What if sopranos was set in feudal japan?
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there are thousands of those retard
Bushi? I told you, they're a glorified clan.
I'm sure it would be funny, but I don't know enough about feudal japan to contribute
It's up youtube.com
THE KIMONOOOOO
only america can breed the entitlement that defines every sopranos character
CHOTTO MATTE TONE-SAN
>not IT'S THE KIMONO
>CARMELLA-CHAN WOULDU YOU PREASE SHUT THE DOOOORUUUUU~~~ !
>sound of paper crumpling as the bedroom door is slid shut
>so we do understand eachother, correct? You're a gaijin, a white piggu
>Nobunaga? a cock sucker
>The Hideyoshi clan will perdure.
Hey I got some nigiri for the table
>Five fuckin' daimyo, then we got this other pygmy thing over in Kanazawa.
A. She was a geisha
B. She attacked my village
C. The child she was carrying was not even part of my clan.
They didn’t have flat tops in Feudal Nippon.
>Whatevah happened to Oda Nobunaga? The strong, silent type.
>He died.
>...
>moshi moshi
don't eat nigiri grandma its nothing but fish and rice
Tony and Phil chase but in rickshaws
>you gotta murda hornet ona yo kasa
Tony catching AJ about to kill himself in their garden with a ceremonial knife
>”gyudon? Ova heaah”
>He was gay, Musashi?
>NOOOOO, ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME?
>My name is Suzuki
Phil-San brought shame to my clan he must peform Harakiri!
>In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by Samurai...
>AND NOT FAGGOT ASS KABUKI ACTOR TONGUING KAGEMA LIKE THE ONE THAT MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKING COMMIT SEPPUKU
>*exterior view of the tenshu*
>That's right cocksucka! Go back to Edo!
kek
>Phil-senpai, what are you doin'?
And have you heard what happened to Ginnie? She’s had to ceremonially kill herself after Johnny died
I must be loyle to my oyabun
That fucking animar Brundetto-san, I can't even say his name.
>it’s a Chris-san gets high on opium and sits on the family akita episode
>watch it, chinki
>In this house Oda Nobunaga is a hero!
>IN THIS HOUSE HIROHITO IS A HERO
>It's tradition Chrissy! It's like the European knights used have, these boys, squires, who'd run around doing chores for them.
KURABU DE APPU
"Much like a Retainer, a Province has many Damyos, that is to say, many individuals who act like Damyos...or that by a version, the Province is their Retainer. I, as a Samurai, am one of those individuals."
>When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the chamber pot, your chonmage was in the shit water... disgusting.
>I told you, I had the plague.
>No more, Nobuhiro. No more of this.
I said my piece, Chrissy-san! *rolls up parchment*
Word to the wise, remember the Honnō-ji Incident.
kek
>Your oto-san meant a lot to all of us...and I don't just mean financially.
I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak, you're out of control and you bring shame to your bloodline and Lord.
>w-w-we're with the samurai
>Can I tell you something T? I ain't ever told another living soul before...
>...one morning I came into the sake den, and up on the geisha stage I saw Amaterasu herself
>Well why didn't you say so?! We'd have been selling shrine charms and woodblock prints!
He's some kinda fuckin Portuguese turtle Tony-sama!
Ha very clever
Son of a bitch sunk 15 junks with his galleon alone!
> カメ? His shrine looked like shit
It was the fucking opium. I shoulda' never started with that shit. Fuckin' Nagasaki it's all over the place...
I think I saw two Ainu running off in that direction
>Gimme una thousand koku
I'm posting in this thread out of respect for father-sama.
>Chinks did this?
bump
He never had the makings to be a samurai of the shogun
>"THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCK-SAN! GO BACK TO SAPPORO!"
lol
Oh shit it’s that ronin furikama
I don't know. Why are you asking me?
>"OH SHIT IT'S THAT NIP FURIOSHI"
>"OOHHH GIVA ME ONE HUNDAD THOUSAND YEN"