YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DEAL

is this threadin autosage too?

I enjoy talking about Jack Nicholson's career in Television and Film

>I, uh, quantify social media posts, especially posts on Yea Forums and sometimes I remove low value posts

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Not at the moment.

this thread glows harder then terry davis

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>everyone who doesn't like me is a janny
Weirdest cope i've seen in a while

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out of the Catalog of great actors you can always find Jack Nicholson a reliable Backup

>everyone I'm talking with is OP
Weirdest cope i've seen in a while.

>Mr Deals:Miss Heard is such a dumb cinta that she thought her career would take off after false abuse claims but not even niggers with laser pointers want to touch her.

Mr Deals is based and that's why jannies are seething

notice the lag voice constructs, yah thats ayys newfag npcs

why is he testifying

op is pretty funny though

newfags dont know magick or dark matter

The Sun is about tits, the guardian is a rag and your websites are clickbait data farms!

based schizo ignoring basic logic

>so I googled Johnny Depp at two distinct points in time and this is the extent of my testimony

This guy proves Amberfags were paid shills.

He's a shitposter.

oi, google is a very reliable source just like wikipedia

he will give a powerpoint presentation now. how exciting

im here for the party boys, some user here has it right

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"No actress ever got a huge career boost out of accusations" was a strong point at the end from the Heard team for once.

and we wait for glowniggers response

glowbot

Ah now he is explaining incognito mode, outstanding.

They would if Depp's team was saying she did it to boost her career. They aren't. They are saying she did it to tank Depp's career.

That "expert" isn't really good.

i can do the job of this "expert"

Analyzing the order in which google lists its results is literally /pol/ tier.

his consulting company probably makes millions from doing basic shit for celebrities

i kneel, i should do a job application, this is literally neet work

I highly doubt you could do his job.

do you have a work bench web browser that google can't track? Do you know how to obtain q-scores from the q-score company? Can you calculate damages on the fly based on google trends?

>shitpost analysis
>cant even follow a simple question
this guy is literally browsing this thread in another tab on his laptop

the nobodies consulting firm makes billons; tax free

>do you have a work bench web browser that google can't track? Do you know how to obtain q-scores from the q-score company? Can you calculate damages on the fly based on google trends?

3 day internship and i´m good to go

Q scores - here we go

>what was johnny depp's Q-user score?

> A. One of my favorites. B. Very Good C. Good D. Fair E. Poor F. Never heard of
>The positive Q Score is calculated by counting how many respondents answered A divided by the number of respondents answering A-E
NIGGA PLEASE it's just a percentage that they gave a fancy name so that they can charge people a shit ton of money

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?

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>well you can see this q-score number went down, therefore he was liked less, therefore his image was damaged

brilliant detective work

OBJECTION - Q scores is ground for speculation : biased, and hearsay - overall opinions - objections

>D+
>Only a "Fair" score

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This dude is going to get demolished in cross-examination, especially if it's the old Harpy doing it

were my druk bros at

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Granny is having trouble formulating coherent sentences. I think Googlebro will manage.

I don't know, man she scares me on a primal level.

looks like jannies are taking a nap

am I out of the loop or this is false flag?

kill yourself tripfaggot

why do people watch sneedkieta law instead of law and crime

they want the reddit audience

i can't handle all their yappin

Law & Crime doesn't have any commentators, user.

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ITS A YES OR NO, SIR

this expert was pointless.

So rude

This lawyer sounds like he's about to cry

YES OR NO QUESTION JANNY

Fuck ambers lawyers lol

lawyer trying hard to confuse him but making the lawyer look bad and rude

jury doesnt like seein a lawyer be a prick

Isn't this the same guy that objected to his own question?

dId YoU hEaRsAy CoRrEcT?

this dweeb probably got bullied by amber to pretend to be a hardass after fucking up last time lmao

Yeah, he's been a stuttering mess the whole trial

which one is worst for you

drugs

alcohol

food

drugs

...

Can you please repeat that?

fuck off, retard

How many wives and kids did he have.

He believes he's actually doing some sort of secret badass detective work to analyze Johnny Depp's image, when he's actually just googling shit and making educated guesses lmao. It'd be cute if not for the fact that he probably makes way more money than I do.

kys

Its good. It will throw off the jannies smell.

the q score isnt something he made up there are algorithms and shit

>Would you not say that it is not true that you did not say this on the time you did not think it?
>It's a simple yes or no question

Get in Elsabros

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>Google Trends "expert"

The q score is a fancy name for calculating a percentage. That's it.

>IT COULD BE BOTS
HOLY FUCK REALLY?
AHAHAHAHA

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bots
cats
pandemonium

>my cat doing the search
??? Did I hear that correctly?

Was her lawyer trying to call johnny a creep or something because turd was 18 in 2004?

also, he doesn't do any statistical analysis with the q-scores. He just buys them from a survey company and checks whether the number went up or down.