*Is the best turtle in your path*

>Has to literally babysit two of his brothers while the only one capable of helping is always busy doing boring nerd shit.

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Why did the last turtle thread get pruned? We had some nice discussion going on.

>always busy doing boring nerd shit.
That's why Donnie is the most based of them. And because he gets the best girl.

Cool but rude, he might be the best but has character flaws

Link to said thread please, user? I'd like to read it.

Best, because swords..

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Being the family's next patriarch is always difficult. Everyone else's headaches are your headaches.

Give him a break.

Only children like Raphael. Adults prefer Leonardo or Donatello.

(No one likes Michaelangelo)

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/167230738/

Bunch a fags in this thread

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Raphael is for edgyfags
Michaelangelo is for lelrandom tards
Donatello is for nerds
Leonardo is the best pick.

What weapon would be the worst to be beaten half to death with, if you fought the turtles? Chopped up with a blade or sharp thrusting weapon, or bones pulverized by blunt force trauma?

>Sliced by swords
>Skewered by sais
>Bludgeoned by bo
>Nuked by nunchaku

To this day, I still think it's a great fucking movie.
The direction is solid as fuck, FX are top-tier, good pacing, it's entertaining... It's just fun.

pls consider my thesis

The turtle's combat prowess and intelligence almost directly balances each other out.
D and L being the brains
>donatello is intelligent to a fault, overly careful, the weakest fighter
>leonardo, the second smartest, and leader because he, as opposed to donatello, can make important decisions quickly, and doesn't mind leading, including from the front
and R and M, the muscle
>raphael, the second best fighter. he's very strong, and invested in fighting, but his temperament gets the best of him and can get in his way even in combat
>michelangelo takes combat less seriously, and it comes as more of a natural hobby to him. fun, similar to dancing or sports, it's not an undertaking, but recreation

thoughts?

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Why was the first TMNT film just so god damn based?

Leonardo is the leader.
Michaelangelo is the funny one.
Donatello is the nerd.

And Raphael is?

i was always a donnie guy

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Leonardo > Donatello > Raphael > Michelangelo

>And Raphael is?
The nigger.

This but I’m reverse

I'm not american or brits, and when I saw ninja turtles it was back in the beginning of the 90's and the west was very different from now, so I think it got lost in translation.
I genuinely wondered what's the special stuff about Raphael.

I like it, though I never really thought of one turtle being stronger or weaker than the others. As far as weapons go, all of them can equally mess your shit up and the brothers are all roughly the same build. The personalities though is what really defines them.

Ralph is a lot more fiery in a battle than say Michelangelo, but I wouldn't bet against Mikey losing in a sparring match between them, skill for skill. Mikey might not take the fight as serious, but that doesn't mean he's not capable. In the movie, his skill with the nunchaku was like prodigy tier, so it shows the level of power the hobbyist can reach.

the based and redpilled one
hes the only one who sees and tells it like really is, but the other turtles can't handle it
hes literally me after learning about the jews and telling my bros during thanksgiving but they all argued against me, but since 2018 have slowly seen that in the end i was right

The bo would be most humiliating. Imagine not being able to take a stick from someone. Nunchaku seems good. Fast and painful to immobilize someone or to discourage them. You'd have to put some psycho effort in to kill someone with it though. Swords and sai, you just slice and jab, you could use a kitchen knife for that. I'd choose death by sword.

Nunchaku is the only weapon that adds an extra dimension. Swords and sais are kitchen utensils and a bo is a stick. I've thought about bladed nunchakus, but then you'd cut your own hands when freestyling.

where when you found out Shredder was Uncle Phil?
don't care if its old by now, this is one of those bizarre anomalies that will never stop being insane to think about

I've seen enough cartel videos of people being beat with baseball bats to be very respectful to a fire-hardened piece of oak. I think I'd rather be cut up with a blade than have my bones turned into octopus tentacles by a stick.

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Aren't y'all forgetting someone?

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>No Pizza Power album

These must have came out before the shell tour

Explain these shell tits to me. How do they work? I have to know, for reasons.

