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Objection, speculation

Go easy, he only charges $320 an hour.

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Jannies are eventually going to get overrun again and start crying again

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Objection speculation

>amber steps up
>takes out a pair of gloves
>”your honor, these are the gloves i supposedly wore when beating up mr. Depp”
>the room goes dead silent
>amber fumbles to take the gloves on
>”..wait, something is wrong”
>”… the gloves DOESNT FIT!”
>*everybody mumbling*: ”the gloves doesnt fit? The gloves doesnt fit??”
>amber: ”the gloves dont fit so i couldnt have done it”
>*the judge stands up*:
>”THE GLOVES DOESNT FIT SO SHE COULDNT HAVE DONE IT”
>ambers lawer starts dancing
>some cry, others clap hands
>people are already starting to leave the courtroom
>”some dumb european*: ”whats going on here?”
>everybody hates that
>big chungus: ”this case is OwOver”

>you saw depp shove her, right?
no i didn't
>and that's when heard punched him, after he shoved her?
no
Are all lawyers like this?

>CORRECT?
>NO

Given the way hes handling himself, I thought he was a public defender

>lack of foundation

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It's astonishing how much effort whichever janny it is goes through each and every day dutifully deleting these threads on the spot.

Megapint bros... is it worth watching these post-Pirates Depp movies? I just heard Alice in Wonderland was bad and didn't watch it. Last Depp movie I saw was the first Pirates of the Caribbean . Haven't seen any movie newer than that. I heard they were all bad and that Depp was washed out, yet he has been putting out pretty successful (or at least breaking even their massive budgets) movies for another 20 years after being supposedly washed out.

what the fuck was the point of that??

checked and kekd

He got off the topic really quickly when it wasn't going anywhere.

>security guard said Depp "verbally abused" Heard during the ECB incident
It's over. That's all the defense needed to justify the statements in the article at the center of Depp's defamation claim. Wizard fucked up.

a mega point?

Wiggum is a real name?
LMAO

WIGGUM

kino incoming

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Yelling at a bitch that beats you on the reg is totally reasonable though and not tantamount to abuse. An abuse victim cant technically abuse their own abuser.

Is there a single witness that isn't a meme?

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Whigham

what did we think of the ACLU kike from a few days ago? i only just caught up

they also attacked his credibility lol

>Book her, boys

Useless at best

the old kike accountant?
kino, it was a jew vs jew fight

GET IN HERE

jigex.com/JX8kR
jigex.com/JX8kR
jigex.com/JX8kR

WIGGUM
WIGGUM
WIGGUM

Literally not. They're all iconic characters in their own way.
I'm excited to see who will play Dr. Curry, Isaac Baruch, and the vaping cop in the inevitable biopic.

He was honest about the exchange. It was damning against Amber that she lied about donating the full $3.5 million and that nearly half of her donation actually came from Johnny and Elon Musk.

>a CIA agent

Maximum damage control
>Yes, she said she'd donate the money, but she wasn't legally obligated to!

not him i was talking about but he was great. i wish they let him speak about heard's team berating his direct donation

The fact that Amber acts this way with Johnny tells me that she has control issues and gets off to controlling very powerful men and feeling superior to them. She is a psychopath

This is already a live-action anime adaption.

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Thread theme as of rn (right now)
youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

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What was the point of Rottenborn asking the wizard if he was at all those places he wasn't?

Lol, an actual glowie.

>same height
would be good if his team brought this up

Why does Johnny need a CIA agent?

he lost Pirates within hours of the op-ed

tranny jannies banned me lads... see you in 3 days...

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Probably to imply that he didn't see the whole picture, that he only say "small episodes" and the rest of their relationships were different. Amber might say that Johnny abused in all those different places where no witnesses saw them.

Ambers lawyers cannot stop taking Ls lmao

That lawyer bitch is annoying me. She gives off lunch lady/church camp councilor vibes.

>Vaping cop
You know who.

Judge actually being generous to Johnny's side here.

She stained the bed-sheets with no survivors. It was a big shit.

good job, speaking from experience these things really do work

based

Based, shame that mods dont do shit - jannies are the ones that do their jobs like the slaves they are

I kneel, my king

Sorry forgot image.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dXHuV-z6U_c
youtube.com/watch?v=_jcLbfUZT9A

Judges probably see enough manipulative neuroticists, to dislike them.

remember to mention Yea Forums specifically

Um.. its not really about controlling him - its about controlling the entire situation so she doesn't lose him. Subtle difference.

But its probably mostly just about money.

How do I submit a feedback as well, bureaucracyCHAD?

For Her

>Reset router
>Clear 4chun cookies (or use a different browser)
It's that easy.

Unless they were "fighting words" they don't justify an assault.

based
they do it for free

>Yelling at a bitch that beats you on the reg is totally reasonable though
I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's your opinion and is irrelevant to Depp's case. Justified abuse is still abuse, and all Amber claimed was that she was abused.
>and not tantamount to abuse.
The Wizard could've made that argument, but he didn't. The lawyer asked him straight up "were they VERBALLY ABUSING each other?" And the wizard agreed. That's a Depp witness admitting to witnessing Depp abusing Heard.

OH NO NO NO HE WILL LOSE HIS JOB

I tried this and didnt work
Is it because of static/dynamic IP bullshit?

