waifu

kek, no I'm not a retard
The Lieutenant officier rank is a word borrowed from my country's language you nigger

>the only non-highlights were the 4 hours of asking the police officers the same question a hundred different times.
Uhmm, darling, my analysis says otherwise, OK?

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Dr Curry mogged Amber so completely she couldn't handle it.

>kek, no I'm not a retard
not so fast user, I just checked and it said you were.

Was his case damaged today? Panel I was watching said it was very bad

Based Johnny is having the time of his life.

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How do i get this person to diagnose and then have sex with me?

Holy shit, what a name and title.

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truly the look of an abused man and not a narcissist!

Hey bros
I'm ESL but I got it and laughed because I immediately made the connection, despite it probably being pronounced Liz but it's still funny anyway. We're not all terribly dense and humorless. Thanks for reading my plea in support of the ESLs of the world. Thank you.

No, not from what I watched at all. today we got
>Proof that he was financially knee-capped by her defamation
>testimony that she physically assaulted Depp, with a witness.

I can't even think why someone would think today was good for Amber Turd.

Ralph?

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>no I'm not a retard
>is french
user....im sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=Cxd1pjjNYGs

>Liz
No, probably "Lez", ESL-friend.

I think it was that fucking quack who was talking about his reputation points or some shit, saying his data suggested Johnny wasn't in fact hurt after the allegations. Did you catch him? Honestly he sounded like, well, a quack.

Yes, yes, let the rage flow though you!

Oh, the Q points guy? Yeah, he wasn't very useful, but his testimony being shit didn't help Heard in anyway, it just made him look like a clown.

I don't think it'll negatively impact Depp to a huge degree

its in between lez and less
t. les

absolument débile

Make me think of my ESL friend who thought "delete" was pronouced "dilate"
No bro, trust me, that's not it.

Not even Depp, a world famous and popular movie star who has tons of money, could prevent a lying horrid cunt from destroying his life without taking her to court to prove she's the villain in this situation. Imagine how much worse it is for the average man when a demon hole like this decides to destroy him.

bro what the fuck are you talking about. His name is Les, short for Leslie. The pic is just a joke that the fireman's name is McBURNey. It's just a pun.

kek. There's an Austrian streamer I used to watch and she pronounced "Thighs" like "Ties"

What's the difference really? It'd be like the liz in "Lesbian" orrrr "Lesley"? I mean the pronunciation to me feels more like a quick "i" like in "lint" or "sink" than a stereotypical "e" like in "sell" or "bell"

Maybe they're both the same thing and I'm imagining things lol, what do you think?

>saying his data suggested Johnny wasn't in fact hurt after the allegation
His testimony was the opposite. He just sorta sucked because it's all google kikery you can make say anything.

>.t BAC - 3

It's definitely pronounced "less".
t. knows people named Les.

oh i get it, it's a bot.

He looks fuckin miserable mate
That little smile is like a 'huh my nutsack is gangrenous and needs to be amputated, but now I don't need to worry about testicular cancer!'

"Lesbian" doesn't start with "Liz" it starts with "Les" but it's half way between S and Z, not like a french "les".

"Lizbian" is not right at all friend, unless you learned English pronunciation from a New Zealander in which case I'm sorry for your struggles brother.