How would you fix Paramount+'s Halo series?

make her a futa

ugh stfu foid nobody fucking cares about your retarded opinions

More scenes with the snu snu spartans

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>343's first Halo
>lead dev was a woman
>tried to have some weird humanizing story about the MC
>also Forerunners are alive haha
bit ironic

Hand total control over to me.

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>snu snu
are you a manlet? they look like 5ft tall cosplayers

MORE NIGGERS AND TRANNIES

how convenient. like how quiet needs to be half naked? its fuckin stupid.

thank god im not a woman, i cannot imagine having to pity fuck a loser like you.

fuck you get fucking raped whore

You WILL be ashamed of your words and deeds.

more of my waifu (she should have played Cortona)

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Based coomers.

you type like a high estrogen zoomer faggot. I could snap your twig arms with minimal effort

you wish incel forever alone faggot in denial loser

microsoft...

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you sound sexually frustrated. i shall conquer your beta bussy and feminize you in the dungeon until you are a dutiful sissy

the footfag got away with it.

Is that the model based on Biel?

You may not like it, but this is what peak *performance* looks like.

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god bless him

imagine if they had her play cortona and put her in a skintight onesie

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If they were going to show ass why not AI ass

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anyone who manages to dupe a billion dollar pile of crap like microsoft into putting their wank material on one of their biggest products is based in my book
doubly so since I don't mind more girls with cute feet existing

there's always a tranny in these threads seething over fertility goddess H4 Cortana

To control their super soldiers better through sexuality.

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you wouldnt have a choice when i pin you down and rape you until you develop disassociative identity disorder from the sheer trauma, faggot retartd

by firing everyone involved and just throwing it away
let blur studios do all of it

who the fuck cast master chief as some kike with an ape face, and then let him take his helmet off non stop?

They don't want males horny, because being horny is bad, apparently.

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im a little dude that needs a lot of love

In the setting AIs end up picking what they portray themselves as, there's other AIs that make themselves look like Sioux war chiefs and goblins and talking clouds and stuff.

jesus christ he's so fucking ugly
this is like the sam hyde ironman editst

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feet

this guy looks like he goes home to beat his wife after a few too many stellas, awful casting

Record myself playing through Halo 1 and recreate it down to every death and me fucking around on the open world sections

Make Cortana not look like an ugly uncanny valley gremlin for one. Make her hot like the OP pic and the games (barring halo 3 because she looked like shit in 3).

>when you forget to charge your nintendo switch

>sticky detonator
just lol

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Both of these bitches are over 6 feet, retard.

make the actress playing cortana naked, and apply blue filter over her tiny body

improves concentration.

I wouldn't, it's been good so far.

How is halo even a thing still when only the first game was ever good?

Present attractive women and men will listen to their message with magnitudes of tolerance and restraint. Aesthetic beauty is always treated with a degree of reverence. Putting clothes on her ruined everything about her. She doesn't need to "find herself" or whatever because that's a chick's M.O. and no man gives a fuck about what a woman wants when it comes to fictional settings specifically designed to appeal to other men.

I really wish the opinions of women would stop being listened to when it comes to shit like this. Or whoever is trying to advocate that this is "sexist" and appeals to the "male gaze" which makes it "problematic". For absolutely no one. Because who is triggered negatively by the existence of an objectively woman isn't a person whose opinion matters.

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Make her reflect an accurate woman's body.

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lmao what is this? jew spartans?

God holy shit it's like someone bent over and farted in face and then took her picture. Spray fart.

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>barely visible hologram
What? She's in the center of the opening cutscene of the first halo. She has an even bigger presence in halo 2.
She becomes the center of the story in halo 3.