GET FUCKING HYPE

>Rated TV-MA

Hooray for uneccesary swearing and violence!

'no'

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I'll just torrent it now.

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>>Rated TV-MA
seriously? wtf

And in come the shills. Thought it would have been sooner for you marketing cunts to show up.

That's how they get you. First season is normal. Next season everyone is black or a lesbian and they have to allude to politics

fuck, marry, kill

>i really liked the first season of Discovery
Why? It got less awful in season 2, but still terrible.

Season 1 is incredibly bad.

I didn't completely hate S1 of STD but only because I saw it as them experimenting with the genre and they did go full ham with the Mirror Universe crap, which I liked.

But after it was over, I was done. I certainly didn't want to see more.

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me on the left

Fuck off, shill. Not supporting anything until Kurtzman, Goldsman and all and anyone associated with nu-Trek is literally shot and all their works made non-canon.

>wanting to kill the entire TNG cast
Seems extreme.

The first season of Disco did this thing where they gave the villains a big chunk of screen time because they wanted to do a trek show but tell the story from different perspectives, mainly villains and traitors, and talk about how they become heroes of their own story. I liked it, but Star Trek fans are not as smart as they think they are and often perceive even mildly challenging material as a personal attack on the core of "real Star Trek". I never understood why people were so embarrassed to be associated with Trek until I saw the "fans" react to Discovery.

I will never watch nu-trek. I will never buy nu-trek merch. I will relentlessly shit on anyone talking about nu-trek in my presence. I hate the antichrist.

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Marry, kill, fuck, surely

They're not doing anything good nowadays. I'll remember the good days. There will be no exceptions.

I am deeply disturbed

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Not that user but STD wasn't great and them trying to do a completely new continuity while still calling it prime was kind of dumb.

I'm not going to automatically hate everything like this tryhard but neither am I going to give them the benefit of the doubt either. SNW looks more promising than the other live action Nu Treks but that's a low bar to clear.

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"To boldly go where no one..."

DROPPED

>the trailer showcases an ugly dyke shitting on Pike
nope me out

> early reviews

so people you pandered too, gave free invites to, and probably paid to watch this shit. im sure they found it stellar

I've been tricked before. Its still run by jews. You can already tell that Pike will get put down by sassy minority woman at the helm.

>Disco
It's STD. You're not fooling anyone, piece of shit marketer fuck. Kill yourself.

>It doesn't look that bad.
>It looks promising.
No. Fuck off, shill.

Not long until better-than-nu-trek is back on the air so we've got that going for us....which is nice...

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>>It doesn't look that bad.
Not what I said.

>>It looks promising.
Also not what I said. You're trying too hard again. Sorry I called you that, but that's what you are.

Holy cow I looked at that pic and the Orville theme song popped into my head.

>for us....which is nice...
Fuck off shill.

dude I remember spock and kirk looks old but thisll be cool why isevery one hating on it like frfr

Vagina ships will never not look stupid.

:3

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That is almost exactly what you said though.

Was she out of work for a long time or something?

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT SHIPS GENDER!?!?!?!

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You lied. Just own up to it.

i..is that Sanna Marin...

>tfw I found out those ball meals were fake
I will never trust memes again.

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No, she's just very old and walled.

Still would. Reminds of an old porn star who's had to start doing MILF stuff.

I'm not that guy. But do you need to read your own post again? Anyway you're the one acting "cautiously optimistic" to a show made by the same people that brought all the other shows/movies. Can't you imagine how people might call you out for doing that?

superherohype.com/tv/513804-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-review-learning-to-lighten-up
>Goldsman also wants the viewer to know that he’s doing political allegory, with an explanation point. It’s initially quite unsubtle, using actual January 6th footage to make a point about societal divisions. And that’s missing the larger point. Classic Trek navigated its allegories by being subtle enough to evade the censors at socially conservative networks. Paramount+ makes no such restrictions, but being subtle enough that certain viewers don’t instantly cry “Woke!” might open said viewers more to the underlying themes. Captain Kirk never busted out Vietnam war footage to make his arguments. William Shatner’s elocution and hand gestures were all he needed.
$PARA down 10% tomorrow guaranteed

Um, did you just assume my gender?

>falling for it in the first and second place
LMAO

She was busy having babies

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>Completely different writers this time, none were carried over from STD or Picard.
>
>It's the real deal.
How many times are you going to be tricked?

Series Writing Credits
Akiva Goldsman ... (created by) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Akiva Goldsman ... (story) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Akiva Goldsman ... (teleplay) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Alex Kurtzman ... (created by) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Alex Kurtzman ... (story) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Jenny Lumet ... (created by) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)
Jenny Lumet ... (story) (11 episodes, 2022-2023)

>Jerry O'connel
Based as fuck. Sliders was good.

>First season is normal.
STD was never "normal"

Akiva Goldsman
>Goldsman's filmography as a screenwriter includes The Client; Batman Forever and its sequel Batman & Robin; I, Robot; I Am Legend
Alex Kurtzman
>We already know
Jenny Lumet
>2017: The Mummy – Writer (screen story)
>2021: Clarice – Co-creator, executive producer

Sweet Jesus

She's married to Jerry O'Connell? Based couple.

Friendly reminder that the ones ITT that are "cautiously optimistic" and/or hyping up this show because "it'll be better than Picard/Discovery" are shills also, just working a different angle. Tell them to fuck off.

Pirate the show until it's proven to be good. (Which it won't be.)

I'd pirate it even if it was good.

Yup, she married him after divorcing John Stamos.

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I respect that.

The visit from Davis was so tempting too.

Those people are far too attractive to be real.

Star Trek is over, and all of the actors have shown themselves to be awful, retarded creatures.
Just let it go, lads.