Quentin Tarantino working at a video rental store in California during the 80's

Was coming to say this.

Would I dress in black face and bang his mom? Yeah.

yeah morrisseys way less charming, way less attractive, way less talented cousin

I'd love to kick Quentin Tarantino in the testicles. Don't even need a steep-capped boot, just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of bare foot under his groin, send that oily wop faggot staggering backwards through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and... something else. Slightly perturbed, I nonetheless decide he shall have no mercy. I raise my foot to stomp down and squash his balls like overripe grapes before find myself swept of my feet and landing on my ass. What started out as a plan to finally ending his pathetic wop lineage ended with Tarantino sucked and biting at my bare feet with a voraciousness that nearly drove me insane, as if a Lovecraft character. By the time Tarantino was done worrying my feet, there was nothing left. He walked away with a throbing erection. Tarantino is now a rich director and I am a double amputee.

Fucking wop asshole - I'll get him someday.

Would I what? Rent some tapes that are open matte and show full bush and tits instead of the cropped DVDs? Yeah I would.

Find out what his coworkers thought of him when he was a normie and you will know who he really is

Annoying probably. Not in a bad way, just a "this guy is way too happy to be working this shitty job" way. You don't hate the guy but you know if given the chance he will talk to you nonstop about something you do not care about.

>Go back in time
>Try to gain his trust by giving him high quality feet photos
>Give him a foot fetish

Closed Circle

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Can you imagine how annoying this dude would have been to work with? The incessant babbling...
>ummm ok, so like, it's like, ummm *insert 10 minute rant about the artistic merits of grindhouse*

You'd kill a guy just because you didn't like his movies?...fuckin hell get a life

>stands extremely close to the black female (and black male) customers with shallow breaths, intense stares, and trying to mimic their vernacular in between awkward high pitched laughs before angrily retreating into the employee lunch room when he sees their baffled stares and irritation
>"ONE DAY, ONE DAY THEY WILL ACCEPT ME AS ONE OF THEM!!" Tarantino shrieks at the smog-covered LA sky whilst colouring his skin with a black magic marker

Tell him about how I'm a aspiring writer and director and all the films and scenes that I plan on paying homage to.

based, I unironically don't see how his films are regarded so highly. They're fun and cool, but ultra overrated. I would kill him just to spare Earth the sound of his annoying voice

I wish more of my friends would have ten minute speeches about their interests. One of my friends does, but I just really like hearing people talk about what they love. Even if it is something I never liked, there's something deeply satisfying about prolonged expressions of interest.

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He talked about this on an interview. The store was owned by some guy and it was him and one other dude who operated the shop. They’re still friends I think. The shop was in Manhattan beach area (a much more isolated beach town in LA). They were both really into film and did curation shit in the shop, often recommending films to people based on what they liked. They were really good at it and became neighborhood celebrities and people would see them at the theater together and be like “that’s the movie shop guys!”.

Okay you think that’s all bullshit but imagine a time before the internet. Your knowledge of movies is based on what you saw in theaters and what’s in syndication on TV. Suddenly at the movie store one day some sperg who works there starts talking your ear off about movies. Turns out he’s an encyclopedia of movie knowledge and recommended a movie you really liked based on snippets you told him of what you like.

This sort of small business local celebrity thing is still alive in some parts of America and whether you like Tarantino or not you gotta admit that it’s a cool starting point for a director. He was a dude who legitimately loved what he did and that rubbed off on his customers. Shame LA is now full of Mexicans who don’t give a fuck about anything

Go back and kill him? Yeah, sure.

Also, his cowriter for Pulp Fiction and the guy he basically worked with as a creative partner in the early years, Roger Avery, was his coworker at store and is where they met

>would you?
Yes, I would go back in time and fuck my mom.

>user can't smell self-aggrandizing bullshit when he reads it
what a shame lol

listen to his commentary track with edgar wright for hot fuzz if you want to hear two such movie freaks talk about flicks for two hours

I'd kill him and steal his identity just to make his films exactly the same except this time it's me that gets to say DEAD NIGGER STORAGE to Sam Jackson

>work in a video store
>watch kino everyday

It was the life, bros.

>Shame LA is now full of Mexicans who don’t give a fuck about anything
Imagine experiencing pre-spic LA.

What the fuck did you just say about Quentin Tarantino, you little bitch. I'll have you know he was nominated for an Oscar for his screenplay for Django Unchained, and has been involved in numerous secret sex cults, and I will not hesitate to fucking rip you a new one if you so much as utter a word against him again. Quentin is trained in Gorilla warfare and he's the top screenwriter in the entire world. You are nothing to him but a speck of dust on the ground. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that Quentin Tarantino will bring down upon you, you pathetic little shit. He's been warned.

