I've just marathoned the first 15 minutes of this when does it get good? One of the worst flicks ive seen at this point

I've just marathoned the first 15 minutes of this when does it get good? One of the worst flicks ive seen at this point.

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Half a hour in and turning it off. It's pure shit.

It doesn’t. It’s retarded for pretty much the entire runtime. The only people who like it are contrarians and coomers.

It's because you saw it sober
>Spriiiiiiing Breaaaaaaaak

Incels don’t get it

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ah yes a gang of boring basic bitches if i wanted to watch porn id load up a porn website

>sprang breaaaaak
>sprang break.... foreva
>repeat x200
The entire movie.

when will hollywood get over themselves and start producing porn? i want to see what can be done with a $200M budget

Your aren't supposed to actually watch it you idiot, your just supposed to jerk to their tummies, cleavage and legs in the group photos.

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I don't see the point in a $200m porno. Most women wouldnt watch and most men would turn it off after they cum 10 minutes in.

watch the brittany spears scene

Just start jacking off faggot.

>assume its shallow coomerbait from the promo material
>its actually kino

It’s a social commentary on degenerate lifestyles and it’s consequences.

It’s kino and and if you get it, you get it. If not, Stick with marvel movies.

Apart from my wife, Hudgens, it's terrible.

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the point is to make a good movie with real actors and full blown sex scenes so people will want to pay for it.

It's worth watching just for Rachel

cum titty cum

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this

i would never pay to watch porn
and sex would distract from the narrative

oh no don't hold me down while you make out with each other oh no ahhhh haha

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Bro you got filtered

Funny how many people get filtered by this movie. If you partied in college or have ever been to Florida, this movie will resonate with you.

Do not post my wife, pls.

Her sister has some stonkers

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I'm not from the USA. Parties in my country are about getting to know people, not vapid drug use and creepy expressions of sexuality.

Explain

>marathoned the first 15 minutes
I hate millennials

Is her sister a good actress too?

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la goblina

It's a movie about going to hell.

so hell is just a boring flick?

pretty sure you have fallen for bait. i've seen a few of these "i bingewatched the first half of this movie" threads

I reject your hypothesis.

you have to go back. you need to be 18 to post here. you have to lurk for at least two years

actress?

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The movie is shit, you just watch it for the girls

i reject your hypothesis. its not about hell. its not about anything. just a modern exploitation flick with hollow empty characters and no noteworthy story

There are some indicators in the plot that it is.

list 10

Actress, yes.

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1. Selena Gomez's character is named Faith and she's the only one who wisens up and leaves

That's the only one I can remember

and model

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But either way, the film is aesthetically displeasing on purpose. A lot of dudebro types went to see the movie when it came out and got filtered, too. It was pretty much a troll on Harmony Korine's part.

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korine deleted the best scene from the movie so fuck him.

Post more Hudgenses

I think it's actually the worst I've ever seen, so it never gets good, really.

nice "wife" you have there. disgusting.

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literally me

her tummy is looking delectable there

You don’t go to parties. Not fun ones, at least. Enjoy “getting to know someone” I’m gonna drink 8 beers and cum in an 18 year old.

ok

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Thank you.

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Getting to know people includes drinking (and a lot more than 8 coors lights), drugs, and also includes sexual intimacy. But not obnoxiously exposing ones genitals to leering crowds. The impression I get of the USA from movies like Spring Breakers is that they are plastic people with no sense of humor. And your post merely serves to reinforce that by your shallow conception of fun.

I wonder what her favourite Iron Maiden album is.

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DAMN

You wouldn’t get it.

I got it. Young people in the USA have no attention span, a distorted view of reality, and no soul.