I’ve never seen Road to El Dorado

I’ve never seen Road to El Dorado

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Watch it then
It’s essential dreamworks core

need Chel gf

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It's pretty overrated, it's become one of those zoomer tier "if I say it's underrated and pretend it's better than it is I might have a personality" movies like Treasure Planet or Titan AE

Then you've missed out.

I thoroughly envy my ancestors

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No one would care about it if chel wasn’t in it

But she is... and relief washes over me, in an awesome wave.

what kind of dog is she holding?

>voiced by Rosie Perez

Uhhh. I’ll pass, thanks.

stop fetishizing my women

Neither have I but I still have a folders worth of Chel porn anyway.

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>folders
>plural
i sincerely doubt this

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Can someone explain why this has such a low rating (6.9 on IMDB), I think it's phenomenal and I don't and never really did care for children's films. It's got an interesting and unique plot which just revolving around some love interest, villains that actually carry weight, it's quotable, has funny jokes, the dynamic between Tulio and Miguel is great, it's well drawn and even has sex appeal.

Yet it seems to get trashed a lot, a lot have people haven't seen it, and doesn't seem to rate highly, what gives?

That's why I said "a folders worth" and not "folders worth".

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jews

its got whypipo messin around with brown queenz

more

folder's worth*

claims to be in south america but clearly has maya aesthetic

More like Chel-dorado

Aha.

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Originally, the armadillo was supposed to be a god. While this was taken out of the script, all the consequences of miracles happening with him around remain. He sticks around because Tulio saved him from a snake, without even meaning to, after arriving on tbe island. While the armadillo is present, with the camera making sure to show him, the volcano about to erupt inexplicably inverts the lava flow. The armadillo can also fly, as shown to help them cheat during the ballgame, which one might chalk to toon physics except no toon physics happen at any point in the movie unless you want to attribute it solely here. Towards the end of the movie, the armadillo shows Tulio the plan to knock the gates over to hide the city from Cortez.

Nice trivia, I had this in the back of my head watching, "you didn't notice it, but your brain did"

It has some funny bits and the musical numbers are on point but the movie as a whole doesn't have any forward momentum. It's them dicking around in the city with barely an conflict then the third act feels like it happens in the last 5 minutes.

Shame we never got a sequel and more Chel

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>esposa nativO
That's a trap

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Yeah, spaniards had to do shit like that to get laid. Their whole country is a bunch of pussies and as soon as others caught up with their technology they faded into mediocrity.

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seethe anglocuck

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God bless em

You should. It’s great. I have the VHS.

Goddess

This is top tier cope.

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I hope you make these

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I'm not mad at all. I'm too busy laughing at the absolute state of Spain. Brazil has a higher GDP than Spain and their fucking former colony Mexico will probably pass them in the next 20 years. Also
> "respected king, doesnt defile his bloodline"
HAHAHAHA

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Keep going, how big is this cope folder

You guys praise Spain so much but type English. Wonder why that's the case.

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> I'm too busy laughing at the absolute state of Spain. Brazil has a higher GDP than Spain and their fucking former colony Mexico will probably pass them in the next 20 years.
what kind of stupid argument is this? You can say the same about the UK, Portugal or even the dutch.

Nice argument

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I shall now retaliate by posting a picture of something noteworthy Spain has done since WWII. The world knows more about fucking Meghan Markle than whatever the fuck Spain is doing. Let me check my notes... Car Parts and... Pig Meat? Lol.

I want the anglos ITT to understand me but I don't speak Urdu

...

I am Dutch and even I would admit you Spain fags are on a massive cope because Britain was the bigger and better empire.

Let's talk about Spanish Yea Forums, i'll start.

Wow, do bongs REALLY!?

1st of all i'm gay
2nd of all i'm gay
3rd of all i'm gay
4th of a......

>"how como you can speak more than one language!?"
We're not anglocucks.

Because there is no spanish Yea Forums

you gotta respect the apostrophes mane
even here
nice pic though, lovely

I am American and thanks for the money in the 1700s.

You know all these “Indios vs Spanish” memes make me wonder if somewhere in Mexico there is someone like Varg but Mexican. Someone who wants to return to the “old ways” and views any Spanish influence as Varg views Rome and Christendom.

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why must all protestant nations be so cringey?

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>angloids
>protestant
Anglicanism isn't a real denomination

Anglobros.... I don't feel so good...

You guys hate Jews so much but also worship a Jew. Wonder why that's the case.

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the definite article indicated a reference to a singular item, user

Anglos aren't protestant. They're just wretched

spaniards got a morsel of brown pussy and their "empire" flatlined

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go worship some nig nog, angloid

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kek it's over

>fat fingers

Ew

based

I see people in thread are coping that Pocahontas is a bad movie.

how does it feel that the mutt ancestors of your based conqueror race are living in tent cities on texas border begging to cross

me neither but i've jacked off to chel at least 20 times

i don´t care, it´s your problem now lol

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