"The English took one shot out...

I don't know why they let that drunkard Dane go off script for so long where did he even get all this rope on set?

WE GET IT HOLLYWOOD.
ITS GAY. EVERYONE IS GAY.

he's a sexuaI deviant and always has plenty on hand obviously

The Bond films are more of a British production than American, with EON etc

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ROTFL
They clearly didin't realise how to increase the ticket sales.

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user, this is a blue board. You're not supposed to post intros to gay porn here.

>Albanian
>oligarch
These guys never go beyond 'mafia bosses'. They are just too thuggish and uneducated to be oligarchs, even if rich.

When you kill yourself, your mom will cry. So don't.

I cringed so hard at the developments in this film, people acting like retards AND never getting punished for it.

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Still the best all of these years later.

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bampu

>ywn be ball tortured by mads
it's not fair bros

This stupid fucking scene ruined Casino Royale, which would have been Craig's only good Bond movie.

>t. had his balls crushed by a dutchman with a rope

why did he leave a nasty poopie on his shoulder

imagine

>explicit cock and ball torture is ok
>a bit of slightly homoerotic Mads too sexual
??

what does the sweat rope smell like haha?

oh is his character albanian? i dont remember if they specified or not

So how would have mads reacted if a little puddle of pre started accumulating under the chair?
Would he even comment if bond shot a thick rope while groaning "Mads" after a particularly good thump to his chestnuts?

Is that a turd on his shoulder?

what the fuck were they thinking?

They made him Albanian in the movie because its hinted in the book that he's Jewish

user, stop being lewd.

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>establishing_the_danelaw.webm

That's a good scene

is it just me or does his chest look like an anus with the rope looking like a piece of shit stuck to the lens?

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too thin

kek

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The Skyfall one, I mean.

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what do you think haha wh-at do you think that rope smells like haha
it would be funny he he was all embarrassed haha that would be very funny

I liked the craigs trilogy but I dont know why, maybe because they were related each other, whereas james bond was always about a movie a story beforehand

The torture this was based on used the string of a mandolin instead.

He's so pretty.

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For a second I thought Amber Herd showed up and dropped one on Bond's shoulder

his aging like fine wine too

Javier Bardem is very camp

poop rope

i think mads looks a fuckton like elon musk
just saying

Oh definitely, total siIver fox.

It keeps me up at night

Why do you faggots always find some way to insert your perversions into discussions on this board?
Fuck off with your disgusting lifestyle and keep it hidden.

Wish I looked as handsome as Mads. He's not good-looking in the traditional sense, but he's got that air of maturity to him all while looking like he just doesn't give a fuck.

haha how would you punish me user lol haha

kek thought the same thing

>OP clearly prodding for a subtle homo thread pertaining to a homoerotic scene in a movie
>homo thread happens
user, I think you might be brain damaged.

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>while looking like he just doesn't give a fuck.
I think he genuinely does, he just has to stay in shape to have a defined jawline and hes good to go
literally living like a woman, the dream

why are you so self hating? you know you want a dick in the mouth.

Shut the fuck up, you perverted retard.

You mean like fags who all have impulse control problems?

The old
>you hate us because you're in the closet
No, I simply hate you I've just seen what fags are like in real life, and not a single one is a decent, moral person.

I hear you, but he pulls off the look so well even just staying fit enough.

There are plenty of decent ones. You usually can't recognise them as fags though.

What kind of torture was used in the book? I assume Fleming wasn't writing about cbt 70 years ago.