"insufferable twat"

What the fuck did you just say about Quentin Tarantino, you little bitch. I'll have you know I've seen every movie in his personal theatre in California, and I have never met someone so dedicate to specifically creating interesting characters. I'll have you know that I am in the process of writing a thirty-page letter to him praising his work, and will mail it to him today. And you will respect Tarantino, as you should. If you ever disrespect Tarantino again, I will have you banned from every movie theatre in the fucking world.

cringe

>They were really good at it and became neighborhood celebrities and people would see them at the theater together and be like “that’s the movie shop guys!”.
AYO LOOK AT DIS DUDE, IT'S DOUBLE MINT DAVE! WAZZUP DAVE? GOT ANY MINTS LMAO!

Did you just insult Quentin Tarantino? I'll have you know I personally met him once in a grocery store in LA. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and ask for a photo or anything. He then shook my hand and said, “Do you want to know what my next film will be". I was taken aback by how nice he was and immediately said, “Of course!” He then looked around conspiratorially, leaned in close, and said, “Alright, you didn’t hear this from me.” He then told me his next film is called Django Unchained 2: Djangos Revenge. It will start with Django getting sold back into slavery but this time he has a secret plan. He won't be the one getting revenge, however. His wife will. She will disguise herself as a man and fight in the civil war. At the end of the movie, she will walk into a bar and meet up with Django. They will both take their masks off, embrace each other, and kiss passionately while the credits roll.

>fags are still getting filtered by Tarantino 30+years after his debut

this, modern normie culture has almost made it taboo to talk about shit you actually care about at any lenght of time for fear of getting labeled a geek(despite modern shallow ''''geek'''' culture)
i remember once meeting a dude that shared my interests and we spent hours just babbling along about them while our normie friends looked at us like we were insane

It's fine if the person isn't a pompous know-it-all... like Tarantino.

And with Tarantino, there's usually not much depth behind his rambling. It's usually just a lot of technical bullshit, historical facts and name-dropping.

My dad came here during the 70's, illegally. I think I was the only one who's ever asked him what it was like back then.. I asked him after I saw Dolemite which was filmed in my area.

Even he admits 'hispanics' fucked this city up. He went from hyping up democrat policies.. to reminiscing about a place he had forgotten which was all around us. Then he realized how shitty everything got.

I don't hate the demographic I'm put in, I'm just critical of them. You have to be, or you devolve.

All the southwest is Mexican clay desu

I once watched a 12 minute video about the modern aluminum beverage can. Technical bullshit is my jam.

If you're a mexican and you don't hate how mexicans behave - you're shit tier. Like human garbage.
Especially if you live in los angeles. Some of these motherfuckers act like they were raised by stray dogs that were thrown raw meat. They lack basic common courtesy and manners, basically animal tier. Especially the fat tubs of lard latrinas.

I tell you this as a brown guy.

You're like a mexican uncle Tom. Probably voted for Trump too ffs.

Would I find Roger Avary & tell him QT is a snake? Yes

user, please don't murder people.

If you're a Jewish and you don't hate how Jews behave - you're shit tier. Like human garbage.
Especially if you live in New York. Some of these motherfuckers act like they were raised by stray bankers. They lack basic common courtesy and manners, basically animal tier. Especially the fat tubs of gold latrinas.

I tell you this as a rich Jew guy.

>The Jews run Hollywood!!
>No you can’t like Tarantino he’s ITALIAN
Do Amerimutts really??

creepy guy who constantly stares at my feet

fuck off, man

>I tell you this as a rich Jew guy.
now this i believe!

Hear hear, wonder how different the world could be from such a simple event… butterfly effect and all that

That tri-colored rag isn't mine. I'm not mexican, but I'm pretty sure I get lumped in with them 100% of the time.

I'm born and raised in this city, the mexican influence is with me, except for their animal crudeness. I guess the next categorization would be "hispanic", that would be more appropriate for these posts I guess.. eventhough I hate that term also.

you cant spell hispanic without panic

I still lookup Tarantino’s movie recommendations today.

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>you’re brown how dare you not act like a gangbanger
American politics are fascinating stuff

If you're a Dunmer and you don't hate how other Dark Elves behave - you're shit tier. Like N'Wah garbage.
Especially if you live in Solstheim. Some of these motherfuckers act like they were raised by Skooma addicts. They lack basic common courtesy and manners, basically animal tier. Especially the fat tubs of Troll Fat.

I tell you this as someone who isn't and outlander.

>Shame LA is now full of Mexicans who don’t give a fuck about anything
your lips to gods ears user

what films has he recommended