What is the peak Amber Heard movie?

Looks like it could be a memri tv clip

>I AM GOD HERE

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>amber steps up
>takes out a pair of gloves
>”your honor, these are the gloves i supposedly wore when beating up mr. Depp”
>the room goes dead silent
>amber fumbles to take the gloves on
>”..wait, something is wrong”
>”… the gloves DOESNT FIT!”
>*everybody mumbling*: ”the gloves doesnt fit? The gloves doesnt fit??”
>amber: ”the gloves dont fit so i couldnt have done it”
>*the judge stands up*:
>”THE GLOVES DOESNT FIT SO SHE COULDNT HAVE DONE IT”
>ambers lawer starts dancing
>some cry, others clap hands
>people are already starting to leave the courtroom
>”some dumb european*: ”whats going on here?”
>everybody hates that
>big chungus: ”this case is OwOver”

Am I the only human being on earth who watched the WB pilot Hidden Palms? I only know her from that plus her nude scene where she's straddling a guy.

Poast Amber Heard deepfake fuck films please

>no nostrils
>nostrils
wtf bros

God i wish amber would take out a pair of long leather gloves and pull them on before beating my dick

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beyond cute
i love her bros I wish she'd terrorize me with her BPD

big purple dick?

Left >>>> Right

persian

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
Not even kidding. It's a really good slasher.

>what is a lipstick

kek

Zombieland or Pineapple Express

Does anyone here know if Amber shaves her cunt?

oh, so she's not a bitch, she's just autistic like me
cool
her shitting the bed was just an autistic tantrum, I've had those
I never actually shat because of them, but I wanted to

Hopefully not

Need to sniff her hair patch

>Sanpaku eyes

you're retarded too

skyrim

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no u

bros..... I can save her...

Ionly seen her in The Stand remake and she was shit.

No. The remake was shit. She was the least of it's problems.

>*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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3 Days to Kill & London Fields

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If you've ever been with a psycho chick you know that shit is more addicting than the heroinest crack-oxycontin you could ever get your hands on. And it's probably just as dangerous if not more so.

I dated a girl who worked with me at a real estate agency years ago (real estate agent chicks are insane; all of them) and DAMN, I'm talking about literally hiding under the bed while she slashed a kitchen knife at me, and I'd scuffle from one side from beneath the bed to the other as she'd run to the side I was closest to so she could try and stab me. Another time we were on a date by the beach and walking on a pier and she started some bs argument out of nowhere and literally tried to jump off the pier while I was getting scratched and punched/kicked trying to stop her.

After episodes like that when we'd have sex I don't think it would be humanly possible to cum as hard as I did had it not been for the "craziness" from just mere moments before. That pier one specifically lead to some badass sex on the sand a few minutes later....but alas it started escalating and I knew I had to get out of there when she tripped me once going down the stairs and I broke my ankle and arm really bad.

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What was her best role so far?

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.....Yeah and as pussified as it might sound, I really do think there needs to be some kind of movement or something that brings more attention to male victims of domestic violence, because every single time I would threaten to call the cops she would start slamming her head against the wall and then literally dialing 911 on my cell phone and then handing it to me and saying "do it and see what happens."

Fuck that shit.

If was Depp's defense lawyer I would somehow find a way to get this image into the trial, even if I have to pay some hobo to run into the courtroom with it printed on his shirt or whatever, but I would just need the jury to glance at it once and that case would be mine.

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>you have to be Johnny Depp just to get Amber to ruin your life completely
I wonder who you'd have to be to get her to treat you right.

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>I dated a girl who worked with me at a real estate agency
Why on earth would you date a real estate agent? They're all either ex whores or ex strippers/cammodels.

It’s called lipstick you actual fucking incel

What the fuck is this and why is my dick suddenly out?

>muh cute autistic Waifu

You fucking retards would get played so easy by a woman imagine falling for this “innocent” act

WTF???

The Joneses - youtu.be/88H72sx6GyQ

>They're all either ex whores or ex strippers/cammodels

That's literally the truth. I've been working in the real estate sector 17 years and I've noticed that like 95% of all: nurses, realtors, and hairdressers are ALL ex/current whores AND they're a bunch of crazy bitches.

SHe is testifying today. It's going to be pure kino watching her commit perjury.

youtu.be/jf4rXIHF52c

Literally the only way to deal with this type of woman is abuse her. You’d need to be more borderline than she was. As in actually beat the fuck out of her; and then eventually she would Chris brown you anyways

It’s a no win game

Black guy here. What are my chances with a girl like Amber?

See:There's something living inside all of us males that has some eerie attraction to crazy women. I can't figure out why. Maybe back in the caveman days they made good hunting partners or some shit...fellow warriors too? I dunno, but there's something to them tells me to stay the hell away from them, as I run full speed towards them.

Gotta feel superior + "vengeance"

my hand will be around my cock the whole time

50% They either like you or they don't.

Hey where can I watch it live online (for free)?

If you're not famous like Seal, zero.

Confirmed? I thought Johnny's team had another day of witnesses left? Or maybe the notion of her testifying and having a meltdown on the stand is too good of an opportunity to pass up?
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