Scene where character is shaving

> character is having sex
> doesnt bother to remove his pants
> doesnt bother to insert his penis into the vagina

>is immediately flaccid when interrupted

many such cases!

>character wakes up
>doesn't browse his phone until the battery dies before begrudgingly getting up
Who does Hollywood think they're fooling with this shit?

>character has time to shave before work
>doesn't get dozens of microcuts and razorburns everywhere

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Why exactly?
So you can coat them in food and drink again immediately afterwards?

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Just use an electric razor

Doesn't help. I just have shit skin.

Maybe it's because I'm a 33 year old millenial who didn't grow up with phones, but what exactly do you guys do on them all day? I use mine as an alarm clock and to listen to music, barely anything else except texting with my mom over WhatsApp because she constantly asks how I'm doing.

because bacteria breed in your mouth all night while you're sleeping and i don't want to swallow that with my food

use emulsifying ointment instead of shaving cream, spread it out with a shaving brush. Shaving cream weakens the cell structure of your skin, emulsifying ointment doesn't
Been using emulsifying ointment for 8 years and almost never cut myself

you are made of bacteria lol

If those bacteria are in your saliva, you've already been ingesting them throughout the night, my dude.
Good thing we have this thing called immune system.

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i don't care what i do when i sleep, my mouth tastes like shit in the mornings and i'm awake to notice it by then

Drink more water.

Do you have Parkinson's?

You don't have a fucking computer to do that on?

just gargle upon walking up, and drink water
have breakfast

then brush your teeth
wut

Parkinson's turns your bones to stone, why do people confuse it with something that makes you jitter?

Phone works fine and I can use it in bed and on the shitter.

>put shaving foam in my ear
>someone tells me I've got shaving foam in my ear
>what?
>you've got shaving foam in your ear!
>oh sorry, I couldn't hear you, I had shaving foam in my ear
It's important that I do this often

>800x600 resolution
>"fine"

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>character doesn't take the shoes off at home

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i will never not be amused by americans' idotic, senseless, cargo-cult-like obsession with """ hygiene""".
Newsflash, retard, your body is FULL of bacteria. You depend on bacteria to function. Swallowing the bacteria in your mouth is something that is completely harmless, and something that you do ALL the time.
There is no point in brushing right before a meal.

Also, I think it's pretty ironic that it's the most unhealthy people in the first world that obsess and virtue signal the most about hygiene.

>character shaves
why bother, too much of a pain in the ass

Same here because I have curly hair. I want to give up and just grow a neckbeard but the hair goes so far down my neck it looks ridiculous

I really cant understand why is it the norm to wash before eating. are you really gonna leave the house with shit among your teeth?

Switch to a cutthroat

>he wakes up and his phone isnt about to die
wtf

Why brush in the morning at all if you brush before bed?

>Not having charger within arms reach of bed
Do you fags really? That is woman tier ineptitude

what is the logic behind this? do you wipe your ass before shitting too?

youre supposed to brush twice a day

I brush once a day and have only ever had one cavity before in my life and I'm 35

>not zero
also your teeth would be whiter and you probably have bad breath if you don't brush in the morning

>Then again everyone has a few friends

Yeah. Imagine not having them, right? That would be crazy, haha.

>character is a real person

I am sucking dick and eating ass the rest of the day. Does it really matter?

it's actually recommended to do this. eating and then brushing right after is more damaging to the teeth or something

Cavities come from sugar, not brushing frequency.

>He needs a 4k screen to watch a 10 minute videos on yt or check binance

Why are boomers so retarded?

What's the problem?

I do the same, I brush my teeth right as I get up then leave for work, it's a 20 minutes journey and when I arrive our office assistant has prepared the breakfast with great coffee. After that I just rinse my mouth with water.
My life is so comfy right now.

>Scene in historic movie where character is shaving with a straight razor.
>100% of the time, they hold the blade at a 90 degree angle to their skin, which is quite possibly the absolute worst thing you can do. It will not cut hair this way, and also give you massive to the bone lacerations

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He's also using his right hand on the left side of his face, that's a good way to kill yourself. For some reason he doesn't feel the need to actually cover his face in shaving cream either.

I don't get this shit either, because most of the actors you see using a straight razor are old enough to have actually used one at some point.

>straight razor

I don't know a single person that uses a straight edge to shave, feels like this is reserved for holywood and hipster barbers.

It's still the best shave possible.

You're going to have a shadow by 5PM either way

Thanks to microplastics and traces of every single medication known to man in the water supply, no I won't.

if you don't use hyper mint flavoured shit toothpaste then brushing your teeth before breakfast means you can taste your breakfast fully, instead of it half tasting like dried cat anus.
brushing before removes most of the bacteria that has accumulated during the night.

If you hot towel your face it makes the hair follicles push out, you then shave them and they retract back in when you cool down. Using this and a straight razor I can go a day or two before shadow begins showing up.

>has no reason to be awake besides not be able to sleep anymore
>browses Yea Forums on phone until 5pm going in and out of consciousness periodically
>plugs phone in, will definitely get up after checking the thread that was interrupted by the battery running out
>8pm
>shops about to close, finally go out and buy a few bits fifteen minutes before it closes
>go back, eat a sandwixh
>feel uncontrollable tiredness
>lie down for a rest to "digest"
>fall asleep for an hour and a half
>wake up at midnight

I will never not be never haven't don't been not amused by faggots claiming to know more than another poster but says something incredibly stupid.
your body is full of food, that's the whole point of it, why would you want to wash that away from your mouth after eating it lol wtf lol lmao