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Leo Campbell
I just watched Picard Season 2 Episode 9. What did I think of it?
Nathaniel Gray
Is there a 4k out?
Eli James
Oliver Jenkins
Never.
Nathaniel Mitchell
How did he get this job?
>'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' has promise, and the usual frustrations
>There's a fun show in there, buried under clanky dialogue and odd plotting.
>having now seen the first half of the first season (a second is already in production) I can say that Strange New Worlds will be a frustrating watch for fans. Frustrating because there are the bones of a really fun, interesting Star Trek series buried deep inside Strange New Worlds. Sadly, it’s trapped in the usual mix of faux-melodrama, clanging dialogue and dodgy plotting with the usual lapses in logic. Many writers are blind to their own flaws, which is why it’s so amusing that this is what Kurtzman and co. feel is a radical departure from their own work.
>Maybe I’m being unfair, but this is the seventh season of live-action Star Trek released under Kurtzman’s purview. The three lead characters all had a full season of Discovery to bed in, too, so it’s not as if everyone’s starting from cold. But despite the gentlest of starts, the show still manages to stumble out of the gate, trying to do too much and not enough at the same time. The first four episodes, especially, feel as if someone’s trying to speed-read you through a whole season’s worth of plot in a bunch of partly-disconnected episodes
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Jackson Lopez
Be brief.
Nathan Stewart
>faux-melodrama
Oh god it's going to be screaming and crying again. Fucking AIDS.
Mason Long
He's been shilling his review for a while now. He must not be getting enough clicks.
Brayden Lewis
You'll get through it.
Noah Clark
Nepotism.
Xavier Gonzalez
So season 2 blew it but season 3 will be a hit!
Charles Wright
I think I'm just not gonna watch SNW at this point. Every conceivable alarm bell has gone off. Why punish myself?
Jace Rivera
Many anons in /trek/ are eagerly anticipating the last episode of season 2.
Justin Kelly
cgi crusher?
Nathaniel Ramirez
bros Ive been considering watching season 4 of DICKscovery. but I Just cant stand MB smug little fucking face I want to push it, also I saw the butterfly episode and I just noped out.
give me something to work with here I really want to watch star trek but its so shit. Help.
Easton Sanchez
At least we got memes from it.
Luke Murphy
Same. I'm done with Kurtzman Trek
Luke Campbell
>I really want to watch star trek
You have literally everything from 1966 to 2005.
Leo Hill
I am 7 of boobs and butt you will be ASS-stimulated.
Jordan Campbell
Yep. They're going all out for the final season of Picard.
Sebastian Lewis
If you don't like Burnham don't force yourself. Watch Prodigy or something instead.
Caleb Thompson
Bro, I'm an old geezer fag I've seen it all I even watch up to season 3 of discovery. But as soon as the retard butterfly people appeared and she started crying immediately I just throw my fucking TV out the window again. so what do I do?
Give me some encouragement I really want to like this show.
Kayden Hughes
Does a creator have creative authority?
Nathaniel Jenkins
I like the borg jurati cupcake
Josiah Adams
I kinda hate the kids star wars vibe and the member berries aspect of the show. I don't know people say its good. I don't know....its like 6 eps long or something right?
Aiden Taylor
I tried watching the season last week but I couldn't. It's one of the worst shows I've ever watched. I'm dropping it for good
Thomas Walker
she likes you too. and the muffins. Because Borg is fren now ok.
Dominic Smith
>adr
It's so depressing bros, they don't even realize they're being used as pawns
Henry Anderson
Completionists are always watching.
Cooper Peterson
10 but only 22 minute eps.
I guarantee you'll like it more than all of Discovery by the end.
Don't come complaining after the first 2 parter that it's star wars though just keep watching.
Jeremiah Powell
If you could make it through three seasons of STD, watching prodigy will be a breeze.
Oliver Walker
I wouldn't bother. There are some people in /trek/ desperate to get you to watch nu-Trek rubbish, for some reason.
Lincoln Green
its not fair i want to like the show and its like they've made it shit on purpose. like oh hey you like star trek huh, here lets make it really shit like extra steamy shit and eat it. and just pooped out the nastiest poop shit I've ever seen and obviously all the fucking dementia kids are eating their smelly shit like it was cake or something. But it just stinks so bad.
