The Queen is dead

Because it's rightfully British clay

>Russia cant nuke globohomo Amerikka because they'd just dump all their nuclear arsenal back in one huge NO U
this timeline sucks.

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Wishful thinking again, putinchuds.

The same country with african levels of hiv rate?

And then Britain says it has an anti-tsunami forcefield that can't be shut down. And then Russia says it has an anti-anti-tsunami forcefield bomb that can shut down even force fields that can't be shut down. And then they call each other a poopyhead and take their toys home.

>can't nuke

False. They can but it wouldn't be as devastating since the US is large and they'd have some time to deflect the nukes.

They like threatening the Euro nations since their nukes would be literally uncontested at those ranges and Euros would again suffer the brunt of a world war again if it happens. The US is just content feeding the meat grinder and grind Russia and make Euros pay more for products and buy more american weapons lol

Their geopolitical standing depends on their constant sword rattling and bullshit. They know they wouldn't be able to pull off op's gif because it would cause Russia to cease existing as a country after the retaliation.

>sword rattling

lol. fuck around and find out then :^)

Usa has nukes in most nato countries in western and eastern yurop. Plus France alone would suffice in a traditional (no nuclear) war against russia

>False
I doubt that. Any nation with nuclear abilties can nuke another yes, Russia would probably survive solely on it's landmass alone, almost like America but its major cities and bases are more condensed.
However nobody want's to deal with the bullshit aftermath of another nation's attempt at assured destruction. Imagine getting bukkaked with radiation over some bullshit ideology differences. You are a shell of a nation after withstanding the full arsenal of a superpower's nuclear arsenal, whether it's Russia or America. May aswell just nuke yourself!

>you will see Britain get annihilated in your lifetime
you have to have been born before 1940 to have seen that

Why is Russia so embarassing? They have tons of super secret weapons yet they are unable to conquer a country like the Ukraine while attacking from 3 sides at the same time.

This niggers can't even take their fellow third world retard neighbors and they think they can't dab on the uk? Absolutely delusional

Pretty sure Germany came worse off on that battle

>Pretty sure Germany came worse off on that battle
by every objective metric, britain lost ww2, and came off the worst out of all participants. just look at each of the participants after the war and where they are now. i hate churchill so fucking much

yet we are watching America getting annihilated in real-time, atm, by their own people.

so?

IT HAS BEGUN

Three months ago these threats had weight, but now they all come across as the what did you say about me you little bitch pasta except on a national scale.

Literally not how it work work lmao

Waterworld Britain is coming
As a norf bong it wouldn’t do shit, it would kill some people yeah but it would drain away eventually and then Russia woukd just get raped by every other country as England actually matters unlike Ukraine

Did 00s Hollywood have soul?

dead sexy, more like

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1956 is what sealed the deal
And of course it's americans on the villain's side, why are the UK their lapdogs today exactly?

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Are Russians really dumb enough to believe this Mission Impossible-tier shit?

1. ETs will NOT ALLOW large scale nuclear weapons use, this has been made clear decades ago
2. Even if they were permitted no sane leader would order to the launch nukes because:
a: You would be killing hundreds of millions of innocent people to win a war most people don't care about
b: The enemy would act in kind and launch their own nukes, A.K.A. mutually assured destruction or M.A.D., because you'd have to be mad to launch a nuke.

The world is a stage with players acting acting out scenarios and you are the audience that has allowed itself to suspend it's disbelief and you get mad when people like me point that out because I'm interrupting your entertainment.

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I believe it.

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>they might be upset a little

You could send half of them to the gulags, and purge the other half outright, and all they would do is write a couple of books about it. Just getting bamboozled like this is nothing to them, business as usual.

Kek'd.

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I wish

All these faggots who think making us live on water is somehow a negative, lads we owned a quarter of the world from our Ocean going skills. Making us all boat boys is literally a dream come true for real English lads. British Empire 2.0.

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>Russian drones have consumer Canon cameras and soda bottle fuel tanks
>"btw we have drone submarines which can create 500m tsunamis"
Ok bro lol

youtube.com/watch?v=gbWQ2lD6kKU

>oh thank God

>the 2011 tsunami in Japan released about 9.3 million megatons of TNT energy. >That's hundreds of millions of times as much as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945 and roughly 163,000 times as much as the Soviet Union's test of Tsar Bomba on October 30, 1961.

All the 2011 Tsunami did was hit a few bays and fishing villages, 900million megatons of energy and that's it.
I'm supposed to believe 100 megaton not 100 million but 100 megaton is going to be enough to cover my entire British Isles in a 500metre high wall of water?
So Russian state media has completely lost their sense and people who are listening to this, believing it have no understanding of Oceanography and Physics.

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I feel bad for russians. The axis always try to proper them up as this big evil and they have to act up to the standard otherwise people mock them. It's like everyone at school is talking about how scary you are and then you speak with a high pitched voice and everyone starts laughing at you.. Poor Russia, let them be incompetent like the rest of the retards without shaming them for not being able to deliver

O A DROP OF A NELSONS BLOOD WOULDN'T DO US ANY HARM
AND WE'LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND
AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

Russia just seems like a giant, endless army of infinite half-equipped farmers. They will weather out most any conflict but it really sucks to be them.

NZ, Canada and Australia are still there though

Oceanography here, it would fuck up the fish to high heaven and therefore no fish with chips. This kills the anglo.

>NZ, Canada and Australia are still there though
not even going to trawl through this thread to see who you were replying to but does the world really need these 3 pozzed countries full of faggots? China could wipe them all out and not a single fuck would be given.

lel

This. Queensland must secede from Australia the rest of this country is cringe.

I always hear talk about Queensland and Brisbane, what sets them apart from the rest of Aus? I know Melbourne is gigapozzed and Perth is full of hicks there for the mines

Pills. Now.

No more cod anyway as the Europeans have been over fishing in our waters, we're eating haddock as a replacement, not very good.
Back to roast beef, roast chicken, roast pork.

see

It's Russian Media so I'm not putting much stock in the science of it, but would detonating a nuclear bomb near the coastline create a tsunami?

All I was saying is that these countries are UK territory

It would make a tiny little wave, certainly nothing that hasn't been done by a good ol' North Atlantic storm before