Average russian tv

OI YOUSE GOTTA A LOICENSE FO THAT TORPEDO!?

No amount of russian screeching will win them a war, or any respect
The screeching seems to be getting worse as they grow more desperate
Also lol at how UK is suddenly their worst enemy, i guess their abject military makes them realise they never had a chance of taking on the yoo ess

Reminder that the UK is by far the most blood thirsty violent and dangerous country in the world with over 125 million confirmed kills in the last 200 years

ukraine tongues my anus

What the fuck have we done?
I live right in the absolute middle of the UK so maybe I'll be alright...

I wish there was a means for me to get into Ukraine and start rescuing women and girls

just pick up the ones refugeeing in italy and germany, catch em before the med BVLLS do

Do it.

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their army was already a "nothingburger" against ukraine, the poorest european country. i don't think they even have launchable wmd's

>earthquakes that release several hundred times more energy than the biggest nuke only splashes water a few hundred meters inland like we've see in japan
>the ruskies expect to wash a tidal wave over the entire country with Ireland blocking most of the way
lol go for it Ivan

Name ONE thing we have ever done wrong.

That's right, you can't.

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germany is a normal country now
italy is a normal country now
japan is a normal country now

ruskies still eat shit. It's sad.

Uuuuuhh, Hitlerbros...?

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sneed

being pozzed is now normal. sad.

>How to save the world from the eternal anglo

START THE DAMN WAR BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!

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stop the war

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you've been drinking piss so long, you think there's something wrong with fresh water. Leave /pol/. It's not good for you.

>russians believe this
This entire situation has proven that whilst amerimutts are stupid as fuck, russians are even stupider.

>Pisses off Israel by stating that jews were killing other jews
>Pisses of serbs by recognizing Kosovo
>Pisses of armenians by letting the azerbaijanis take Karabakh
>Pisses of chinese by naming Taiwan among the unfriendly country lists
What exactly is the endgame?

CNN is fake news

fuck guys I used to love the war but after watching this I'm not so certain

I'm glad to see things like OP still being produced even though Zhirinovsky is dead.

I have a sinking feeling this isn't the full video

Literally like a Red Alert cutscene, lmao

I WANT YOUR ENITRE STOCK

>7 days until 9th may
>68 days of invasion
>mariupol that was besieged since day 4 still not taken
Russia wont do shit to UK

based and ukrainepilled

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>They talk about Britain
>Ireland gets destroyed in the video as well
What did they mean by this?

>Russians brag about basic nuclear military tech as if its a brand new innovation
Congrats

Why?

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Kind of like Americans bragging about the ability to crash a drone into things

Sorry I like it

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At least with such a giant wave death would surely be instant. I mean I'm a brainlet, but you'd be instantly crushed under the pressure rather than drown right?

he's da joka baybee

Anybody else getting sick of waiting for ww3?

Opposed Napoleon

Two more weeks.

>Russia declares war on the NATO
>launches its nuclear missiles
>half of them already detonate in the silos
>a quarter actually takes off but they don't detonate
>the rest all detonate over the Russian federation
>their army, now facing troops with equipment from after the iron curtain and with the mental capacity of at least elementary school children quickly get pushed back into the irradiated wasteland that is now their home
I agree, it would be fun to watch

Lmao you got the flag wrong retard

Didn't they try stuff like this during the whole nuclear testing and it turns out underwater bombs do... literally nothing?

>created *merica
>took niggers to white countries because you didn't want to pick your own cotton
>didn't ally with hitler against (((them)))
And all the consequences of these things.

The French, Italians, and Spanish created America

this joke was not funny the previous ten thousand times either

>The French, Italians, and Spanish created America
created America? are you fucking high?

>writing this much with no punchline
tits or gtfo

dumb spic

>drunk Russian faggot thinks we can't fix the orbit of a fucking space station
lol

>they consume nothing but western culture
The western culture they invented?

Correct. The name itself is Italian.

>How is their space program going nowadays
Do you not know how long the US has relied on Russia to keep the ISS going?

Lmao retard. Are you going to say the US doesn't have nukes either? The reason why Ukraine is even still standing is because Russia wants it to remain intact.

I'm still not supporting ukraine

That should be britain hanging itself because it's committing cultural suicide

so what are the odds of thermonuclear war?

actual seething licenselet

Yes yes
Two more weeks

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*ten thousand and one times