Easton Adams
I used to be a completionist. I used to think I could sit through anything no matter how stupid or boring, in the name of Star Trek. How wrong I was...
Jayden Myers
He worked on the Star Trek reboot movies and suddenly they felt like giving him full creative control over the entire franchise. Like sure he's worked on a bunch of popular TV shows, but the movies he worked on were pretty mediocre.
Angel Green
Influx of younger anons today.
Oliver Reed
I Guess i could force myself but it feels so...kids in space.
Well I am asking for reasons to watch the shows I don't want to hate nutrek I want to embrace it but it keeps fucking being terrible.
Christian Barnes
don’t trust his lies
David Evans
Well, it's either embracing it or becoming a jaded lump of coal. Choose wisely.
Jayden Parker
When your career defining role has long since ended and there's not much else for you to do, you're happy just to be able to resume it in some form.
Logan Torres
It's best to not force yourself to watch it. Prodigy could be the best of a bad bunch, but would you be enjoying it for what it is? Or just enjoying it because it's the least bad show and you have to watch new Trek shows?
Nathan Russell
>There's a fun show in there, buried under clanky dialogue and odd plotting.
This sounds like a vast improvement over all Crap Trek thus far, which had poor dialog and incoherent plotting.
>trying to speed-read you through a whole season’s worth of plot in a bunch of partly-disconnected episodes
Again, sounds far better than literal seasons where nothing happens.
Lincoln Long
Or just ignore it and have fun with what he does enjoy.
Blake Robinson
how can you be jaded coal? That makes no sense. Jade is jade, Coal is coal.
is this the kind of stupidity I have to embrace to watch the show? LIke people just say dumb shit and I just have to be like...''totes wow dude, so sci fi. trekkkeing!!'' or some shit? DO I have to learn a tik tok dance or something? tell me.
Ethan Rivera
Orville is back in a few weeks.
Jack Gutierrez
>you can't watch the new shows because... you just CAN'T okay???
Has it really come to this
Caleb Richardson
Eh pretty sure they're all in it for the money. Frakes and Spiner were already massive whores, the others were probably holding out for more cash
Isaiah Ward
/trek/ tends to make people take sides. I'm just being realistic.
Lincoln Reed
I wonder how many big black dick lgbtq allegory episodes they'll have this season? 3? 4?
Oh they pulled up the carpets and are doing a war story now so have fun.
Jackson Ross
No one said that.
Caleb Allen
I guess you're right. I don't know. I Just wanted star trek to be good I Guess. you just cant change the recipe of something so much and still expect it to be the same thing you're cooking.
Nathaniel Walker
As long as they're as funny as Bortus's sex swamp, they can have as many as they like.
Blake Collins
*record scratch *
And that's how I became a grumpy grampee.
Carson Lee
no shit...I thought they cancelled the show? fuck yeah. Nice thanks for the good news.
Noah Foster
That's right, back in the bucket of crabs you go.
Jonathan Price
>I Just cant stand MB smug little fucking face
They focus on Michael Burnham EVEN MORE in season four. Especially after Tilly gets shipped off to fat camp.
Asher James
correct, watching off-topic shows and talking about them is not permitted in /trek/
these threads are about star trek, a show which last aired in 2005
Juan Campbell
I om with that. Honestly. I don't mind kids shows being for kids. Thats kind of the point. But star trek was supposed to be one of these universal bridges that could make generations connect over the same thing that was cool.
Guess star trek really is broken....its a sad time for trek. a sad time indeed.
Set course, warp factor sad. engage.
Lucas Richardson
Well, some people thought 09 was a playful rump.
Daniel Peterson
somebody punch her. please like fucking just punch her stupid smug sanctimonious im so great face.
I Liked tilly, can't believe the bodied my girl like this. I'll get revenge on them.
Jose Howard
So rather than find out for yourself you take the easy option and listen to the first guy that comes along telling you to sit the fuck down? Pathetic.
Kayden Nguyen
hate to break out the racism but she reminds me of every cunt black woman I've ever met, it's that smug sense that they know better than you, sheer arrogance. I can't watch a TV show where that unwarranted arrogance is vaunted.
Michael Adams
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