Greatest film of the decade and absolute pleb filter

its actually a generic as fuck cgi god of war videogame movie

I really liked The Witch and Northman, will I like The Lighthouse?

>167384750
its 2022 you can just come out of the closet, its ok, this is a safe space

im sure we'll all be finding when you spam Yea Forums with images from it with one word subjects like based. yes eggers fans are all brain dead zoomers so youll love it.

WE
WUZ
VIKANGZ

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Fucking Yea Forums spamming this image had me mildly hyped while watching wondering when he was gonna fight the Valkyrie. She literally shows up for 3 seconds in a dream sequence, fuck this gay ass movie and fuck you Yea Forums for getting me to watch it.

It was pretty boring, desu. Predictable as fuck.

I saw Everything Everywhere All at Once on the same day as a double feature and was way more impressed with the creativity in that movie.

Norfman has great direction and staging. Lots of beautiful shots in service of a bland revenge tale I've seen a million times

snownigger women age like fine milk

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>he thought the main character was going to fight the Valkyrie
holy shit what a fucking retard you are, Valkyries exist to take worthy fallen warriors to Valhalla. you must be a nigger for not knowing shit about Norse mythology

>this image had me mildly hyped while watching wondering when he was gonna fight the Valkyrie

You fucking stupid cunt, it's not a fucking marvel movie.

>Yea Forums praises capeshit like batman
>hates the kino that is the northman

What happened here did the shitskins take over

This. I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie. A movie by men, for men. A story of revenge, family, brutality, and duty. Makes mutts seethe. Berseker dance scene was kino. Anya's sex scene was hot as fuck. Amleth's mom is a fucking cunt, didn't understand why she said thank you in the end though.

>tfw ywn fuck a young girl in a forest covered in dirt.

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Pleas explain why the women and kids were burnt alive. That made me a little sad.

I'm Black, know that and enjoyed it. That guy's just a faggot.

I really enjoyed it. These are the kinds of standards that movie studios should be held to. It is not a perfect movie, but it tells a story in an interesting setting, it lets you experience Norse mythology, a part of the world and of history in an entertaining way. I know there was a lot of trouble with different cuts, I'm curious about what Egger's original vision was.

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yes fighting the giant cgi ghost for a magic sword is definitely not marvel god of war type shit but high cinematic art like bresson.

as usual eggers fans are braindead

Only the strong survive. They were weak

so true

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>fight
it was a vision retard

This movie pussified the main character's drive for retribution within 5 seconds of him getting near his goal and becomes a romance for women in a historical hamlet. It was made for women.

>im only pretending to be a dumb as bricks capeshit film!!

>bresson
mid

He wasn't pussified, he chose to leave a legacy AND fulfill his revenge. He made his decision based on the two questions posed to him by the shaman's prophecy, to choose kindness for his kindred, or revenge. He chose both and fulfilled his duty as a man. I know you know nothing about being a man, but one day you will.

>167385580
>im actually retarded
what a shame

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they wouldn't have done that in a packed theatre lol

Whose idea was to create a vikang movie like ten years after the fad had died down? Last time Vikings was popular was when Ragnar died.

>pussified his drive
>he goes and gets his revenge
damn youre fuckin dumb

>He chose both and fulfilled his duty as a man. I know you know nothing about being a man, but one day you will.
Kek. You're LARPing so hard, man.

what in the fuck is wrong with her teeth?

He rode halfway across Island and was 100% going to leave and ditch the promise to his father, because he fell in love with a slav bitch, until he had a vision of his daughter twin (not his son twin) being ruler. Woman fantasy, sorry you're too stupid to realise what you're looking at

It was kino

>her

is she wearing braces

>she

>bedtime stories written by GREEKS
Wow you really showed them Nords bro

unprecedented cope

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moot?

>until he had a vision of his daughter twin (not his son twin) being ruler

His daughter is Olga of Kiev you absolute retard

Only LARPing 'white' americans get annoyed by these images. Everyone here in Scandinavian countries knows vikings were scumbags with simplistic culture, that's why it's great

God I hate /pol/

Yep, the bastard children known as americans latch on to any form of cultural identity, regardless of how little they understand it. They truly are a wretched people.

It's certified kino, but I feel like there was a lot of wasted potential.
The movie needed to be at leat 3 hours, this cut down version was too fast paced for my liking.

So what, you dumb fuck? Can he travel in time and rationalise the daughter being ruler? If you had half a brain you'd realise having your daughter be a ruler if you had a son would go against everything he has ever seen and wouldn't be accepted. Stupid mutt, lap up your feminist propaganda harder

>attendant shaniqua comes in and chides one of them for getting raw meat on the seating
>s-sorrry ma'am

It's pure LARP. Infantile, fatherless dogs all of them.

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>n-no ma'am, calling the police isn't necessary
>we'll sit down and quietly watch the movie
>th-thank you for being understanding, we're sorry

>tTHE OLGA OF KIEV
Based redditor who falls for the globalist antirussian bs

reminder that africans have several dishes centered around raw meat
there's nothing white european about eating raw meat

What the fuck are you talking about schizo?

sirs

>braces in the year 120 bc or some shit

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>olga of kiev is antirussian

I have never witnessed a more retarded poster than you, this board doesn't even need flags active for me to know that you're canadian.

Pretty high, I'd say.

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>THE DEBOONKER OF SLOVIANSK

Seething coping niggers. Niggers have such an inferiority complex that they foam at the mouth over a fun meme. Niggers lose again as they have since the beginning of time.