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set design was gorgeous in the pirates trilogy

They made a hole in the bottom of the ship and waited till it sank

johnny depp wrote and directed this scene all by himself. he built the sets and filmed it too.

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So good, perfectly establishes the tone of the movie

Yep this was the last good movie. They tried to recreate this for 20 years and failed.

>Raises his right leg to step into the jetty
>Steps onto the jetty with his left leg

sounds exactly like something Jack Sparrow would do

classic misdirection bait and switch from Captain Jack

underrated

>make Monkey Island movie
>change all the names
>it comes out as near perfect
What went right?

they pointed to camera at it

Back when cinematography was still honest

based
johnnybros will win

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OLD GOOD NEW BAD

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I love how beautiful the water in these movies look sometimes.

Northman is shit

>That pirates 3 ending where Jack is on a small boat drinking rhum sailing to the horizon
Perfect ending

how can such a talented actor give such a shit performance?
was it the norwegian directors?

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yes

youtube.com/watch?v=3KvSa7SqIMA

They should have never renewed for a new trilogy.

Only 5 was genuinely bad. 4 was a fun flick.

canon ending
everything after is a drink induced fever dream

Yes.

I am going to masturbate to Amber's testimony.

Why didn't Johnny take the brownpill and get with Zoe on the set of Pirates 1? Was he not white enough for her?

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>Jews
>their previous host
>their next victim
Jesus Christ Raimi
it's a miracle Disney invited him back

Began rewatching the series really enjoyable first is still the best.

Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up at the dock!

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fucking lol

Does she start today?

Drink up me hearties yo ho! The original pirates trilogy is a genuine classic that will be remembered the way stuff like the Terminator and Aliens franchises are today.

NINETY-NINE SOULSSS-AH

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youtu.be/511HV5Vb5vI

What is the moral of the story here? Don't date black women?

I never knew she shaved her nose but makes sense

never believe a women when she tells you she loves you

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>GOOD GOOD BAD BAD
Fixed it for ya.

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES

YOU'RE IN ONE

Your delusional if you think anyone wants to move to flyoverville for any reason than cheap real estate

I need to watch them again with some fanta and rum for maximum DRUK kino, don't I?

The casting really was 11/10. Nighy and Rush especially (along with Depp).

That’s why they do it. It’s cheap because the state hasn’t been ruined by their ideas yet. Then they swarm like locusts and everything gets worse. The native white people are blamed for being racist and the cycle repeats.

>this cg still holds up 30 years later
how

The Incident at Penthouse Five sounds like the name of some indie film.

it was an excellent gag

shouldn't you be at court, tranny?

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Depp's side appears ready to rest their case as soon as today

Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.

>I've got a jar of turd! I've got a jar of turd!

Wow, did fox news tell you that? The boogeyman is coming to get you oOoOoOo

>native
>White
Only in Europe

>Yet another thread ruined by the left-right false dichotomy
I just wanted to talk about Pirates

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It's literally just one janny isn't it

this is usually the case, so yes

>California libs arriving to their new homes in Texas and Florida where they'll continue to vote blue

>Depp confirmed a chill dude

I hope your tires get slashed and then your throats.

>old

Man, reality just passed libtards by without them even realizing it

You faggots really are just SJW's with a coat of paint. You never shut the fuck up about your politics

>What is Depp like on cocaine?
>Literally chill, no effect haha

His worst witness so far, only the Butler was stupider with his "actually it was AMBER who drank all the wine haha"

There's no reason to throw your credibility under the bus like this, now we know for a fact you're lying

>screeching about politics is bad
>except when I do it in every single thread, because the heckin chuds started it!

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It's about to get ROTTEN