She fucked the whole town before him, why didn't Peter realise MJ is a slut?

She fucked the whole town before him, why didn't Peter realise MJ is a slut?

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rose tinted glasses, he loved her since he was a kid and she was literally the girl next door

Judging by the movies she only went from Flash to JJJ son then to Harry

I never understood this meme, why would the nerdy kid stay in love with the girl next door who ends up becoming a gigantic slut? Wouldn't you say to yourself "Damn, I had a huge crush on this girl who I thought was sweet but actually has an undying thirst of chad's cock. Maybe I should find another girl to be interested in".

Flash to Harry to JJJ son then to Spider-Man then back to Harry again
what do they all have in common?
they're either rich or have a high social status, or both
raimi slipped that one in for the kids

Peter was a beta, makes perfect sense that he would simp for his oneitis.

BIG FAT PALE TITTIES WANT SUCK MJ BOOBA

Yeah fair enough, still never liked this dynamic though, it happens in a variety of cartoons/shows/movies I can't quite think of right now. Maybe something like that Beth Cooper movie

>Peter, she is a fucking whore. Get over yourself incel. Here's five bucks, go fuck a ladyboy.

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Peter is a simp.
Imagine being a superhero and being loved by an entire city and still simping over the town bicycle.
Typical white boy behavior.

>Ya gotta get 'em while they're young, Peter, before they turn into mom. High school? That's too late kiddo.

Imagine thinking virgins are in any way superior to sluts. A cold and timid starfish that cant even express her own sexual needs because she never learned how? what a thrilling marriage experience!
Give me a redhead slut that knows how to suck and handle dick any day of the week, at least she knows how to make you cum buckets, the arguments and fights will be exactly the same with both.

It's a shit meme and they should not have had her be the literal girl next door. He should have noticed her in high school. Some people have these fantasies of marrying their childhood friend, which is some where comfort zone sheltered shit.

>She fucked the whole town before him
source?

t. roastie

Yeah exactly it just feels a bit odd, he's sort of into this little-girl idea of her and still pictures her as this sweet young child rather than a sexual teenager

He knew but didn't care

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Doesn't this jewess do softcore milf porn now?

Are these any good? I haven’t seen them because they looked kind of lame and nowhere near as funny as the recent ones with iron man in them those are so cool but after seeing this version show up in the most recent movie I’m curious also because the guy who directed those movies did the new doctor strange which might be interesting apparently he’s been around for a long time but “evil dead” sounds like som weird satanic stuff from the 80’s lol

>t. tranny coomer
Virgins make better mothers, and wives. Want your kids to be nigger criminals, go ahead and get a whore. In ancient times, whores were just sex slaves, not worthy of being a wife.

Want high-IQ kids who will be properly raised, get a virgin trad wife

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She went Flash>Harry>kissing Spider-Man>John Jameson>Peter>Kissing Harry

Who the fuck wants kids??

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I always questioned the filmmaker's intent with the depiction of MJ, but upon rewatch, the even more confusing character was Ursula.
Why would they make the main love interest such an irredeemable, unlikable bitch, and then put in this tiny background character that just serves to show what an actual good woman looks like?

MJ was questionable, and made me seriously wonder if Raimi and crew were just writing from a bullied nerd/simp POV, but Ursula made me wonder if they were somehow forced to make MJ such a bitch and put Ursula in just to show what a cute, homely, and loyal person the love interest could/would have been.

I don't know. Who the fuck knows what they were doing with those two characters. Maybe they were just fucking with us.

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Stop typing like a faggot.

This whore trilogy is a meme, Kristen is ugly as fuck, even giga incel wouldn't simp her to grave the way Peter did

>I want a woman who's been sexually trained by miles of other men's dicks

Based honest genetic dead end. Thank you for your service

Kirsten is a real woman and you're a tranny.

Stop replying to bait

It was an act of heroism. Peter took MJ so no one else would have to suffer that cunt.

It's an early 2000s thing. Guys wanting to get with the popular and most likely slutty girl and having power fantasies that lead them to doing that. Its simply from thos guys not understanding that those women's re blown out and undesirable due to the attitudes around sex at the time. Nowadays people understand it pretty thouroughly that you don't want to go after a whore like that unless it's some kind of Machiavellian powermove, but back then, I should say for the last several decades actually, men literally forgot that whores are undesirable for a reason

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Poor Ursula, I don't think Peter ever lets her know it's never gonna happen between them which is a bummer. She wasted her youth wanting this guy who was never gonna get with her. It's funny to think though that she was meant to be portrayed as the undesirable girl in movies but by today's standards, a skinny blonde girl with a not completely ugly face would be wife material for most zoomers

It was Flash -> Harry -> Jameson. But she cucked Harry with Spider-man and also went after Peter at the funeral of her boyfriend's father. She's a giga slut.

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>Harry, please. Look at her. You think a woman like that's sniffing around because she likes your personality? Your mother was beautiful too, they're all beautiful - until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves!
>A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend: do what you need to with her, then broom her fast!

wtf rami

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CHUD, did you just slut shame her? That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

MAYONNAISE CHUD, your toxic rhetoric will NOT divide us.

Mayonnaise CHUD, we do not forget. We do not forgive. You have been warned.

We are the Chudbusters. Mayonnaise Chud of Chuddonnaise, consider yourself WARNED. This is ChudWATCH.

Chudbuster OUT.

That's not made up that's an actual line from the movies. You think you could say that shi nowadays?

