Bros...
Brehs...
We really went downhill didn't we? Menbros...
Bros
Gavin Gonzalez
David Clark
Meh, at least they are mostly white.
Nathaniel Jenkins
I too want to see more oiled up shirtless muscular men.
Adrian Foster
eh about that...
Nicholas Brooks
At the top we have
>Swede
>Austrian
>Italian
>Belgian
At the bottom
>bong twink
>manlet
>mutt
>bongest of bongs
Brayden Thompson
>Cena, The Rock, Chris Evans, Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, Statham
Perhaps you yourself went downhill.
Tyler Peterson
Arnold is Czech, Stallone is Jewish-Italian
John Adams
You can just say bros. Menbros doesn’t make any sense.
Ethan Jackson
This is cherry picked to shit. Yeah let's stack up the physiques of Harrison Ford and Charles Bronson against Dwayne Johnson, Henry Cavill, Jason Momoa, and Chris Hemsworth
Gavin Hernandez
who cares muscles are overrated anyway
Julian Baker
>Cena, The Rock,
Mogged by prime Arnold easily.
>Chris Evans
He was never big.
>Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman
Chicken legs.
>Statham
Mogged by prime JCVD.
Gabriel Kelly
>top
homoerotic male fantasy
>bottom
normal males fantasy
Aiden Morales
Those are all soi faggots with no natural physical gifts
Connor Phillips
>Chris evans
Kek
Wyatt Gonzalez
Huge hulking action heroes are reslly an anomaly of the 80’s. Before then you had skinny guys Sean Connery and John Wayne and stuff like that.
Levi Flores
Stallone is a fucking manlet!
Blake Lewis
>capeshit
>normal male fantasy
Lol fuck off, manchild.
Luis Morris
But at least he was ripped.60yo Sly was more jacked than these capeshit faggots.
Jonathan Johnson
Yep this guy was jacked as hell
Noah Martin
>Arnold
>natty
Adam Baker
Bruhs...
Jaxson Cook
>implying i self insert in capeshit
Bro i just watch capeshit for titties and asses.
Easton Murphy
Breh...
Carson Phillips
I watch capeshit so I can communicate and blend in with normalfags
Jace Foster
Jaxson Evans
This guy mogs Arnie
Nicholas Allen
Stallone is like 5’9, he is a giant pussy
Jordan Anderson
>watching capeshit for T&A
Wut? The women are more covered up that muslims, not to mention that the actresses are all ugly. Random 80s action movies have more attractive women.
Robert Gray
>80s action movie comes out
>Yea Forums hates it
Thomas Stewart
>i just watch capeshit for titties and asses
Where can I watch the capeshit you watch? I'm not seeing any titties and asses in the mainstream shit
Dominic Martin
Well technically they're capeshit stars not action stars.
Joseph Bailey
I liked it
t. OP
Grayson Watson
Looks worse than my 63 year old dad, what a pathetic dyelet
Nathaniel Baker
>Stallone is like 5’9
That makes him taller than 3 out of the 4 people on the bottom of OP's image.
Robert James
The Rock hasn't made one good movie. I know we're talking about physiques but its jarring. Predator, Commando, Terminator. Rock can't carry Arnie's jockstrap.
Henry Cruz
Uhhh no. Not all of them at least. Damn youre telling me the guy who plays spider man doesnt get as big as the guy who plays a boxer? Thats crazy
He looked good but obviously not very big
Christopher Morales
>I'm not seeing any titties and asses in the mainstream shit
I bet you wont find porn in teh internets
Juan Allen
Now compare to this
Tyler Cooper
This isn't an action movie and I liked it.
William Hill
Matthew Long
northman was kino as fuck and I WILL be purchasing a bluray
Jack Gutierrez
Robert Sullivan
Okay, now compare to this.
Logan Ramirez
Levi Turner
Eggers literally described the source materials as "80s action movie screenplay"
Ryder Ward
Heightmogged, bodymogged, facemogged and hairmogged by prime Dolph
Bodymogged, facemogged and hairmogged by prime Arnold
Jace Cooper
Do they even make action movies anymore? Pretending to fly while bing bing wahoo cg effects are exploding around you isn't action.
Liam Sanchez
>Damn youre telling me the guy who plays spider man doesnt get as big as the guy who plays a boxer?
