Any of you fuckers seent this yet?

Is it kino?

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And if you have seent it, how pozzed is it?

Mr Brolin looks the part

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I like it a lot, though it is a mystery box show to some extent so its overall quality will depend on how well they land the final reveal / explanations.

It has everything I like in it though, old man cowboys, time travel, mysticism and wide open ranges.

There is exactly one character of import who is not white and its a female lesbian native american sheriff. The actress playing her dose a pretty good job too.

I seent that show and I want to fuck the injun lesbian sheriff actress

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>mystery box show
You say this in every fucking thread. Stop sniffing your own farts, you pretentious asshole.

You've peaked my interest fren. I will download it this evening and check it out.
Another question for you, since you've seent it: is it based?

He's right though.

There is nothing pretentious about using an accurate descriptor. It's not even a big word or an idea that requires any level of critical thought to understand. If anything the phrase is rather crude and general, almost TV tropes tier in how base it is.


If you think that is somehow pretentious or if it makes you mad at all, then you are an actual retard and your parents failed you.

Idk if its based, there was one scene where the protagonist cheats at cards that I thought was pretty based and there is a Twin Peaks esque idiot character that sings a lot, which at first I thought was cringe but became based.


There has been a lot of build up to what should be rather based confrontations but we will see when they final 2 eps premiere this week.

how is that pretentious lmfao

I heard this show was whites bad, had ridiculous lesbian couple, and trodded back that old tired point from Lovecraft country where white people have no "magic" and "magic" is a tool of oppressed BIPOCs to hurt whitey and curse them. If that's not the case, then good. I don't mind diverse storytelling, but I'm not going to watch a show that tells me whites are evil for settling land.

Nothing happens and everyone acts weird
No one questions any of the weird shit

>weird woman appears and seems to know stuff about the black hole that takes you to another world
>yeah whatever i'll continue my life as always
>mountain disappears and everyone sees is
>yeah it doesn't matter lmao
>body reappears
>royal doesn't give a fuck

everything seems extremely random for some reason. i didn't like how over the top random that old sick cowboy was. im gonna dance and sing wow im WEIRD!
and then his son also sings and takes a bath in imogen poots bath ??????
also the whole nonsensical bear thing, woman was making a grave for the bbaby bear and then suddenly the bear is in the barn and she's using it to bite herself..

There's only one thing I expect from this show and it's to see Royal fuck Imogen or the retarded looking guy that lost his wife fucks her too and then finds out she's his time travelling daughter

Not "pozzed" but its clearly written for women.

Alright ill dl and report back with another thread with my findings on the matter. Why did companies switch from releasing all the episodes in one go to releasing em in chunks?
Were just reverting back to cable television.

that was only in the last episode, the sheriff is some lesbian indian but it doesnt affect the plot at all.

show has other issues, mainly the lack of any likeable characters or any shots of imogen poots pusy

ITS SLOW BORING SHIT IN BORING SHITTY LAND DISPUTE AMERICAN SHITTY PEOPLE

This is what I was worried about as well

eh its alright
I skip every scene that doesn't involve
>the hole of course
>the Abbots as a family
>Royal
>the nigga with the weird rock who is in a coma
>Autumn
>gayriff
>Amy
But anyways can we talk about how shit this episode was outside of the beginning with Royal and Autumn?
Like who the FUCK gives a shit about billy and where the FUCK are these talking animals coming from?

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Why do you allow yourselves to be so easily brainwashed by obviously fake bait, retards?

There is nothing in the show about white people or any people having any kind of magic. If anything the show hints that the white characters the only ones WITH magic.


God you people are so fucking stupid lmaaao.

so what do you skip? because i dont think there's anything else

>talking animals
did i miss anything? i dont remember any animals talking in last episode. granted i wasn't paying much attention to billy stuff

It’s complete shit. Everyone’s retarded cowboy act is grating

The lesbian couple comes off as them having already finished the show and realizing that they didn't have any gays or coons so they turned it all into one person like they were mixing and matching legos. I don't even think one half of the relationship has a name as of episode 4

>Why did companies switch from releasing all the episodes in one go to releasing em in chunks?

So that people will stay subscribed to their streaming service instead of binging and quitting. Personally I think 2 episodes a week is the sweet spot, gives you enough to chew on and gives time to discuss and theorize, which helps show popularity in the long run.

He’s not a good actor

Lick rocks faggot. SAD!

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Goddamn you are actually autistic. You must hate the majority of art house movies, or areally any film that isn't a mainstream block buster if you aren't able to infer even the most basic of character feelings or motivations if they aren't handed to you on a silver plate and explained out in detail.

I absolutely despise retards like you.

My autism flares up every time they show the hole, not because of the hole itself, but because of the incredibly shitty sound stage grass surrounding it. They didn't even both trying to make it look like actual Wyoming grazing land. It looks like a fucking carpet.

>whites bad
It's almost entirely white save for a few of the women, no one played the race card apart from acknowledging that whites historically don't get in trouble for abusing Indians. Yellowstone really lays it on thick, this was mentioned in passing.
>ridiculous lesbian couple
Not that ridiculous, they're not some weird caricature or fantasy version of a normal couple. Sheriff was nearly raped as a kid, now she has a wife and adopted daughter. Seems realistic enough.
>white people have no "magic" and "magic" is a tool of oppressed BIPOC
It's something in the ground, environmental, not Injun voodoo.

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Billy is the best character in the show you dumber nigger

The bear talked to Autumn

It's pretty good, but real fucking slow moving. The cliffhanger to the last episode at least makes it seem like the show has hit a boiling point plot-wise, but it's not to the level of spooky mystery kino of LOST or X Files, imo

Worth a watch but maybe wait one more week for the full first season to be available.

