Proof you can be addicted to sobriety

THAT was the funniest shit I'd seen ever. steve-o who was famous for drug abuse shilling some shitty vegan food and WATER.

W A T E R. CALLED LIQUID DEATH.

>Implying they're actually sober
lmao

Did you guys know that he's SOBER btw?

AA and NA are cults. They share brainwashing tactics with cults and groups like the CCP.

my cousin is like this. fucking faggot loser. i got a DUI and had to go to one of these court ordered things, sit around a room with a bunch of fuckin scumbag losers talking about how cool doing drugs used to be. its pathetic.

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Lmao Brandon Novak is not sober.

Don't call someone a sociopath while also only thinking about people in terms of their worth to your life, very unhealthy and ego centered.

My brother is like this and it drives me insane. Whenever he fucks up he starts shilling his gay blue book and projecting into other people.

His podcast is horrendous and that fat fuck he always has on is the most retarded cunt I've ever seen, asks the most stupidest questions where guests are like "..what?".

And Steve O thinks he's some artist and sat on a high horse and then just talks about himself. It's so bad.

More pathetic that you got a DUI, retard

jokes on you, i have two

youtube.com/watch?v=tZJ--w-_RaA
pure kino

his youtube had some decent stuff like the jellyfish sombrero but yea most of it is just shilling and pontificating about when he was cool

not to sound like a jaded fuck but i mean it really isn't entertaining at all

>DUI
I remember driving my friends around downtown a few years ago on a Friday night stoned and drunk and surprisingly didn't run into a RIDE program. That was the first and last time I did that shit, having a DUI would've ruined my life.

>he's really useless to me
lmao you faggot

MURDER YOUR THIRST MAAAAAAAANNNNNN!

XTREME 90s trend was dumb back then, let’s not bring it back.

>you're only cool if you do drugs and drink a lot
gay bitch I bet you're boring as fuck

do you think I need to give a fuck about people who outlive their ability to entertain me? lol

Literally everyone with a podcast is shilling that canned water

Beats the predatory addiction centers Novak recruits for to leech of health insurance, or get families to take out huge loans for 5star rehab places that follow the for-free AA model anyways.

youtube.com/watch?v=K2za4ezG47Q
another one

Brandon Novak is atleast a good man for uploading his failures in life like this, he hit rock bottom so the only way is up

it really does. it must have cost me 5-6 grand and having my liscense revoked for a year. fuck that.

>implying it doesn’t appeal to closet edge lords like me
I’d buy this water and drink it and be proud of myself for doing so

i wouldn't know i cant stand podcasts. they all feel fake as shit

JRE was genuinely good long ago with stoned standhope and diaz that whole frat boy atmosphere felt more than just an hd 4k 60 fps BOB KELLY PODCAST WITH JAY OAKERSON.. yuk

Good on them for getting clean but seeing them cling on to the past and trying to recapture that glory as sober people is depressing to watch.

Those expensive sober living clinics are fucking horseshit scams. All I needed was a medical detox, about 2 days of fucking misery and then after that abstaining for a period until I felt responsible enough not to drink 24/7 like I used to. I don't see anything wrong with having a couple beers at night.

Just make sure you chug it and smash the can in your forehead and scream
>STONE COLD

Apparently Novak calls himself a “sober coach” who gets a finder fee for signing people up into treatment. It’s like reverse drug dealing.

I hate this shit so much, just drink regular water like a normal person.

he always seems kind of lame and soulless to me now

this, water or youre a tard

I fucking hate this substance abuser abuse ponzi scheme shit so much. It's no better than an exploitative church.

no self control is abusing substances on impulse, with no regard for consequences.
good self control is avoiding any substances whatsover.
god-like self control is using and enjoying substances in moderation, knowing your limits, and not causing yourself harm.
the problem with straight edge fags is they're usually the type that cannot use substances responsibly so they either go all-in, or they don't involve themselves at all.

it's made so you can drink it at parties so you won't get hassled

I like the podcast, I like hearing his crazy stories and his celebrity encounters. He has some decent guests on every once in a while

It is regular water, it’s no different than any of those other high priced “mountain” water brands. They’re probably pushing the cans now because they’re trying to do away with plastic

That’s fucking gayer than Novak sucking dick for heroin.

just get a sprite or coke, no one will know or care

No shit? The whole point of quitting substance abuse is getting addicted to being sober instead.

Once an addict always an addict, the trick is to get addicted to something that won't destroy you.

Steve-O gives me that Saville vibe

>Accusing somebody of being a sociopath and then using a phrase like "he's really useless to me" immediately after

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My other friend Brendan Novak is in rehab for heroin for the 16th time. good luck with that. Sick a da bullshit.

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i got hassled by cops twice walking around drinking one of these. 2nd one didn't believe it was water, made me toss it. fuckin pigs

I personally got sober and ran as far away from AA and their batshit insane doctrine. Still smoke weed, still drink nonalcoholic beer but I dont drink anymore and dont give a single fuck if some cult freak thinks I'm technically not sober because I define my own sobriety because I'm not a member of a cult

Former addicts that turn sober are always the the most annoying. They can get real preachy cause they don't understand that some people can actually handle drinking and doing drugs casually.

Saw him live and he showed some pretty crazy jackass-level shit that he did specifically for the show, but outside of that it really is just "hey remember when i got high on k and filmed it LOL subscribe to this meal kit service"

Same. Nearly 3 months without alcohol but would hate to find myself being a santimonious ass about it. If someone else can drink because they can have a healthy relationship with alcohol, good for them and I envy that.

this. he also happens to have a lot of ties to the church of satan and used to have a tattoo of a baby getting raped.

OP, surprisingly doing drugs gets boring/old and you need to be sober to experience self-growth.

Steve-o probably got a nice gf who was like bruh, u could have easy life stop fucking it up for us. just chill with me

retard

No justice

No peace

>FROM THE AUSTRIAN ALPS
lol