Why was he so paranoid?

Uh colorado la paraste de pecho!

>real answer
BOOOOO
Tell a joke

his best friend was fucking his sister and possibly his crush

>>the most retarded of his brothers so he always thinks people are using him.
But that was Percy. Ron wasn't an idiot, he just wasn't book smart. At least in the books he had some head for tactics.

why are you, Michael?

this isnt the lord of the rings faggot

Unironically it was probably because he had prankster brothers who always try to pull some shit and he's just sick of it.

>"Hey remember that time we gave you an acid pop that we fucked with that almost burned your entire tongue off? Good times right Ron?"
I'd have been over it too

Ron was objectively the most retarded and talentless of his brothers
>Bill - Head Boy, straight A student, works basically as Indiana Jones and has a wife who is the hottest piece of ass in the whole country
>Charlie - Quidditch captain, tames fucking dragons
>Percy - Head Boy, top government job straight out of wizard high school
>Fred and George - entrepeneurs, intelligent enough to make advanced magical inventions
Meanwhile Ron - shitty Keeper, mediocre student, everything he does is because he gets help from Harry and Hermione

Percy bought into government propaganda and abandoned his family over it. That absolutely makes him the most retarded of the Weasley kids.

ron is indeed the most retarded brother, but percy is the most reprehensible

His parents pushing 45 when they had him. Hardly surprising

>Implying head boy means you're talented.
Head boy means you're well behaved.

Bill, Charlie and George are talented, Percy is a spineless weasel.

Percy took the word of the government to go against his own family, his own father. The people who brought him into the world, there's a special place in hell for people who do that.

>Name is Weasely
>Is a weasel
BRAVO JK

>there's a special place in hell for people who do that.
hdont you know the parable of the prodigal son?

No.

Because his family took the word of a traumatized kid as gospel. Also, said traumatized kid had led his youngest brother into extremely dangerous situations multiple times. And when undeniable proof was given, he reconciled with his parents.

DESU, I don’t blame Percy at all.

heathen

I'm willing to learn, I was never taught.

>And when undeniable proof was given, he reconciled with his parents.
He didn't though, in the 6th book he's still a cunt

Probably doesn't want another creepy old guy cosplaying as a rat

Fuck off. Percy was a piece of shit. Ron was by far the best-written and most human character of the trio in the books.

He was the most human because he didn't really have any skills outside of chess

Ron did end up on the quidditch team and was shown to be a capable Keeper when he wasn't getting shit on by everyone. He also ended up a prefect. He couldn't be captain simply because Harry and Ginny had seniority on the team.
He also couldn't be Head Boy because he was trying to kill Voldemort during his 7th year instead of going to school.
Rest is true though.

are you a muslim or something or just a zoomer? anyway its one of the parables told by jesus

Yeah, he was the everyman of the group. It's no wonder he was so insecure. He was also the one with the most definitive and well-written character arc that culminated and ended with him destroying the locket. I love Hermione in the books, but she is significantly less well-written, though she is still miles ahead of Harry, who is too much of a blank slate for me. Best characters in the book series are Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Dumbledore in that order.

Because his friend fell from the window at his girlfriend's house

I live in a secular nation.

> He also ended up a prefect
Through a combination of Dumbledore/McGonagall not wanting to shit on him, and the other options being Neville “Scared Of His Own Farts” Longbottom, Seamus “Up The IRA” Finnegan and Dean “Literally who” Thomas

And? You don't have to be bible thumper to know the most famous stories from a religion that has dominated western civilization for 2000 years.

Ron should've been given Harry's Defense Against the Dark Arts skills
Like have him have retard strength that makes him a powerful duellist
That way Harry can be someone who's intuitive and the leader, Ron is the brawn of the group, and Hermione the brains in their Horcrux quest
But Rowling made Harry the brawn as well leaving Ron to be kind of just there for no real reason

Looking back, there are a lot of worthless students at Hogwarts. You get guys like Seamus Finnegan and Dean Thomas who show up in the background but they keep showing up. The school is supposed to be much bigger than that yet 90% of it seems to be dead weight.

>everything he does is because he gets help from Harry and Hermione
Can you think of anything Harry does that doesn't involve him getting help from Ron, Hermione, or anyone else? Making the Quidditch team is all I can think of.

The number of students at Hogwarts has always confused me. We're supposed to believe that Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean, and Seamus are the ONLY Gryffindors of their year? Translate that into the rest of the houses and years, and the school doesn't seem that big.

he wasn't a mediocre student either, he was a solid B student

>But Rowling made Harry the brawn as well leaving Ron to be kind of just there for no real reason
I mean, it's because of him that Harry is able to find a family of his own in the first place.

This. in Half-Blood Prince, Ron's OWL results are similar to Harry's. Harry bests him in Defense Against the Dark Arts, though.

He got help but I think him learning the Patronus charm at 13 is quite a big deal.
Also fighting off a hundred dementors with it.

