A mega pint?

>muffin milf??

Lol this is the entire trial basically

Hey amber beat my ass stole millions and pooped the bed as well as cheated

YOU HECKIN HAD PILLS WITH MARILYN MANSON

You just KNOW

Smol and cute

I fucking love english peas like you wouldn't believe

I just fill a bowl with frozen peas and a little bit of water, microwave that shit, then drain it and throw on some butter and salt. MY GOD that shit is good, it's duck duck good

They’re just like me.

I bet she got pregnant just by staring at him

>He's not violent

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Based

she is mogging amber hard

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not to mention the psychiatrist was basically like
>this bitch scored off the charts for being an insane bitch

Imagine what her ass smells like?

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are they autistic?

duck wings wrote this post

Were they super hungry or do ducks just freak out for peas?

What does her husband look like? If he isn't a chad then we know she fucked Depp

looks like shit without the glasses

I got banned for posting this same thread earlier, fucking troon mods

THAT'S A BIG PINT

did you even read this before posting it?
there's one violent offense there from 33 years ago

>Destroyer of sofas
>Throws gilded chairs out of windows
>Assaults cabinets
>Defaces mirrors
>Grumpy
>Champers
>Slippery whore I donated my jizz to
>I didn't partake in the festival of ice cream
>There are hookers and animals in here
>I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would stop talking so much
>...Megapint?
>I have other uses for your throat which do not include injury
>I fucking hate you
>CUNT
>retching sounds
>wounded animal sounds
>Amber Heard being a cunt sounds
>She's as full of shit as a Christmas goose
>OBJECTION
>Judge threatened to throw out some giggling roasties, it was kind of based
>C O U C H
>c o u c h
>couch
>multiple couches
>STOP THROWING ME AGAINST THE WALL AND SAYING
>YOU DON'T LIKE THAT WALL?
>YOU DON'T LIKE THE FUCKING WALL HUH?

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cinnamon

that stripper vanilla scent
girls like her only go for bad bois like me though

Stop watching secretary porn

I’m her husband. Yes she fucked Johnny and yes I watched.

They want to make him look as unstable as possible to try and discredit anything he says because they know that’s all they have.

No.

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Based cuck

i didn't know that was thing i'm going to start now thank you

I’ve fapped to this trial three times so far.

...There's two in the first paragraph (if you don't count wrecking hotels as a violent act). There's another "alleged" assault from 4 years ago. Did you know read the pic at all?

How did you not know that was a thing?

Anyways, if you want JAV versions the term 'OL' is a common keyword, short for Office Lady.

>"Ah think ah'd remember Mr Depp's penis if ah seen it"
Why, is it special?

>he doesn't know

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Those sure are some hungry dogs.

MESSY BOYS

i hate gooks

God I miss my ex

Her husband legitimately looks like a male model. If she cheated on him with Depp, it’s only because that dude is banging the Instagram thots he is a “personal trainer” for. I looked him up to see if I’d have a chance with a chick like that. I’m about 1000 mg of Tren too short.

He's pretty careful in the trial to keep saying that he's never hit... a woman.

Punching some retard for harassing you is different from beating your wife. The former is actually a good thing. Fuck paparazzi, everybody should punch them.

Well these are Japanese not Korean. But there's tons of regular secretary porn, but western usually doesn't have the actual office setting - just a room with a desk.

>a barrel roll?

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>notice me senpai

things to add:
>you continue to read them right
>HEARSAY
>knock out yum yum
>no...but it looks like it would fit some cocaine
>Isnt happy hour anytime?

>have you ever hit a woman (male)?

>allegations meaning anything

It's a guy who's wife is taking him to court over abuse allegations that everyone knows is bs. It just so happens that it's high-profile. It has nothing to do with him being "one of us" you sad, pathetic loser

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

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>It's a guy who's wife is taking him to court over abuse allegations that everyone knows is b
And I ask again, who gives a fuck? Whether or not Johnny goes back to work, what does that thave to do with you or me?

people shouldn't get away with defamation

johnny is very based

Other way around. He's taking her to court over getting him blacklisted by claiming he beat her.

You're on a spectrum, you autistic fuck. No one is talking about how it has anything to do with us. Everyone is just having a laugh like with any other celebrity related bullshit we see here.

I can see how it might be difficult to empathize when you never had a relationship with a woman yourself

Based Depp

based

interesting post, care to elaborate?

All you find searching '*her name*'s husband' is a pic of her with some pajeet, in which she shows a ring on her finger

Evidence of a person's character or character trait is not admissible for the purpose of proving action in conformity therewith on a particular occasion

casetext.com/rule/virginia-court-rules/virginia-rules-of-supreme-court/part-two-virginia-rules-of-evidence/article-iv-general-provisions/rule-2404-character-evidence-not-admissible-to-prove-conduct-exceptions-other-crimes

amber heard didn't abuse johnny, it was "reactive violence"
twitter.com/LuckyLo59037265/status/1520410100426579968

kek

How does this shitshow manage to feel faker than the trial of Tim Heidecker?

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