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she spreads her legs when Wanda starts flashing her powers

>4
What one is he meant to be? Mr Fantastic?

jesus christ. is this real? capeshit is a fucking joke.

keep quiet you dumbass nigger

>The fantastic 4
>But we could only afford to cast one of them

they dont even look like they are in the same room together. its so fucking bad. how does shit like the matrix with all its green screen from 25 years ago look better than this? how does literally anything look better than this? they look like they were cut and paste onto a background and no one has proper shadows or lighting.

Black Bolt's symbol looks phallic

Krasinski looks terrible. I can't believe they put black Captain Marvel and Captain Carter on the Illuminati. Just going off of the group's stated purpose it makes no sense. Black Panther would make sense.

Is that Anson Mount?

It's clearly the Invisible Woman

Cant-Man. has the ability to shrink by 41%

OH N-

I thought he went by Usain

>From the rumors of Wolverine, Deadpool, Ghost Rider to this disappointment shit
The MCU is dead

Not made by shitskins in rendering labour camp
Not made for American audience only
Not made for immature people only
Need more answers?

>Black Panther would make sense.
I'd be down for a Jaime Hector Black Panther.

Tommy Wiseau?

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lel

looks like Jim in a costume from Partyland

are they illuminati? in comics, its blackbolt, reed, xavier, etc. basically heads of random factions (mutants, inhumans, etc). this could just be random avengers from other world that wanda kills based on the random concept art posted of reed melting. theres no ultrons either. woudl be weird to go fight without your army of robots.

Did they cgi peggy carter actress or use a new actor?

>MCU is dead
Before the decade is out, yes, but multiverse is their new hook. What, you thought they'd do it all in a Dr. Strange movie and that's it? Fuck no, Marvel is probably paranoid about blowing their load. The next EG-tier event movie(s) will probably be filled with these fucking pre-2008 cameos, like Nic Cage Ghost Rider, Bana Hulk, Fox Men, Fox Fantastic Four, Andrew and Tobey returning again, etc.

It's like Marvel and Disney saw how successful and profitable Endgame was, and said "LET'S NEVER BE THAT SUCCESSFUL AGAIN!"

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Wow who would've thought that releasing 50 superhero movies and series a year could be bad for quality in any way? If you couldn't see it coming when they started pumping up the numbers after first Avengers, then you my friend, are an imbecile.

Cap'n Ingerlund

>no ass

confirmed to be 100% real marvel production by kevin feige.

It's because the "new generation" of comics is gigapozzed shit that crashed the whole comics industry

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"GOR BLOIMEY! AVENGERS COMING 'HOME!"

Kransinski looks like he's covered in duct tape

>when pop culture appropriates and takes over nerd culture
It didn't even take one single second for me to recognize him.

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nah this is one of the team up where Richard is the only who joined

That would be very, very cool. There are so many kino blacks that get little to no work for some reason.

Where is Ben Sue and Torch?

Captain Britain is now a Muslim woman in the comics, or in this case she appears to be a curry-eating street-shitter.

Face it; the culturally-bankrupt and creatively-bankrupt are gonna keep on proving Tolkien right with not being able to create their own shit, so they're gonna keep on stealing and taking over other people's shit.

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It looks like the Illuminati's building based on what I've seen from the trailers. So I'm assuming these people are in the Illuminati. Otherwise, why would they be there?

F4ntastic costume looks like it has black duct tape wrapped around it

Why the FUCK are there always leaks before a movie comes out? How does this happen?

post the webm so I can laugh at the hilarious slow zoom on black bolt

Is Marvel ever going to stop with these limpdick adaptations of extremely kino concepts from the comics?

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LOL the super soldier serum didn't make Agent Carter muscular and tall lmao
Sam Raimi must not have even seen the episode

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the movie is out in korea or something

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Is that the new 007 actress on the far right?

now that he's retired how do you think he feels seeing shit like this and knowing it's all his fault because he needed easy money back in 2008

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>the webms were real
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Whaaaa! S-Stop chasing profits! F-Fucking capitalist crooks!!
Kys, bunkertranny

They should have used cloth suits for once.

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>"leaks"
>2022
You are the most naive person in the world and I have 2 elementary school-age nieces to compare. Like, bruh...

what webms?

It's Hayley Atwell as Captain Carter, their OC where Cap's girlfriend got powered up instead of him

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must be feeling great

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why it looks so bad? Like the costumes really look like shit. I know super hero costumes are dorky and odd looking but something feels off. Like they really look cheap compared to Avengers or even Spiderman

Well where's the fucking plot synopsis then

That or maybe he's not that into women that look like they have clits the size of their thumbs?

I hate this sneaky tactics Marvel keeps doing on making some literal translation of comic costumes in terms of being made out of cheap cloth so they go 'haha, see how heckin silleh this is! our tacticool look is... LE GOOD!'

The one that show this scene in action.

>>George Floyd
i wish, the gentle giant is lost forever sadly

*steals your fiancée*

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you mean like spiderman, and they insist of having it cgi replaced to make the cloth suit looks pristine but it ended up looking like plastic

why winter soldier has flag of bongland haha
what the fuck man

post tom cruise iron man, apparently he is end credits according to the leaks yesterday

>S-Stop chasing profits! F-Fucking capitalist crooks!!
You do know that comic book sales are in the fucking toilet now, don't you? You do know that Marvel had multiple flops since Endgame and not one single movie to come close to Endgame's earnings, don't you?

If they're chasing profits, then they're doing an extremely shitty job at it.

Phantom? Or is that from Detective Comics comics

youtube.com/watch?v=kDzBVvhbtIw

>post tom cruise iron man, apparently he is end credits according to the leaks yesterday
you've been had

>F4

Just let that shit die. Stop trying to make people give a flying fuck about Fantastic Four.

Ioan Gruffudd would have been a lot better, there are quite a few stories with an older Mr Fantastic and that would've been a great callback.

for a guy his age he actually does look good

It's not a great picture but that does not look like Hayley Atwell.

Where's Ryback?

Not believing for a second black bolt gets killed not when he can just whisper
>fuck roasties
and that entire building would be annihilated

Because the leaks are controlled viral-marketing hype tactics by Disney.

How the fuck a 20 year old costume looks better than this shit? Who the fuck designed that?

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He looks like a college professor who gives extra credit to students who draw republican blood. That's not a good look.

>Captain Britain on the left.

originally I thought he had cancer, but its just because he is vegan now. no longer bulky like he was during avengers

Sue Storm … please be black, please be black, please be black.

I didn't believe you at first but
>57
good god where does the time go

The maker is absolute kino tho

>the big twist is a bunch of literal who's, a boon, and a member of the fantastic four
Why do they bother trying to keep this shit a big secret like it matters? Sure, the fantastic four in movies that might be good by comic book movie standards could be neat, but it's really not that big of a "and then the whole theater clapped" moment.

No. Secret Invasion is slated to be very limp dicked considering what happened in the comics.

if he was in it it would be all over the internet by now

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You do know that doing that shit only makes you look like a parasite within someone else's civilization, don't you? Always taking and always taking over, and never being a true positive contributor.

he aged 15 years since endgame

Is that the ugly darkie from the Bond movie

>How the fuck a 20 year old costume looks better than this shit? Who the fuck designed that?
Someone who doesn't read or like comics, costume designers are the last bastion for real comic book fans in the world of capeshit movies and even now they're being pushed out

>Rybitch's cameo

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>cameos! The movie
Is this an all-in desperate attempt to get movie-goers back? It sure reeks of it.

Also nice staged "leak," Disney.

then what is post credits? also any other big cameos or just this stuff?

>Grown "men" watch this shit

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