Imagine selling your soul for some butter

It's stupid because if you actually believed in the devil then you automatically know that you're better off just dying and going to heaven

She probably believed she was dammed at that point anyway.

Shut up nigger

I'd sell my soul to lick her butter

why are reactionary rightoid chuds unable to perceive artistry or nuance?

>t. brainlet

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these whores love it

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Except you can just repent..

>2 guys, both serial killers and rapists get shot
>first guy repents to jesus before he bleeds out
>second guy bled out unconscious
>only first guy gets to go to heaven
christianity is nonsense

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shitfuck indeed.

King Harlaus would sell the entirety of Praven for a bit of butter.

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more grease for Hellfire

>Why yes I do bring up /Pol/ all the time without warning.

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I would sell my soul to the devil for Anya to hit me with a chair once.

You sell yourself short

>Tasty as fuck
'murican edumahcashun.

shit BUSSIN fr fr nocap

For repentance to work, you have to truly regret what you did.

>allow baby brother to be kidnapped
>seduce younger brother like a whore
>kill your own mom
>just repent bro god is nice lol
Do Christians really?

I'd sell my soul to creampie prime Anya

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not according to retarded 16-17th century protestantism

She didn't seduce him, come on now.

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she seduced me lol

>that smirk
she knew what she was doing

Anya would be better off eating some butter lately goddamn bitch its called food you should try it

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No

For real. She's starting to scare me. Eat a sandwich, Anya. Put some of that Witch-Split era baby fat back on. For Yea Forums.

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she used to be so grabbable...

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you think she looks better as an anorexic skeleton? You're either a woman trying to gaslight prettier woman than you into ruining themsevles or you have phenomenally shit taste

I just finished the new peaky blinders and she looked way too thin in that

take me back bros ;_;

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>living the trad life in 17th century America
cringe
>selling soul for butter
based
>selling soul to live DELICIOUSLY
SCHWAY!

what went so wrong? She was perfect in Thoroughbreds

Where did it all go wrong?

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Is it true she chain smokes?

forgot pic

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We should write her a letter with an accompanying sandwich. I'm thinking something with a lot of meats like prosciutto and mortadella, some sliced olives and swiss cheese

women always smirk like that if they catch you mirin as long as you aren't ugly, then it's creepy

Imagine a job where you just get to make Anya Italian sandwiches until she's back to that ideal grabbable weight again...god life is so cruel to let us dream impossible dreams.

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I like term grabbable actually, never seen that before. Can a girl even be cute if she's not grabbable

fucking ruined goddammit. why do they always go vegan and destroy their youthful good looks
she was pretty good in that chess show. acting was good too faggot ass mods stop banning me just for literally saying shit you don't like ITS ALL Yea Forums RELATED AND NOT AGAINST THE RULES YOU STUPID FAGGOT TRANNY KEKS

our company will be called Architectural Cuisine. We provide target based weight gain in a gradual, healthy pace but it's essential we are present whenever she eats and we get to hangout after. We'll be totally non-profit which just means we can give ourselves ludicrous salaries out of all the donations we get
goddamn that's a cute photo I haven't seen that one before

when a young debutante style bitch becomes the it girl then she is wined and dined by the worlds most elite chads who sap her of her precious bodily fluids similar to how a spider drains a fly. same thing happened to lohan, to thorne, to spears

Imagine if she lost that weight by doing deadlifts so heavy she pissed herself.

Women generally look better skinny and her face looks better gaunt. She's far from anorexic. She's fine as is.

that is the one sin God does not forgive

never give your opinion on aesthetics
embarrassing

I have a theory the Queens Gambit fucked her up. There was that sequence where her character hits rock bottom and smokes and drinks a lot, fucks up her appearance.
Anya only started her massive weight loss after that show

yeah thats the problem bitch. memento mori or get wasted

that is me when I see any woman, even 60 years old granny

How do I fuck a witch?

Her having an alien face just makes it better

BUT HER

cute ayy lmao

with a stick. they have teeth in their vaginas to bite your cock off. put a stick in there so they break their teath

its a /fit/ranny meme women dont piss themselves qhile doing deadlifts

Some do, are you stupid? Women have weaker control of their bladders than men do. They can pee themselves much easier when under physical stress

> Architectural Cuisine
Based. I laughed. Yeah, that would be the ideal occupation.

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what do you think she's doing right now bros

Rubbing her toes and giggling while reading this thread.

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