Johnny Depp trial day 12

>that's when Ms Heard was 18yo
>uhh ok
Lol

Are Heard's lawyers getting restless?

They're certainly aggressive, but maybe Johnny's will be too when Amber calls her witnesses.

are we really talking about google shit

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A Mega Pint?

She may have pooped in their beds, so to speak.

Depp: Joseph Gordon levitt
Legal team: Seth rogan, James Franco, Amanda seyfried
Herd: Emma watson
Herds legal team: Jonah hill, Michael cera
Depps bodyguard: Jonathan banks
Herds psyche: Michelle pfifer
Judge: Harry styles
Director: Michael bay
Soundtrack: Steve jablonsky

are you absolutely sure that my cat wasn't googling johnny depp?
you arent?
i rest my case

Why does his voice still break, surely he's used to public speaking by now?

>mfw i'm googling movie star names on my lawyer owner's computer

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>ask naunced question
>CORRECT OR INCORRECT????
I would just say "incorrect" to every question so he forces me to elaborate

I thought it was established that the judge is Dana Carvey.

>I'M ACTING

kek
he's never ever going to live down objecting to his own question, this trial is his own personal hell that continues to spiral downward

lel he took the bot route

stay winning, deppchads

>can you please elaborate?
>lol make me

It would be hard for a city slicker like yourself to understand.

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Get in here

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Who would play the megapint?

>Herd: Emma watson
They need an actress that looks at least 30ish. Emma is a woman in her 60s.

what you dont remember... the articles?

>ladies and gentlemen... this is Chewbacca.
>you see, my client couldn't have defamed Mr Depp! It doesn't make any sense!

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>>can you please elaborate?
No.

Some "expert" this guy is

Oof

>60's
Probably closer to 200+ years at this point

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>I remember your mom

Yeah, he really should have been able to address the data he analyzed if he only analyzed 3 articles per date.

Elizabeth debicki

Lynched

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johnny depp is finished

Clip?

when was the last time the jannys have been as bootyblasted about something as this trial?

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You realize he's gonna lose, right?

what's your Q score bros?

This retard witness is getting smoked

I don't care who wins or loses, I'm here for the show

this #metoo trial shit belongs to /pol/ and not on Yea Forums

Are you retarded or just not paying attention?

Amber already lost the publics love. For a celebrity, that is everything. Johnny will remain loved by his fans. Amber shit all over her own bed and ruined her career because of it, even if this wins. This is Johnnys Revenge for trying to ruin his career.

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fuckyou, faggot

We're winning, Amberbros

>t.jannoid

it's a defecation case, nothing to do with metoo

Guaranteed you didn't go to college

what the fuck is a Q score?

It's a defamation case about Depps career. Not metoo shit. Stay mad, faggot.

You act like Yea Forums is a highbrow board filled with intellectual discussion about film/tv.

It's a sea of piss. A little more tinkle isn't gonna matter.

Sounds like a roll for Classic Paul

Measurement of familiarity and appeal of a subject. Scores do people recognize Johnny and do the like or dislike him.

>It's a mattress of shit. A little more poo poo on Depp's side isn't gonna matter.
ftfy

I don't know, but I know that qscore will rise in google trends

My IQ score is dropping right now

yes yes, but what about your Q score?

holy shit this guy is getting absolutely btfo

Go away, Amber, you filthy animal

>Yea Forums discussion should pertain to movies, shows, or anything airing on TV with real people
>Yea Forums discussion can also pertain to actors, careers, and their lives

Lmao falls under all the boxes, it's more on topic than /pol/ posting and talking about which nigger actor we hate.
fuck off this is fun and the only time Yea Forums will actively talk about something and remain on topic.

Chances of Trump revealing his master plan within 2 weeks and saving the world from the cabal.
90+ Qscore = the storm is coming

>Herds legal team: Jonah hill, Michael cera
now THIS would be kino

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

This lawyer can count pretty good.

I WONT EVEN COUNT TO TWENTY OR TWENTY ONE GOOD SIR

>not even counting to 21
holy shit what a power move

Ambersisters

we won

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THATS IT, I DECLARE DEPP GUILTY, HANG HIM NOW

what does she eat

Got him a bit worked up tho.

It's not looking too good Deppbros

Depp Tears

Why did they call this retard to testify?

Lmao

What a pointless witness

Well, that went exactly how anyone with half a brain would have expected

why doesn't she shave her cheeks?

shit

That lawyer might've bullied the expert thoroughly, but that caused his negative Q score to rise.

>Dealmaker smiles at the analyst as he walks by
>Immediately looks pissed after he passes
>Starts following him out of the courtroom
Oh no

based googler

why did you have to point that out