That 90s Show

Why do some women choose to fuck golems bros

pissed at their dads

It’s weird that it’s the ‘90s Show when original ran during the ‘90s

One of his accusers is the wife of At The Drive-In/The Mars Volta lead singer. He said that after she came out with the allegations they were harassed by Scientologists, along with people throwing poisoned meat over their fence at night. One dog died and the other came close

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>Netflix
>No Hyde

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lol damn pedowood must really be struggling for content

>How much you wanna bet Eric and Donna are divorced and depressed?
If you have watched any sitcom sequels (The Conners, Fuller House, etc.) it is a guarantee they are all depressed. I bet $100 before T9S is cancelled 3 seasons in, the show will rush to get Jackie and Kelso, and Donna and Eric back together, though Jackie and Eric should be endgame.

Hyde sucks as an adult watching

Oh, and Hyde is either dead or in prison.

I wish my brosbhad my back like a scientologist does for the famous members.

Hyde was the worst friend, he was a piece of shit and always undermining his friends.

Knee-jerk reaction is to say Fez, but at least he was apparent with his creepiness. Hyde was a snake in the grass.

>throwing poisoned meat into my yard with my dogs

Those would be some dead fucking cultists. And I'd definitely be going to prison because there's no good way to explain to a judge/jury why all the bullet wounds were originally nonlethal, but were obviously stretched and deepened by some sort of large phallic object.

Yup, he is pretty sad too. First girl he bangs hes willing to leave it all for.

>Jackie and Eric should be endgame.
???

So, not millennial teenagers, but boomers on their 30s working?
So no skate, no colorful clothing, no school routine kino?
What's the point?

Jackie is with fez at the end of that 70s show.

How come none of their acting careers really took off after the show ended? Ashton Kutcher had the most success, but even his career fizzled out.

>They can rape my wife but not my heckin doggerinos!

This is the problem with the west

His parents are the leads

Everyone other than Red sucks as an adult.
Fez was pretty cool at first but as the seasons went on they didn't know what to do with him so they made him a sex obsessed rapist.

I hope jackie is rich again from something super stupid

>Where's Hyde?
>He's hyde-ing!
>*uproarious laughter*

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>Netflix
Already dead

There was a tron 2?

I still like kelso

I really hope its not about their kids

That 70's show was never funny. Nothing is funny. Existence is futile

I doubt Jackie and Fez lasted more than a few months. Since Kunis and Kutcher are together irl, it's inevitable.

why do people act surprised that not every sitcom actor has a massive movie career later? The Office, FRIENDS, Seinfeld, people always ask "why didn't ___ have a bigger career when their show ended?"

maybe they're the norm and Will Smith, George Clooney, etc are the exception?

Mila Kunis had her shot but made too many bombs. I think people realized they were all pretty shitty actors

In the case of Jeanette, her mom. Research where Mormon's think black people came from.

>that 90s show
>in 1979 they were canonically 17
>in 1990 they're aged up to 45-50
Yeah that makes a lot of sense...

They should just make it like the Simpsons and they never leave the 70's

Deadbass

it will be 1999, i hope.

This made me chuckle tho

They said it starts im 95'. I think it could actually do well

>premiered in 98, set in 76 at the beginning
>modern equivalent would be set in 2000

>the 2009's show
>Eric is a moderate democrat politician
>Fez turned in to a not so sussecefull actor
>Aston still a cop, republican
>jackie is some ex of some rich guy and a Karen
>Donna works for a tech company or something
>hyde is unempoyled, still lives in erics basement and posts on /pol/, Yea Forums and Yea Forums
Dona's father is filthy rich

Most popular shows have at least one cast member who breaks away and become a huge movie star. I'd say that Seinfeld is probably the biggest exception.

who cares

>Kelso get sued for downloading Metallica albums off Napster

>bottom middle
>bottom right
Fucking KEK

people are going to act like this is "catch" when in reality all these fags have dead careers. laura prepon literally has a youtube channel. the show doesn't need them, they need the show to stay relevant.

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Based. I got a letter in the mail for downloading I Disappear and Whiskey in a Jar saying they were going to sue me for like 500k. I was like 12 years old and my dad almost threw the computer out the window

only the first two seasons of that 70s show are funny so this will probably be shit

Didn’t Kunis lie about her age and was working illegally on the show? I always heard her first ever kiss was with Kutcher and she was like 15. Surprised they got married later

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>who cares i consoom any and everythign because im a spineless faggot

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They're gonna kill off Kelso my having him fall off the water tower

>Netflix
It’s over before it even started

>Netflix

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The second me and my scientology bros saw you coming, we'd slap the shit out of your fat-ass.

They’re just older

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woah dude you are pretty badass

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That 70s show is one of my favorite shows ever. This will be terrible, surely pozzed as fuck like the final seasons of 70s were.

Also
>no Hyde
Not watching.

That makes it sound like the original cast are going to be the main characters. Here's your real cast bro
>la abominacion de la atrocidad

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Yeah she was

>the 90s are now longer ago from now than the 70s were when That 70s Show was live
I pray for death every night.