Svengoolie Thread! (New Episode!)

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?

You can watch Svengoolie on the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. Also check the spoiler below.

>When does Svengoolie come on?
8:00 PM Eastern Time: Exactly 30 minutes after this post. If you are seeing Stooge Kino on MeTv, you're early!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: Invaders from Mars (1986) - A boy tries to stop aliens who have taken over his town and are attempting to brainwash its inhabitants.

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imdb.com/video/vi714326809
youtube.com/watch?v=EsV7TuNMr5M
ignite-films.com/en-us/products/invaders-from-mars
try.frndlytv.com/
rondoaward.com/rondoaward.com/blog/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Tonight's Movie: Invaders from Mars
Year: 1986
Director: Tobe Hooper
Writers: Richard Blake (based on a screenplay by), Dan O'Bannon (screenplay), Don Jakoby (screenplay)

Cast:
Karen Black ... Linda Magnusson
Hunter Carson ... David Gardner
Timothy Bottoms ... George Gardner
Laraine Newman ... Ellen Gardner
James Karen ... Gen. Climet Wilson
Bud Cort ... Mark Weinstein
Louise Fletcher ... Mrs. McKeltch
Eric Pierpoint ... Sgt. Maj. Rinaldi
Christopher Allport ... Captain Curtis
Donald Hotton ... Old NASA Scientist


IMDB RATING: 5.5/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 33% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)


Movie Trailer: imdb.com/video/vi714326809


Description: A boy (Hunter Carson) sees his parents and neighbors act like zombies after a flying saucer lands in his back yard.

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MY BODY IS READY!

I altered the pasta just a touch by adding a link to the movie trailer and also will tag new episodes from now on. Let me know if you like the changes

Holy shit, a 1980s movie on Svengoolie?

it's the 1986 remake and not the original?

ABSOLUTELY BASED MY BODY IS READY POSTER-SAN!

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Too bad he isn't doing a double feature with Lifeforce. Boob kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=EsV7TuNMr5M

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Happens occasionally. Usually terrible made for TV movies.

Yep

The original will be restored soon. I hope. For many years some woman had rights to it and despite promises she never did anything with it. The entire saga is on Classic Horror Film Board (maybe one of the oldest surviving discussion boards on the internet). Basically the legal situation is complicated.

DIDYAKNOW SVENGOOLIE:
Svengoolie appeared on the Gay Bob Briggs streaming "show" last night during their Night of the Living Dead "broadcast."

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the original is getting a bluray release soon!

don't steal my stolen pics, jamal!

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I better dump them before Jamal does it

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interesting. thanks user

METV is so kino bros. Love waking early in the morning to watch leave it to beaver while eating breakfast. Those Cleavers sure are a great loving family.

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I love this one, I call it "Chinsgoolie"

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My multicultural diversity checked body is ready

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jealous gay bob meets a real horror host!

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>India
I throw chickens for she

this is the last one I have on me from last night

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some dude's fake comic cover art print he kept whoring out on twitter last night

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I need to check out what happened. Maybe someone else inherited the rights. There are two versions of the movie one added an additional scene but fucked up the ending so the original theatrical version is better. I also hope they release the music because it's one of the most unique and haunting scores of 50s sci fi.

Where can I get a stream of this broadcast?

shudder.com

they have free trials you can use

someone needs to rip out the sven bits for us

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i wish i'd known sven was on squinty bob last night. i might have actually watched for once

check it
ignite-films.com/en-us/products/invaders-from-mars

Sven on the old man rambles about things he thinks he remembers show

what a time to be alive

Finally a decent copy. It's such an underrated film even they always showed clips from it in all documentaries I'm sure a lot of people dismissed it.
>Restored segments in 2K of the Alternate International Version
So the focus will be on the theatrical version. Good.

if you bros are having problems with the Stream tonight, you can hit up try.frndlytv.com/ and do their free trial to watch it smoother. you can pause the streambros stream and still bullshit with us in the live chat or on here

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help me make my burrito, bros

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guys my sven tumbler came in but I'm too lazy to go to the mailbox to get it

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that price tag is so rough, though!

fuck svengoolie

brown rice
black beans
chicken
cheese
salsa verde
sour cream on the side

have you tried the pollo asado? I was wondering how it is

Apparently this movie lead to the first hysterical UFO abduction stories from easily influenced idiots. The aliens here are the inspiration for the gray aliens decades before Close Encounters cam out.

The 1953 film that is

Sven sez: Tonight's movie might be too spoopy for younger viewers!!

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ikr, bad enough it's not black and white! The only exceptions is Gargoyles

5 Orders of Steak and 1 order of Spicy Guac to get things moving.

PUNISH
YOUR
TOILET

>Flying credits
Oh yeah, this is going to be good.

It's an interesting chronology of events because I see a lot of potential suspects. Usually experts mention an episode of Outer Limits or one episode of The Twilight Zone both of which featured a Gray-type of an alien but before that we had an alien that resembled the Gray in Earth vs. the Flying Saucers from 1956 and The Killers from Space (1954 if I remember) had an abduction scene.

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say that to my face in nigeria not online and see what happens

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no, it' looked like it had extra cilantro and i'm not a big fan

Hopefully this ends some of the Joe vs. Sven shittalk here

This kid's mom is hot.

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Yeah, Laraine Newman is top-tier vintagefu

kino

Laraine Newman was on SNL for FIVE YEARS!

She later hosted her own short-lived movie host show named "The Canned Movie Festival."

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ok i went and got my sven tumbler from the mailbox going BIG on ice waters tonight

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Back basics for my dinner tonight. Meat and potatoes meat and potatoes meat and potatoes.

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is MeTV the whitest channel on the air

Sven has a store?

should've let those potatos cook a little longer, buddeh

cool! drink more watah, buddeh!

no, that's the Hallmark channel

looks very comfy

Looking like a good one tonight. Really enjoying the imagery. Lotta soul went into this film.

yes and it only accepts personal checks

How would you describe him?

finally some 80's kino

oh you!

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Karen Black looked pretty good in the 60s

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Big Nurse doesn't appreciate your shenanigans, David Gardner.

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DIDYAKNOW Svengoolie:
Svengoole won the Rondo Award for Favorite Horror Host of 2021! Beating out Blow Joe Biggs and other chumps not being broadcasted to a wide audience.

rondoaward.com/rondoaward.com/blog/

she has a hot little box

And that 'all growed up' line was Laraine as Baby Doll from B:TAS!

Yea Forums loves those Druish girls

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Thanks for the fact Sven. Would’ve never known and got a chuckle out of me.

What's with this meme of parents not taking their kids seriously or getting mad at them when the kid says he saw an alien or ghost? If I had a son and he was hysterical like that my ass would be out of bed butt ass naked with my AR15 and flashlight jogging around my yard looking for greys. I've waited to battle aliens or spooks for a long ass time and am not going to disregard anyone who says they seriously saw one