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Zachary Barnes
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Jonathan Carter
This one.
Nicholas Ortiz
Gene Roddenberry looks like a bag of oatmeal with eyebrows
Jordan Edwards
I wish there was a Course:Oblivion Trekpu...
Kayden Baker
link for autists
David Barnes
It's over, nutrekbros...
>'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' has promise, and the usual frustrations
>There's a fun show in there, buried under clanky dialogue and odd plotting.
>having now seen the first half of the first season (a second is already in production) I can say that Strange New Worlds will be a frustrating watch for fans. Frustrating because there are the bones of a really fun, interesting Star Trek series buried deep inside Strange New Worlds. Sadly, it’s trapped in the usual mix of faux-melodrama, clanging dialogue and dodgy plotting with the usual lapses in logic. Many writers are blind to their own flaws, which is why it’s so amusing that this is what Kurtzman and co. feel is a radical departure from their own work.
>Maybe I’m being unfair, but this is the seventh season of live-action Star Trek released under Kurtzman’s purview. The three lead characters all had a full season of Discovery to bed in, too, so it’s not as if everyone’s starting from cold. But despite the gentlest of starts, the show still manages to stumble out of the gate, trying to do too much and not enough at the same time. The first four episodes, especially, feel as if someone’s trying to speed-read you through a whole season’s worth of plot in a bunch of partly-disconnected episodes
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Hudson Garcia
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Thomas Campbell
It's almost as if the central bad actor was absent...
Oh! Speak of the devil!
Alexander Stewart
KURTZMANNED
Grayson Gutierrez
Not Star Trek show should ever be an "adults only" affair. Same goes for Star Wars.
This fad needs to die.
Cameron Jackson
you are not the boss
kys
Anthony Scott
I think there needs to be something about images needing to be trek related
Jacob Ramirez
otherwise you gonna cry?
poor little man baby
Nathan Powell
what the fuck could you guys possibly still be talking about after all this time?
Hudson Ortiz
Grayson Torres
Some… individuals have made it their life's work to derail an obscure Star Trek general on a basket-weaving forum. Everyone needs a hobby, right?
Andrew Cook
blue fever is real
Sebastian Butler
I wish I could still cry
Liam Powell
I want to suck on an Andorian's antenna
Is this normal?
Eli Clark
What was that Judy?
David Bennett
Adam Watson
What does this even mean?
Lincoln Morris
Quite damning if I do so say myself.
Julian Thomas
it means dont give a schizo (You)s
Carson Richardson
Do Andorians have tits? The last time I looked this up it was rather vague. Even Memory Beta didn't help.
Gabriel Smith
Lincoln Diaz
i bet you grew up watching Shrek
Nathan Ross
Beyond based
Matthew Watson
That's kinda based desu
Sebastian James
made for each other
Carter Walker
wtf I love Judy now
Brayden Perry
Henry Gray
>Do Andorians have tits? The last time I looked this up it was rather vague. Even Memory Beta didn't help.
There's an Andorian titcow in ENT but it's not canon so who knows. Jennifer seems to have some nice tits in LOW, but we haven't seen her topless or in anything too revealing yet.
Sebastian Hughes
God that takes me back
Luis Foster
The post that made Judy quit /trek/.
Nicholas Thomas
This should be a banner.
Adrian Robinson
One of the "female" sexes is meant to be hyper feminine while the the other is meant to be androgynous. My head canon based off this is we get fat titted bimbos and flat chested tomboys.
Leo Price
The post that made Judy quit /trek/.
Carson Stewart
Moar
Hudson Hall
Judy?
Carson Morales
Joseph Foster
Yes
Christian Rivera
qrd?
Jayden Hall
This is the best thread ever
Jackson Rogers
I dont want to get on Judy's bad side. All may be revealed tomorrow.
Henry Ortiz
Baby
Dylan Davis
Bro never skips serratus day.
Samuel Nelson
>sociopath mini
they're called empathy deprived wargaming action figures
Brayden Wright
it's certainly the post that cured his foot fetish
Cameron Hughes
>(((man))) who has no feelings for Star Trek continues to show how much he enjoys wrecking the legacy
we all know why they continue to let him spearhead it and it ain't because of his writing skills or lack thereof
William King
Kys
Owen Lewis
Is another TOS reboot!
Carson Morgan
have you considered jesus?
Elijah Martin
Time for Musk to buy Star Trek and keep it away from ((Them))
Bentley Baker
Jonathan Hernandez
Oops, the link to the (better) organic thread disappeared. Here you go!
Evan Adams
Kys
Sebastian Russell
fagot starting 2 thread, you're a retard KYS
Carter Brown
nice smile
Hudson Wright
holy shit riker takes over the enterprise what the hell
Angel Scott
>organic thread
That thread is not organic. It's /trek/ under a different name.