No cap Jerry! He FUNGED my tokens fr!

>No cap Jerry! He FUNGED my tokens fr!

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George would be the one to transition cause he wants to date a lesbian

>You're telling me that George is a TransTRENDER?!?!

Jerry get sex change

Pick one.

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He'd fake it to get into ladies' night at the bar. Kramer would go all the way and then regret it the day after.

Supreme is zoomer shit.

Why does every stereotype for a generation have to be so embarrassing?

Nothing zoomers do is or will be more cringe than those emo millennial faggots circa 2007 who wore skinny jeans, had flippy bangs and had lip piercings.

This one is already dated.

Emo's had soul
Besides, emo-culture was better for effeminate guys than becoming trannies is

Supreme started in the 90s, and that pic is like 10 years old before zoomers had an identity

to be fair, this whole generation thing is a complete spook,
zoomer, boomer, millenial, z, all buzzwords, people are infinitelly different from each other with infinite number of factors that make them.

>Emo's had soul
Bullshit. Their whole shtick was being whiney and rejects of society. Distinctly fucking soulless.

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Based

that's exactly what gave it soul

>What do you mean you cut it off?
>That's right Jerry, lopped it right off!
>Kramer why would you do that!?
>I'm a woman now Jerry! Women don't have one of those!
>Yeah because that one thing is the only difference between a man and a woman.
>You better watch out Jerry, you can get cancelled for saying something like that.

>I screenshitted lol

>Emo's had soul
No lol
>Besides, emo-culture was better for effeminate guys than becoming trannies is
Fair enough

Nigger, I was 18 when Supreme got massive, I'm now 30.

George has genuinely weird psychosexual hang-ups that pop up in the show a lot. He'd fit the coomer to troon pipeline perfectly. Only challenge is he's not really an incel, he was getting laid constantly.

Supreme bleeds into zoomers only because all the millennial eceleb they watched wore it.

>Emo's had soul

Only a fucking zoomer has nostalgia for the 00s. It sucked and we knew it sucked.
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>Kramerica industries gets a massive contract to produce covid tests. Tests end up just showing positive on any common cold.
>George becomes a simp for a streamer, everyone tells George that its actually a dude.
>Elaine marches at a woman's march, but then trannies complain/take it over and Elaine becomes a TERF.
>Jerry gets cancelled after making tame jokes of the 3 situations above at one of his stand up routines.

I mean you give Elaine a nose ring and i'd fuck her.

emo did not have soul
t. former emo

>le rawr XD

nah nigga

All of my emo mates from highschool are now women.
Take me back bros

do zoomers say 'fr' as in 'eff arr' or 'ffrr' or just say 'for real'

?

they mumble it so you can barely understand what they're saying. it's cool to talk like you're doing background vocals for a migos song

you say like 'fuhreh fuhreh'

That kramer is kino

bingo
generation labels are a spook
it's just retarded autistic faggots who can't function in life without having neat little buckets to group everything in so they can think easily

eff arr or fuhrea

>no trips
rawr xD look at this fag :3

midwit take. theyre still useful labels for grouping broad populations of people

>it's just retarded autistic faggots who can't function in life without having neat little buckets to group everything in so they can think easily
this is literally how the human minds works user...

"Beautiful day we're having, isn't it?"

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That Elaine always gets me rock hard and need to jerk off

>it's natural therefore it's good

brainless alert

Sorry to hear you have autism, user.

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Ah the 90s, when people dressed normal and not like try hard faggots that have to be ready for an instagram shot every second of their lives.

>he doesnt use tropes and stereotypes to optimize his thinking
ngmi

kind of like how you're a massive faggot so I can optimize my response to you

I talk with some of the zoomers at my local gym and they are teaching me their vocab. They do actually say for real for real, deadass, bet, and many more phrases. I still don’t full get “bet” as an expression since they aren’t betting money. I have also been having them take the 8values political test and they have all been centrists but hate faggots and trannys and still laugh when I say nigger or show them a offensive jpg

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>George has genuinely weird psychosexual hang-ups that pop up in the show a lot.
Like what?

>It
>IT?
off
>OFF

watch the show

Spoonfeed me, faggot

Among other things he freaks out about being a grower to the point of screaming at partners about it and not a shower and can't have sex without eating at the same time.

>I think it moved
The male masseuse made him question his sexuality.

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Read it in their voices

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>Jerry, ya gotta delete that tweet!
>Why, Elaine? Why should my constitutional rights be denied because a couple of losers on Twitter are too sensitive?
>They'll cancel you, Jerry?
>Canceled?
>Yes! HASHTAG canceled!
>Hashtagged?
>YES!
>But I don't wanna be canceled!

He dated that chick that looked just like Jerry and only bailed when she got a butch haircut. He also dated that woman that refused to break up with him, then 'cheated' on her with a woman that didn't want to fuck George so early in their 'affair' so he essentially ended up as a sub for 2 women. Dude was a fucking weirdo.

Oh shit this nigga older than a millennial

If the Modern Seinfeld twitter account hadn't been inactive since 2015 it would be having a field day today.

>all of them reasonably attractive/average looking
>george is just fat, short, and ugly, with a troon hairline

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