The weapons were chosen by Splinter to perfectly complement their personalities
>Donny gets the bo staff, which is simple but complex to master. Donny gets to use his mind to figure out the best way to use it, which keeps him focused on developing his skills rather than just being uber nerd
>Raph is angry, so he gets tiny sai which are defensive weapons. If you gave him a big axe or sword he'd go beserk but he needs to maintain his cool to use his sai well
>Leo is given the swords to help cement his role as leader
>Mikey is wild and undisciplined so gets the weapon thats hardest to master, but also is fun! He will train with his nunchucks in a way he would never train with another weapon

turtle power

Mikey has always been the best fighter if he takes it seriously. The Last Ronin prooved this along with the battle nexus tourney in 03 and how he survived dimension X in 2012

Would.

KINO

Obviously he's the best
>Heres a stick, two knives and two big knives duhhhh
>Now for you Michaelangelo, the nunchuku. Concealable, flexible with infinite variation in the manner of use. Warriors train their whole lives to master the use of one of these. Here, have two

Sooo... who owns the rights to these guys now? Surely they are due for a grimdark reboot.

Excellent analysis of weapon distribution! Also, nunchucks are really cool! No small wonder Mikey enjoys them as much as he does.

youtu.be/5cqzOo6B0Ic?t=281

nunchakus are the worst to be killed with because it'll be an extremely slow and painful process.
none of the blunts are gonna be strong enough to send you into shock so you'll each and every one of them and that shit hurts like a motherfucker and you'll have to endure 10s if not hundreds of fast yet excruciating impacts.
i'd rather get my neck sliced with a sword so it's over quickly.

VENUS SISTERS RISE UP

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Nick

Theres a Rise Movie out this summer ending that incarnation and theres a Seth Rogan film in production.

TMNT does work being grimdark as you end up with Bay shit and nothing like the original films.

They just need to throw a fuckton of money at the henson company now dark crystal was cancelled

>*blocks your path*
Not a ninja, but a much more soulful turtle

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>>What is blunt force trauma

You can straight up be insta killed by a smack to the head from metal ones

the staff was the dopest weapon in the old arcade/nintendo side scrollers
swords is second best though

SHREDDER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE BOY?

Danny: nothing *scared*

SHREDDER: YOU’RE LYING TO ME
AND YOU’RE HIDING SOMETHING AS WELL *using some secret ninja shit clairvoyance, he discovers a picture of Leonardo hidden inside of Danny’s pocket*

SHREDDER: THEY ARE BACK

>bunch of fags in this thread
>michelangelo
>awful art
Like a clock

My fav is Leo, but Donatello is for Arcade game.

I'm not familiar with all things TMNT but I really like the Animated series (2003) and its direct sequel that takes place in the future, fast forward i think it was called.
is there more to that continuity or did the directors for that work on anything similar or related to turtles?
youtube.com/watch?v=dRnRUtMHGow

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This is why I love this threads. Thanks guys!

I BET HE NEVER ASKED FOR A CAN OPENER

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MAYBE ALL OF THAT HARDWARE IS FOR MAKING COLESLAW

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Niggers hate Raphael

Donny is based because he's the most naturally gifted of his brothers, which is why he's a slacker and goofs off with Mikey (the nerd / inventor stuff was from the cartoons) Eastman described him as "a stoner".

Yeah you could just hang back and twirl the staff because it had the best reach you didn’t have to get as close as the other three turtles in order to hit the endless armies of foot soldiers in those games.

in my experience, chicks like Mikey

pretty sure that's it for that timeline. it ends with fast forward. on a good note.

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I thought the lyrics said crude.

>the staff was the dopest weapon
If you're a lazy ass. Sai's were faster and better for close combat. Leonardo and Michaelangelo were pretty lame in 'Turtles in Time'.

Ninja Turtles would be the best shitposters.

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Yeah, if they aren't aiming for your head, death by nunchakus would take forever to kill you. I can't think of too many other more painful ways to go than being bludgeoned all over your body, for hours, possibly days.