No, cause Spider-man is also supposed to be jacked. Twink manlet Spider-man is a recent thing.
Camden Richardson
>Meh
What's with poltards and being gigantic homos?
Aiden Turner
>Mogged by prime Arnold easily
you're saying that as if it wasn't true for 99,99999999% of the human population
Elijah Murphy
You're comparing action movies made for adults and cigarette smoking kids to movies made for current day kids.
Hunter James
Hudson Nguyen
>Mogged by prime Arnold easily.
No way. The Rock looks like an actual freak of nature
Kayden Hall
Yeah every actor was plucked from Mr. Olympia shows back then
They make a ton of people roid up for shit now. They got the fucking Silicon Valley guy on HGH and he just ran around the greenscreen like everyone else
Jordan Moore
The Rock is aesthetic and looks the type of ripped that can fuck you up, while prime Arnold looks like a bodybuilder.
Carson Nguyen
Garfield is a NerdChad, I honestly don’t see what the other 3 have. Holland isn’t a bad Spider-Man choice but then trying to make an action star was so bad, he looks like he weighs 135 lbs. Some manlets carry weight well and some don’t, he’ll always look like he’s half grown.
Joseph Thompson
modern heroes are usually twinks and if they happen to be more masculine physically they're goofs like Thor.
modern heroes have largely been emasculated.
Grayson Moore
You are delusional.
Nicholas Morgan
One of the best actions ever
Zachary Murphy
>that can fuck you up
yeah up the ass, that nigga is gayer than a popsickle used to dilate
Alexander Richardson
>roided up actor with no experience in combat A can beat up roided up actor with no experience in combat B because A has a worse body
Sound logic, user.
Jose Young
What are you, gay?
Justin Jackson
Try 100%. Literally no one has ever looked as good as Arnold or as natty when that big. Arnold was literally 1 of a kind, he was a Michael Jackson tier person, everyone on earth knows who fucking Arnold was. You can just say “Arnold” in casual conversation and most people will think of him.
Brayden Ortiz
Arnold was actually a powerlifter as well as a bodybuilder, though. Dwayne never did *real* sports.
Camden Roberts
To be fair, they tried a more serious Thor, but Hemsworth is too shitty of an actor to pull it off, so they made him an 80 IQ dudebro instead.
Noah Lewis
Spider-Man's whole thing is that hes a scrawny webcrawler compared to everyone else dude you are a faggot do you know how many pics i could spam this thread with of skinny spider man? Define recent. Please. Ultimate Spider Man from 20 years ago? The original run from 60 years ago?
Isaac Bennett
Try 100%. Literally no one has ever looked as good as Arnold or as natty when that big. Arnold was literally 1 of a kind, he was a Michael Jackson tier person, everyone on earth knows who fucking Arnold was. You can just say “Arnold” in casual conversation and most people will think of him.
Leo Young
Unfair comparison. Peak Dolph Lundgren was unmoggable. Arnie at his peak had a GOAT physique. Rock is just some former wrestler who took the roiding too far.
Hunter Garcia
> powerlifting is real sport
> sports means anything at all
Hudson Sanders
You don't read comics. Spider-man was always built like an athlete after the spider bite. Not super huge, but definitnely scrawny.
Nathan Hughes
Stallone is about the same as Arnold though
Cameron Evans
He's still alive you know
Gabriel Bailey
Okay, so Arnold has a background in strength sports and was a tank driver in the army, but Rocky is the one who's going to beat you up? Explain your stance.
Matthew Cooper
Simu Liu is jacked
Ethan Ramirez
Pebblebros...I can't take this thrashing...
Jack Morgan
Why don't more women get into body building? Why does half the human population enjoy being astronomically weaker
Evan Watson
Spider man is 5'10 and like 170 lbs even in the comics. He's not huge, just very lean.
Eli Bailey
We should put more unrealistic standards on men? No thanks women get a bigger pass today being fat fucks.
Brayden Parker
Just imagine having a fit gf who could actually protect hm0aaherself in your absence
Wyatt Lopez
Ok. Following this trajectory. Does the guy in this pic appear to have 0 levels of athleticism?
Aaron Sanders
Imagine
Jose Parker
They do but it’s just to get a fat ass. They don’t want to look big, they just want to max their fuckability stat
Wyatt Scott
But her face
Tyler Thomas
I could kick his ass