What was the most profitable movie deal in history? Does Hollywood have deal guys?
Movie deals
Jayden Nelson
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Cameron Anderson
Alec Guinness and his Star Wars contract
Charles Price
Yea they do. Coincidentally enough there’s currently a movie deal guy testifying in a court case that is very relevant to this board.
Justin Sullivan
I heard that mayonnaise is really booming right now. Should probably get someone that knows how to make deals to get on it, fast.
Bentley Harris
That's a big deal.
Mason Cruz
Could a movie deal guy get this man a deal?
Hudson Rivera
UUUU
Thomas Turner
We could try, but he just keeps driving off.
Mason Taylor
Best I can offer you is megapints, robots, and judicial intrigue. You in?
Brody Young
What about muffins?
James James
Muffins? Sure, we can squeeze Muffins in.
Ayden Sanchez
>The man who drives out of court
>The man who always gets to the 'yes'
Who would win?
Jayden Myers
Objection, speculation.
Jaxson Scott
>THE DEALS BEGIN
Camden Jones
Adrian Green
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Josiah Jackson
Rekieta is speculating that this guy is here to testify as to the plausible impact of the Heard article, but given his qualifications I think they're actually going to use him to testify that verbal contracts are very common in the preliminary stages of deal making. He said twice that every contract involves time, credit, and money. Having a verbal agreement for Pirates 6 at $22.5 million for Johnny Depp to return as Sparrow establishes all of those features. This would help resolve the problem of not having a written contract. Losing a verbal contract is still losing a contract.
Lucas Sanders
were back baby
Jordan Bailey
Rekieta had it right.
Joshua Davis
DEALMAKER
UNDERTAKER
JANNIE HATING BREAD BAKER
Christopher Hill
SOUP2NUTS
Juan Cruz
I think the deal where a shit ended up on Depp's bed was a bad deal
Jose Collins
A "Cancel Situation".
Dominic Harris
Wouldn't Lucas retaining Star Wars merchandising rights for a pay cut be a better example?
Benjamin Cook
Now thats a deal
Joseph Jackson
>"this is a capitalist society"
Oh Marx you
Christopher Phillips
Here it comes. Ambersisters will be roping in the viewing gallery.
Logan Myers
We live in a society.
Robert Torres
Kek
Ryan Torres
Dealman fucks heard. That's part of the deal baby.
Liam Morales
>Eyes on the screen and bodies in the seats
Lincoln Diaz
He's so good at making deals, she agreed to NOT poop on his bed after. Unless of course she can lay a golden grumpy, he would accept that.
Noah Phillips
>Right now, the pinnacle of negativity in Hollywood is being accused of domestic abuse, sexual abuse, violence.
Let's see Amber's team object to this.
Isaiah Wright
I remember ATMitW
Jordan Ward
>Spacey namedropped
Easton Cooper
You now remember the time they reshot every scene of a movie with Kevin Spacey to eliminate him in like a week.
Brody Long
You just know this guy was visiting Epstein's Island every other weekend with the rest of the big Hollywood boys.
Andrew Hernandez
Cant blame the guy for knowing how to make a good deal
Grayson Collins
He closed the deal for epstein to buy the island.
Luke Clark
Wouldn't surprise me if the casting couch was part of his dealmaking.
Christian Barnes
It was part of his compensation.
Nolan Clark
>Literally his job
>"Is it an expert understanding?"
Isaiah Wright
2 objections out of 500
now 3 out of 500
James Thompson
>guy says "in my opinions" because it's a common way of talking in a normal setting
>OBJECTION OBJECTION HE SAID OPINION
is autism a prerequisite for being a lawyer?
Gabriel Lopez
only if you work for Amber Heard
Gabriel Gutierrez
>somebody asked what would happen if someone poops
who was it?
Lucas Cox
They’re just trying to win. It comes off as autistic because Amber is losing hard and they’re grasping at straws.
Joseph Green
>he’s earning $975/hr to testify
I want to be this guy. He is a consummate professional. He knows everything about the last century of Hollywood. He almost certainly fucks his clients.
Jack Baker
>no physical contract
Do they really expect the jury to fall for this?
Juan Cruz
jannies can tongue my crusty butthole
Justin Sanders
The jury is probably confused to shit as to how you could pretend the next Pirates movie wouldn't have Jack Sparrow in it without written proof. The jury probably knows better.
Eli Young
he's making deals constantly.
Even as he talks, deals are being made
Christopher Garcia
It’s all they had. And it might have worked if it wasn’t about a Pirates of the Caribbean movie maybe not including Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.
Jack Cook
>heard made her accusations since may 16, correct?
>yes
>and Depp still got new roles after may 16, correct?
>yes
Doesn't this make the exact opposite point that Heard's lawyer wants to make?
Noah Foster
>Netflix is a joke.
Charles Collins
>Smartypants
>Netflix is a joke
Samuel Jackson
KEK
Robert Sullivan
S M A R T Y P A N T S
Justin Barnes
DEAL MAKER IS TAKIN ROTTENBORN/OTHER FAG LAWYER TO THE CLEANERS
Adrian Allen
>Netflix is a joke
holy shit this guy is unstoppable
William Long
>if that what it said that's what it said
Jordan Fisher
netflix BTFO
Jeremiah Hall
>reading FUCKING TABLOIDS
I feel like this Attorney just doesn't like Pirates of the Caribbean lmao
Ryan Cox
Sherlock Gnomesbros! We made it!
Elijah Gonzalez
SHERLOCK GNOMES CHADS
WE'RE WINNING