That is literally the same thing. To control your significant other the way she does tells me she has insane abandonment issues and feels the need to have control over her lovers to the point of abuse. Of course its about money. She fucked Elon Musk lmao. What else would it be about? The control is her way of taking what she wants. The targets she chooses are just her "thinking smart."

Someone type out a copy pasta for reports (for free).

Absolutely destructive for Amber

surely this will work

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new puzzle

jigex.com/N6gJn

>$8 million
>$10 million
>$13 million

Johnny was a big earner.

Are we allowed to do ones for the threads the jannies leave up, like tranny threads?

I instantly disliked that look for the Mad Hatter, I think I know why now. Depp looks exactly like 90s Madonna.

that was just after they discredited him and contradicted his recollection, lol

feedback at the bottom

Sometimes you need to have the router turned off for a few minutes for you ISP to assign a new IP address. You don't have a static IP address, those are very expensive.

The jury, I believe, will see through that. Given all the abuse Depp has taken from her, they won't care. I heard most of the jurors are females. They are probably all Depp fans and get wet just being in the same room as him.

They'll still cite his admission during closing arguments.

Bottom of the page there is a small "feedback" button on desktop. Don't know how you do it on mobile.

This witness is ass
He looks like a bad liar
2/10 bring back dr mommy

hook me up with that pasta so i can send it too b

>lawyer talking about kino production, schedule, and budget

>NOT A TV AND FILM THREAD ACCORDING TO THE JANNIES.

what did they mean by this.

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Also there on mobile, ty
Getting fucking tired of these threads being deleted by a no life tranny faggot

i think the black security guard really hurt their case when it was revealed that the "false testimony" they put on him was a result of them withholding information
very good signs

99% of people hate her, regardless of political beliefs. It was over for her the moment they got a jury.

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Yes.

Good point user.

The guy from The Shining?

I think the only people who don't hate her are trannies and maybe some women who don't want to face up to being psychotic.

But this is also about finishing off the metoo movement. This will pretty much end it.

Stop objecting ya dried up cunt

that lady is seething

Heard's team need to block this now, Johnny's agent is going to confirm the first part of the lawsuit: that Amber's article directly affected his ability to earn professionally.

Metoo has been dead for a while though.
She can't. She is a woman, and even worse, Amber Heards lawyer. She MUST get attention every so often as part of her payment.

>What deal, if any, did Mr. Depp have for Pirates 6?
>Well, working with the previous agency we-
>OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. MAY WE APPROACH!??!!!?!?
Defense getting nervous about all this testimony proving damages.

Block failed, Johnny would have earned $22.5 million for Pirates 6.

>he's my best earna

Shes making an Amber in her diaper right now.

based judge overruling every objection

STOP THE COUNT

On Topic Threads Being Removed

Any threads about the ongoing Depp vs Heard trial on Yea Forums are being deleted. This is despite the tial being about the harm done to Depp's career.
>1) Content should pertain to television shows, movies, actors/actresses, film equipment, etc.
This topic pertains to an actor and an actress, therefore does not violate rule 1.
>2) All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers. Off-topic discussion will be deleted.
As the trial is about whether defamation has harmed a career; it is therefore about a career and does not violate rule 2.

Nevermind that it's a televised event so it's directly on-topic.

they're squirming hard

this and the ACLU guy make this a win for JD

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT GOING THE FANTASTIC BEASTS ANGLE

HE LOST HIS ROLE IN FANTASTIC BEASTS!!!!!

I hated the judge at first, but then Johnny wooed her and she fell in love.
based and checked

$22.5 million for a sixth Pirates film. jesus i'm such a failure in comparison

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How is answering what role he was in Pirates hearsay? lmao

They will, but Pirates comes first.

>I think the only people who don't hate her are trannies
Nah, trannies hate 'holes' who use their vagina-pass. The only people on her side are fellow BPDs that feel victimized by this trial.

at least there's no poo in your bed...
...right?

>Depp confirmed ChiCom.
It's over.

No one cares about Forrest Whittaker anymore

i wanna get some chips to enjoy with trialkino but i dont wanna drive 5 minutes to the store

My man, never give up

Thank you your honor

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This is what we call a desperation tactic.

Based lucky 777 posters.

>we're never getting pirates 6

feels bad

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checked

>lag
THEY'RE TRYING TO SHUT IT DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=3FajtMuSknA

Can the judge get pissed off at the amount of pointless objections? They at times even try to throw multiple objections at once in hoping that it falls under one.

Reminder that Depps top dog lawyer is doing the interrogation here

Law stream is fucked for some reason.

They might be taking it one by one and will get to that in a bit

The OP link constantly stutters, anyone have an alternative?

Here we go, the article is being put in evidence. This is crucial for Johnny's team.

I feel like that cunt is trying to make the prosecution lose track of what questions he is asking at this point and confuse the witness.

On the contrary, we are getting it but now with Margot Robbie as the lead. Disney will find out Depp drew the money on the series and not the series itself.

The Independent UK has been flawless

youtu.be/f80ZsiM9sbg

Try the Sky News channel.

AAMBER HEARDS COLON

SHE ALLOWED IT

Holy shit, he charmed her

BURN THE WITCH
LOCK HER UP
MR ROTTENBORN

when should we expect amber to be questioned?

Wednesday

>I allow it

OUR GIRL

Heard's lawyers
>Let me ask you a question you would know nothing about
Also Heard's lawyers
>OBJECTION, HOW WOULD HE KNOW??

objection