I watch for the cringekino

Based royal not caring about the body

People don't act like that. Everyone just keeps ignoring everything and acting like robots. And yes, I fucking hate arthouse movies, is that a fucking problem to you, big boy? People are just not allowed to like or dislike different things?

You enjoy dick and I don't judge you. Please carry on getting your ass penetrated by your boyfriend while you watch your b&w shitty french 1940 film about a guy waiting for a bus for 3 hours.

>so what do you skip? because i dont think there's anything else
Relationship bullshit between Rhett and his spic ""girlfriend""
and other small talk between neighbors about MUH LAND
Texas guy getting fucked by the Bison was funny as fuck though
>did i miss anything? i don't remember any animals talking in last episode. granted i wasn't paying much attention to billy stuff
the damn bear that DIDNT rape or kill Autumn for some ((odd)) reason

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I hate all characters of this show but I found Rhetts gf pretty cute. She's also very loyal, even though she confessed after being pressured, even though she kinda knows he or his brother killed someone she still wants to be with him.
Just doesn't want to be lied to.
That seems like a based woman to me.

>the damn bear that DIDNT rape or kill Autumn for some ((odd)) reason
Oh, I think I missed that, I'll rewatch lmao. What did he say.
Fucking schizo girl.

also i don't think there was a bear. She was off meds. Remember how she keeps getting a prescription and she obviously didn't have it after being dumped by Royal

> Everyone just keeps ignoring everything and acting like robots.

This isn't true at all. Royal and Autumn talk about the hole constantly when they are together as does the head of the other family (whose name I forgetting) to anyone who will listen, but because he is sick they mostly think he is just being crazy. Everything he does along with everything Autumn does is directly related to the hole and the minerals it is connected to. No one else knows about the hole so they have no reason to talk about it.

You are a blind idiot lol

wrong he is a HUGE homosexual and he has low IQ
His brother needs more screentime because he isn't a utter retard like Billy
Yeah Rhetts GF is pretty hot but that bitch is a hoe
>I DONT WANT YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY 4 EVER
like calm down you fucking slut
>Oh, I think I missed that, I'll rewatch lmao. What did he say.
quite literally "SHOW HIM"

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>No one else knows about the hole so they have no reason to talk about it.
Which is why they have no reason taking up so much airtime

Billy has an amazing voice and always sings songs that have a meta-relevance to the events going on in the show, he is too powerful and his father knows it.

>weird woman appears and seems to know stuff about the black hole that takes you to another world
>yeah whatever i'll continue my life as always
OK yeah so Royal didn't cheat her out of her necklace to try and figure out it's meaning, or burn down her camsite (poorly), or leave her to die in the woods. Yep none of that happened.
>mountain disappears and everyone sees is
>yeah it doesn't matter lmao
Amigo that was just to show you that Royal and weird chick are linked through this weird time hole thing.
>body reappears
>royal doesn't give a fuck
When he got pushed in he appeared several years in the future, and only returned because he was alive to jump back in. Seeing the body he threw in appear a few days later would only make him wonder why it showed up so soon.

Their actions directly impact those that know about the hole and how the hole is being utilized though. Also we know from the flash forward with Royal that eventaully they will all know about the hole.

>that have a meta-relevance to the events going on in the show
what the fuck are you talking about
though I have been skipping every time he has been singing except for the funeral
>he is too powerful and his father knows it
eh I woulnt count on it
Royal could beat his ass up with ease

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Billy is his own father, they're the same person
Autumn is Billy's mom
Royal is Trevor

Also
Not everyone must be a family loving person. Some people are just not that attached to their families and prefer to have their own bloodline (you, your partner and your kids and that's it).
That Wyoming place looks like a gay place to live and some awful future for a kid, so yeah. I understand her. I'd expect my wife to be my partner and not share her with her family all the time like a fucking cuck

So we get the two last episodes this week? Or how many are they?

I read 8 so yeah that means it's finished Friday

it has the hole so its not a gay place to live in

> what the fuck are you talking about

If you watched the show like a normal human instead of skipping scenes like the ADHD zoomer you are you would know you fucking retard

No it's stupid. But if you're a smoothbrain and liked Yellowstone, you'll like this.

>guy gets punched a few times
>dies
So stupid.

It isn't like Yellowstone at all, way to prove you haven't watched it

not him but im the guy who didn't remember the bear talking

to be fair i was sexting a girl when watching that epiode, but im not a zoomer.

That's what happens when you punch someone in the throat hard enough to collapse their airway and then dont take them to the hospital. Jesus christ you are stupid.

You can pause the show, you have no excuse. Perish.

I watched the first episode and yeah it is like Yellowstone.

>IN LE NECK
its stupid

to be fair nothing interesting was happening and she started sending me nudes.
imogen turns me on so i kept that running.

dont judge a brotha

Awww little bitch, are you really stupid and really fucking worthless? How sad.

he was punched by Royal's kid and Royal has powers. didn't you see how he absorbed the black matter thing?

No it isn't. You are a smoothbrain for thinking you can judge a whole show on one episode.

>don't understand basic anatomy
>get BTFO
>n-no you're the stupid one!!!

okay

No, YOURE stupid. Thats why youre a little bitch with a little bitch job earning $30k a year believing shit on a stupid sci fi tv show.
You're pure dog shit, just like your parents.
Post your paystub, I feel like having a good laugh.

We don't know if the mineral absortion is a royal specific thing or if it happens to everyone who encounters it, it seemed to imply the crazy neighbor dad absorbed the element from his own rock after he came back from the hole and his son found the rock to be hollow and empty.

However, during his fight with his sons, Royal did seem to have enhanced strength by the way he was able to lift his son up so easily in his old age. So he might have powers.