This is a bit of a plot hole though which JK realised because she made Harry way too strong in that moment, like Dumbledore/Voldemort level talented, and in the later books he's a shadow of his 13 year old self.

youtube.com/watch?v=6ERR7OPZqCg

5X2 genders
10X7 years
70X 4 houses
280

Keep in mind that there had recently been a war that killed, or otherwise prevented from having children, many child rearing age adults.

>Can you think of anything Harry does that doesn't involve him getting help from Ron, Hermione, or anyone else?
Figuring out the whole thing about the Elder Wand, wandlore and the importance of the Hallows
Figuring out Malfoy is up to something in the 6th book when Ron and Hermione are skeptical
Last 2 books are all about Harry becoming this Sherlock type deducer and seeing patterns that even Hermione can't see

You have no idea do you.

about what faggot

How life is like in a society that not only is not religious, but actively hates religion and everything it stands for.

I never read the books. Should I get the pack?

>280
That's a shockingly small number of students for a school with 7 years. Small town high-schools with only 4 years have more students. The movies make it seem like Hogwarts has WAY more students than that.

wow you are so enlightened if only i lived in the czech republic!

Just chalk it up to Rowling being dumb when it comes to math.

I mean, if you like the Harry Potter movies, you should 100% read the books. I'm not one of those "books are always better" faggots (I think True Grit and Game of Thrones did it better on screen than in the books), but the Harry Potter books are infinitely superior to the movies. I honestly don't know how people can even make sense of the story without reading the books. The mirror in Deathly Hallows is just one huge example.

Not to mention that Hogwarts is supposed to house ALL of Britain's Wizard students. Just one of those things that Rowling didn't seem to pay enough attention to.

>Albus, it's time to choose the new prefects. Should we make Potter a prefect?
>No, the boy has enough on his mind. Who else can we choose?
>Well there's Longbottom...
>That boy is basically a Squib, what will he do when first years jinx him? Scream about his grandma?
>...Finnegan...
>My grandfather was from Ulster.
>...and Thomas.
>Minerva, you know how I feel about Dark wizards.
>So Weasley then?
>I'm afraid so.

No there's other schools, Hogwarts is just the largest and most prestigious in Britain + Ireland.

The whole idea of prefects is confusing too. Only 5th years can be prefects, but Ron and Hermione are still prefects in the 6th book. So do prefects only get chosen every 2 years?

>>Minerva, you know how I feel about Dark wizards.
Dumbledore admitted calmly

The fuck are you talking about? I was asked why I didn't know the parable, so I asked you to teach me and then you said why I didn't know, so I told you but again you still haven't taught me the parable.
Do you even know how to just have a conversation, back and forth with someone without being an edgy faggot?

>Only 5th years can be prefects
Prefects are chosen in their 5th years and stay prefects for the rest of their time in school

Presumably you would stay prefect until you graduate or become head boy/girl the only two options

No, you tard.
They get chosen as fifth years, and they stay as prefects in sixth and seventh

>spoonfeed me!
look it up yourself after you pull that stick out of your ass, slavcuck

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So does a superior student lose their chance just because they're a year younger than Ron or Hermione? Sounds retarded.

What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone gets a chance in their 5th year. But obviously if you don't become a prefect that year you don't become one at all.

No, every fifth year class has one boy and one girl from each house made a prefect.
The next year the previous fifth year prefect would remain prefects, while the new fifth year class get their own prefects.
There would be 5th, 6th, and 7th year prefects along with the head boy/girl every year.

So if somebody can become a prefect their 5th year and stay one until they graduate, then other students younger than them can still become prefects their 5th year as well? So are there multiple prefects running around Hogwarts? What is even the point of being a prefect anymore?

So there are 3 sets of prefects for every house, basically? One for 5th year, one for 6th year, and one for 7th year?

>So are there multiple prefects running around Hogwarts?
Yeah, that's how prefects work in most schools. There are lots of them but only 1 Head Boy and Head Girl.

This is the problem with zoomies, they don't understand how to hold a conversation with people anymore.
I already looked up the parable, I was just trying to make conversation with people but of course you need to post tired memes and edgy quotes again and again, you'll do it again in the next thread you post in and the next.
You think this is how imageboards always were, just edgy memes but that's not it at all, we used to actually talk to each other on here. You think it's supposed to be some dark hateful place of the internet because that's what you were told by retarded places trying to gain grifter views for their youtube channel or reddit upvote points for their post.

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When they hit 5th year they become prefects too.
There isn't a limit, there's 5th, 6th, and a 7th prefects at all times.

The higher the prefect the more authority and deference, probably. Culminating in the Head boy and Head girl.

This isn't some super secret literary device or something, this is just British culture in schools.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_girl_and_head_boy

The point of being a prefect irl is to have some responsibility and free up teachers having to micromanage hundreds of pupils and give them some free time.

This house system, and the badges, and the roles are just things in schools all over Britain, it isn't exclusive to Harry Potter.

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They sound like hall monitors, aka NERDS.

Yes, but then in their 7th year two of them could become the Head Boy and Head Girl.