Unironically redpilled and 100% true given all the cocks MJ sucked in the trilogy.

>You think you could say that shi nowadays?

Yeah, cause it's a villain that's saying it.

>genetic dead end
Don't pretend you are contributing to the human race by reproducing your shitty mutt trashy genes, you retarded brainlet

Can someone explain to me why Normon adopted the goblin persona? Why not something else?

Jameson came up with the Green Goblin name, not Norman.

Okay. Why did he decide to dress up as a green jew?

You are the one simping gobline that looks like a tranny.

That was the armor his company desgined, for the military. He just took it for himself.

Forrest Gump as well

Why did his company design a green jew armor.

>star wars
How? Padme never had any romantic relationships on screen except with Anakin.

>please be patient with me, i have autism

They're American, it was meant for their Israeli overlords.

>stacey wants chad cock
>OMG SHE'S UNDATABLE NOW
lol you betas are such fags

you will get my post-wall sloppy seconds and you will like it

-actual chad

She was older and had past relationships, some of them are mentioned in the tv series. Leia also lost he v card to some royalty before meeting Han and her writer said she felt empowered writing this narrative.

Actual chads don't post on Yea Forums you larper

>She was older
5 years isn't much. a 19 year old dating a 24 year old is no big deal.
>had past relationships, some of them are mentioned in the tv series.
I couldn't give less of a shit about EU crap.

>She was older and had past relationships, some of them are mentioned in the tv series.
Lol. More EU shit.

>you will get my post-wall sloppy seconds and you will like it
>-actual chad
user I...

It’s happening to me IRL. First girl I ever kissed has been my oneitis for over 10 years. I won’t give up on wifing her unless she dies or marries someone else.

>Drunk father who likely Beats her for even setting a foot outside the condo
>So broke she only has 1 blouse for the 2 movies she appears
>Cooks good shit
>Hasn't fucked anything but her fingers
>Marrying her means becoming the next landlord which mean free housing and more income.

kek what a cuck

>omg i didn't see padme get blacked on screen she must have been pure virgin waiting for 10 years old anakin
Kys retard

Not that user, clone wars is canon

>american automatically assumes every girl fucked a nigger at some point

Yikes...

My boss was a massive simp for his neighbor back in the 80s. He’d visit her house with flowers and tell her he wanted to marry her someday. She’d laugh at him and avoid him and tell everyone he was a pathetic loser. This chick married a guy who beat the shit out of her and cheated on her and she still simped for the abuser until he almost killed her and their unborn kid (her fucking eye was hanging out of her head). Abuser went to prison and she moved back in with her parents. My boss had been to uni and was on track for a cushy job at IBM. She chatted him up and married him. Now he walks around proudly acting like he “won the girl next door”.

Yeah, so is the sequel trilogy. Nobody cares. Anything outside of the 6 Lucas movies, KOTOR, and Kyle Katarn is garbage.

The amount of sexual partners you had in the past doesn't matter as long as you are faithful to the one you are currently with.

Jesus, lol. I hate some women.

meant for

Damn this is like pushing at auction for a Nissan shitbox beated the fuck out just for muh young years

Beta incels like that deserve used up goods that will cheat and dump them the moment their abusive ex looks their way

Technically yes, but in reality no.
Too many sexual partners reveal the inability of a person to stick to a serious relationship, or worse, that they seek pleasure before love. So while it's true that it can happen that a person with many sexual partners is a good choice, 99% of the times it's a red flag you should be wary of.

Tfw everything was canon back then and the Jedi outcast series isn't canon

Yet you don't hate pathetic beta males?

I hated everyone in that story. The abuser the most, the whore who chooses that life next, and the beta last. Beta's don't exactly have the pick of the litter, sometimes a used up whore is the only chance of intimacy they have. Don't get me wrong, it's still a clear lack of self respect, but that's magnified in the whore's case.

This is how you be a father

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Ursula was originally meant to get kidnapped by Doc Ock and she would've hooked up with Peter at the end. The studio probably didn't like the idea of MJ not hooking up with Peter, so forced Raimi to reduce Ursula's role in the movie, and have MJ get kidnapped and hook up with Peter instead. Then again there's no actual proof of this happening, so I could be completely wrong.

Isn't this what happened to Jordan Peterson minus the former abusive ex part? It's honestly staggering how common this is among boomers.

based

Nah, I hate that beta cuck the most, he had a choice of finding someone normal, but he went after some bpd whore because of his hormonal coomer mind. Whore didn't mind abuser so she is on the second place. Abuser is on the third place, because he can't abuse shit if people around him don't let him get away with it.

Both of you are retarded. Do you really want your wife to be comparing your dick to another random dude's dick for the rest of your life? Hell, how are you ok with another guy dumping his load into your wife before you? How is your realtionship "sacred" at all of your wife had been a whore beforehand. Don't give me any shit about "well girls who have been with a bunch of men before are really good at sex broooo" if your entire basis for a relationship is DUDE SEX then you deserve to be cheated on. Furthermore it's not like you can't teach your virgin wife to be a sexual animal who can make you cum buckets. Your sensibilities are fucked

The beta does have the pick of the litter, just not in Western countries. He could legit get a 10/10 Thai virgin had he just expanded his horizons beyond the Pedowood "never stop pursing the one that got away" brainwashing. Betas are argubly why modern women are so badly behaved, I loath them more than any cum drinking whore.

Are you single?