Piratebros

Depp did a small project playing a psychopathic colonial functionary in Waiting For The Barbarians, great little film. Maybe being cut down to taking small quality projects made him care again.

That is to say:
>He should buy an island..
Fuck, finally drunk. Imagine drinking.

its been shit and he's smart to avoid the inevitable turds

>It's incredibly disrespectful of everyone's time. Every minute on a movie set costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.

Time, yeah, I guess you could argue that point. But they all got paid though and your salary is good on a studio movie. The crew might have actually benefitted from Depp being late and stuff, because it resulted in more filming days = more salary.

da fuck
why have I never heard of this movie before?

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To be fair, the pirate movies 4 and 5 have been pretty rubbish.
The character of Jack Sparrow only really works as a side character, which he was in 1, 2 and 3. In 4 and 5 they tried to make him the main character, but it doesn't really work.

everyone is so supportive if depp right now, but it will al die down when his next movie turns out to be shit

i found it randomly poking around on fmovies dot ps

there "other movies" algorithm is only title matching lol, really primitive, so i think i was looking for roman shit or something when i saw it

its good man watch it

flooding the market with 1,000,000 alpacas would do to the global economy what the looting of injun gold did to the Spanish economy in the 16th century

alpacas are so fucking cute goddamn

do alpacas taste good?

I'd do that too if I had to play in these horrible sequels

wait until they spit bite and kick your ass with a solid snap kick to the knee cap

>1,000,000 alpacas
what's Johnny's relationship with alpacas?

What would you do for 1,000,000 alpacas, Yea Forums?

The whole franchise was just a much worse Monkey Island ripoff anyway, which they could afford (even before buying Lucas Film) because Monkey Island was itself in parts very superficially based on a Disney Parks ride.
The problem kinda is that the ride didn't really have any of those things they stole from the games. Ironically, by naming one of their sequels "On Stranger Tides" (the title of a book, another Monkey Island inspiration), they basically admitted as much themselves.

Did Johnny Depp ever mention that he was blind in his entire life? Apparently he's blind in his left eye.

I once had kangaroo skewers in a bar not in Australia and I wasn't impressed.
I'd expect alpaca to be of similar quality.

Yeah, he's a good actor, but with a terrible memory. He said how Disney execs are always pissed at him because he "changes the lines". But he doesn't. He just forgets them, and ad libs them all.

Kangaroos are marsupials man

so you dont know

just say you dont know

or dont reply since you dont know

stop eating animals

they wont do that to me i'm nice

veganism is rotting your brain and destroying your body

>1,000,000 alpacas
Where he gon put them all?

he's too fat and old to play captain sparrow now. he'll probably end up on some hasbeen streaming tv series like that 80's guy from Blacklist who was a hot chad back in the 80s

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Same one he had with Amber: he likes to keep animals in his house.

hearsay

>Every minute on a movie set costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.
Which helps the laundering, the first priority.

im half blind due to vision snow. shit sucks.

Well he got very intimate experience with unexpected turds after all

That's just being in character

based amber saving us from more Sparrowsewage.

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I don't get it, it's pretty obvious he can afford not to work ever again in his life, and now he even has an excuse. Why would anyone work then they don't have to?

I'm not sure about that. He paid $14M to Amber since their divorce. And he owes a ton of debt, which is why he stars in so many shit films.

Method acting, look it up.

based

>why is the cum gone?

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It’s clearly a trick to chuck a RDJ and demand $500mil for a single film without looking greedy

Probably fucked up because he had a shit home life. Imagine having to deal with the turd all day.

Pirate films pull in less for every subsequent movie. It's not like he could do a RDJ since Avengers and shit hits $2B+ easy.

She's not even that attractive, amazing

Literally nothing wrong with being hungover, forgetting your lines and taking breaks.
Him being late and not showing up all the time is a straight up lie. There were a few times that can be easily explained.
People loved working with the guy and he is the reason these movies were successful. He prints them money. I've seen the bloopers from the movies and he gets hurt while doing his own stunts, and he stays in character even when getting hurt and the take not being usable.

Objection; Hearsay!

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John spends $50,000 AN MONTH on fine wines

.....DEEP into The Murky Waters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The whole franchise is Johnny Depp playing a pirate. No one cares what is going on in these movies and what it's ripping off. People only see the movies to see what Jack Sparrow is up to and what kind of goofy shit he'll say. Whatever story these movies has is some generic background shit.

Shouldn't you guys be preparing Amber's case than posting of Yea Forums? You know you're losing the trial right

>Guerra

There's your answer.

But how abot 1,000,001 alpacas?

Proofs?

Disney would still find a way to get it out within three years.

$160,000 total over his marriage with Amber. Not *that* much.