What went so wrong?

Spielberg was never good anyway

Indians have the worst taste in everything. No exceptions.

This is the same shit bait again

Reminds me of this guy from a lesser known game from the 90s called Lighthouse. Was in the similar vein to games like Myst.

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Not bait.
Duel and Jaws were pretty good. But Shyamalan has more hits.

WATER BAD

"water is for babies, when you grow older you drink beer"
-arnold

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Better question is Who is the next Spielberg?

>next Spielberg

I don't get it
Why Spielberg is considered as some kind of director god?
He's really bland, he doesn't have his own style or anything, just happened to direct commercially succesful movies that weren't even written by him

Can't vouch for the rest but I was being ironic. That being said, they're not worlds apart either.

I like how he just said fuck it and went to making top tier B movies and a great pulp horror series in Servant

Bastard ruined the avatar live action

They are so hilariously far apart they're not even on the same planet. As a DIRECTOR of films, Spielberg is exceptionally good, as in his direction of actors, knowledge of framing, blocking, movement, etc. Shyamalan is mostly god awful at those. How many perfectly good actors have given career worst performances in Shyamalan films?

Be quiet, Manoj

>Amerimutts consooming literally Every Globohomo and corporate Media
>Calling other for having shit taste
You mutt don't even add spices in your food how do you even know about taste?

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I don't know man. I like 'berg but he's a master of the cliche. Shyamalan is pretty good at being unorthodox and that has it's strengths too.

The plot of the sixth sense was stolen from a ARE YOU AFRAID IF THE DARK episode.

>Got having criticism for having 0 niggers and chinks in Avatar live action
He was based sadly, if Nickelodeon hadn't replace his original script we probably would've got better movie

Holy shit. When I was a kid this scene scared me so much that I cried.

Zack Snyder

That Lighthouse movie director

You tell him Randeep!

What does this even mean in actual filmmaking terms?

He was trash and that abomination should have never seen the light of day

>if Nickelodeon hadn't replace his original script
Oh shut the fuck up. That is his script. The only thing they did was cut it down from like a four hour film. That's his terrible dialogue and mangling of the source material.

Or did Nickelodeon sneak in and add his unhuman robot dialogue to The Happening, Old and Lady in the Water too?

One trick pony.

EVERYTHING in TLA bar the music score is terrible
Casting, directing, editing, screenplay, even the camerawork is appalling. It's one of the most inept blockbusters I've ever seen.

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There were certainly some things that were out of his control like the nepotistic casting of Katara that made Sokka have to be white, then they just took that all the way and make all the Water Tribe white, but he was still responsible of illogical things like the name pronunciations.

Who exerted their authority for white katara

What you just read. I'm not just referring to him as a writer.
Also, his only truly bad film was Avatar. Everything else is watchable and in some cases pretty competent.

What a load of bullshit. The bending changes, name changes, terrible action scenes, horrendous acting and dialogue is all on him.

it was ruined to begin with because the source material was shit

his ebic reddit plot twist was fun once.
he had nothing after that

Competence is exactly his problem. He lacks it.
Unbreakable is his only GREAT film. He has a few decent films like Split, Sixth Sense and Signs. But Lady in Water, The Happening, After Earth, Glass, Last Airbender and Old are all atrociously bad. He can't direct actors for shit and his constant drunken cameraman shtick gets old ten minutes into a film. His problem is he is much less talented than he thinks he is.

Whatever your nonsense with "cliches" and "unorthodox" is supposed to mean in real filmmaking terms, not some vague bullshit, it's not exactly convincing me that he's fit to shine Spielberg's shoes in terms of directing talent.

He literally had no faith in his abilities beliveing he will fuck up.Turns out his own fear made him to tryhard in such level, that it had the opposite effect.Now thats a plot twist that i bet he didn't see it coming.

Have you watched Servant? Some really great acting and the episodes he directs himself are really great.

I dont get the comparison. Spielberg's films are nothing at all like Shyamalan's

jew

Only Last Airbender was "atrociously bad", but that's what you get for adapting something that was never meant to be done in live action.
It's a useful reminder, and as such, the fact that it was made is ultimately a good thing.

Lol Indian food is overseasoned slop. Literally the worst shit tier cuisine there is. What's the point of using 20 spices when every dish tastes like curry and cumin? There is absolutely no subtlety in indian food. Its just vomit with every spice there is thrown into it. Even worse you eat loose diarrah looking food with your hands. It doesn't get any more retarded than that.

One of the producers is friends with her wealthy father who demanded that she be in the movie and they were all okay with it even though it threw off other casting they had already done

They probably meant "the next king of blockbusters" or something like that, although Spielberg's films fit that category better.

He was better than Spielberg

MUY INTERESANTE

No, Lady in the Water, The Happening, After Earth, Glass, Last Airbender and Old are all atrociously bad. You saying "nu-uh" does not change the terribly made films I saw. Old just drove home how little he has learned in all these years of filmmaking.

he start taking risky projects that lead to failure

should he stayed at almost-indie film making he be still around making bank
let me remind you guys jordan peele took his job and his creatividad title

Nicola Peltz was terrible, and is terrible in general, but so was everyone else in that film so she was merely a minor symptom.

>his only truly bad film was Avatar
WTF? The Visit, one of his most recent, was an enormously shitty film.

Mmmmm spices

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Yes this is how we make succulent spicy goodness and become India culinary legend good morning Sir

Hello sirs. You are based Indian food enjoyer. Thank you love you.

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>Old just drove home how little he has learned in all these years of filmmaking.

I'm convinced he is getting back at critics for hating his mermaid film, by making films terrible on purpose that are all box office hits for morons.