Depp vs Heard

Jannies can't stand this edition.

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WE ARE IN RECESS: MORE IN 15 MINUTES

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how's our boy holding up?
is this one in the bag?

a MEGA PINT?

>What is Depp like on cocaine?
>Literally chill, no effect haha

Wizard guy was his worst witness so far, only the Butler was stupider with his "actually it was AMBER who drank all the wine haha"

There's no reason to throw your credibility under the bus like this, now we know for a fact you're lying. Even just "he was hyper like on sugar" would have been fine

>no thread up during a kino moment

what a loss

just enough time to rub one out to amber before the trial resumes

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Even if he loses this and Amber divorce rapes him to the ground, Johnny Depp has gauned so much sympathy that it just may revive his career.

When does turd go on the witness stand bros

She's losing bro. It's time to accept things and begin healing.

>No why are you doing it, can't you see you are harming #metoo movement.

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The tide is turning. Everyone on social media is starting to side with amber now. We're FUCKED.

sup trial bros, hope everyone had a good weekend discussing the contents of the case and doing their own research

what are you /snacking/ on, teevee?

FUCK JANNIES

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ciggies and coffee

keep this on the backburner in case jan returns

(amber hired a new pr team guys)

>What is Depp like on cocaine?
>Literally chill, no effect haha
>Wizard guy was his worst witness so far
Literally nothing wrong with that statement. Do you think doing coke turns you into a rabid dog or something?

>I DID COCAINE AM IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAA

guarantee you that people that you personally know are abusing substance and they act like nothing has happened

Just had a bacon and egg sandwich with mild coffee. Time for a cheeky rolly.

arizona iced tea arnold palmer lite

my cat is at the door screaming to go out but hes an indoor cat

He said it “evens him out” which means Johnny snorted when depressed. Probably wasn’t bouncing off the walls, casual.

ENTER
UNFAZED BEN

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>Do you recall Ms. Heard's sister, Whitney, getting shoved by Mr. Depp which caused Ms. Heard to punch him.

So that's gonna be their narrative huh

The only time i had some very pure coke rather than shit thats been cut 100 times, it was a very mellow but long lasting high

it's crazy how much taxpayer money is spent on these cunts taking breaks

Black coffee and King Louis OG

Cocaine and wine smoothie, bros.

THANK YOU MISTER ROTTEN BORN

pancakes and espresso

You do you but you have to look good in the trial, Johnny.

They're not allowed to bring pee bottles into the court I'm afraid

>he's a drug addict
>he's a drunk
>he's a angry person
>he's a wild man
>he's just like the joker

Muffins and soon to be Turd's tears

>he answers "absolutely not" and the lawyer continues questioning as if he said "yes"
what are the legal implications of this? It surely cant be allowed. Why did johnnys team or the judge not say anything?

Do Americans really?

HERE WE GO

'avin me a tasty salted herring trial scran

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I've just been pissing under my desk. Somebody comes and cleans it up during the breaks. I think, at least.

>MR WIGGUM
she scared me, why so loud

Monday-janny is always cool with the Depp trial threads. The faggot who runs the show on Tuesday is the one to focus on.

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Judges name is ass karate

Because Amber and her sister will claim it's what happened when they're on the stand.

she can save me

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NOTHING

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>YOU'VE been a very NAUGHTY AGENT, haven't YOU

This witness seems dimwitted

NOTHING!
NOTHING!

>do you have ANY proof that they guy that played the protagonist of Pirates of the Carribean for 5 movies was going to be in the 6th?
lmao

bodyguard also testified that johnny is very "sober" when using drugs

>This lawyer seems dimwitted
ftfy

>we do contacts by word of mouth promises

It’s incredible they think this matters.
>he wasn’t signed for Pirates 7 either WAS HE??

this lawyer bitch got a hillary vibe to her

Where's Policeman Lou?

Why are Ambers lawyers so aggressive all the time?

Pirates of the Caribbean 6 is this this trial. It a meta thing, kind of like Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

That is only to plant IDEA in jury minds. Like virus, the answer is irrelevant only the fact that people will hear it and maybe think "What if".

yes no maybe
i don't know
can you repeat the question

she got stanky cunt syndrome

Mega pint time

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Jesus this fucking BITCH

it's quite impressive that amber found the two least tolerable lawyers she could

>this will win my case

Ambersisters...

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HEARSAY
LACK OF FOUNDATION
COMPOUND
RELEVANCE

>can I explain
>NO!
Kek. What's the point if you can't provide context?

based

>it's an easy yes or no answer
It's not lmao

Never stick your dick in crazy

thats a megapint

sleazy agent, there is no contact

I guess Amber's new PR team forgot the remove the sticks up her lawyers' asses

amber's lawyer is fucking fuming

For one they're awful people, but on top of that it's part of the lawyer act to intentionally frustrate witnesses to get the answers they want.

yes or no questions are always good for the bad guys

context is bad for the bad guys

the trick is that all women are crazy

DON'T MIND IF I DO

Ngl that looks good, I don't get the hate for brit food

explain this obsession with pirates 6

Isn't it happy hour all day?

objection, speculation

Starting to understand why lawyers are so hated?

I get it's a tactic, but they've been like this with every witness so far, it's ridiculous

lawyers jobs are to corner you into only providing a yes or no answer they already have the answer to but want it stated for the jury

they need to prove that Depp lost the role because of Amber

she's prettier without make up

MISTER WIGGUM !!!

HAVE YOU FLUSHED TODAY?

Holy shit this lawyer is ruthless and on point
Depp's lawyer stands no chance considering he can't even pronounce "covid" correctly

They want to make it seem like Depp never had Pirates 6 in the bag, so he didn't lose anything by not being in it