One ticket for.... Uh

What if Nolan directed Barbie

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>YOU BETTAH NOT WATCH ME FOCKIN MOVIE
>YOU WILL WATCH THE BAHBIE MOVIE WITH HER BIPOC BOYFRIEND
>BY ORDAH OF THE PEAKY FUCKIN STINKERS I WILL BLOW ME FOCKIN BRAINS OUT IF YOU BUY A TICKET FOR MY MOVIE

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He invented method for mass batch rice krispy recipe

>Barbie
So is it gonna one of those le subversion movies where Ken is a wifebeater alcoholic and Barbie has STEM degree?

what if greta gerwig directed OPPENHEIMER?

Goose is in Barbie. The choice is obvious.

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invented the first rice cooker

This never fails to make me laugh

nolan is a hack

>ryan gosling as ken
You know where I'll be.

True, I'd see barbie before I saw some retarded sad scientist
Nope see above

>3 tickets to Barbie, please

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>heterosexual men
Left
>transgender women
Right

kek

Looking forward to seeing Cillian Murphy as Barbie

No one here is old enough to recognize this, user.

Oppenheimer: fag shit masquerading as kino
Barbie: kino masquerading as fag shit

>Wait a bloody second... a single PoC died in the nuclear detonation?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OIM GONNA FOOKIN BLAOW ME 'ED OFF!!!

I don't think they compete for the same audience.Then again, little girls might be into Oppenheimer more than we know.

Plenty of little girls are into Cillian Murphy

Thematically they are similar

I’m 30

This but the exact opposite.

Kek

>Melting plastic. It's fantastic.

I can see two movies in the same day. It is one of my many talents.

28, that song was one of the shit i listened to all the time when i was a kid.

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Four tickets for The Marvels, please.

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nigger I'm a zoomer bitches played that song all the time on ActiveWorlds

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Barbie has that Legally Blonde vibe going on there, so I'd choose that. Nolan isn't a trustworthy director.

This show looks so fucking shit. What's the deal with it? I've long since learned to never watch anything on the BBC.

breddy gud fampai

based and check'd

Left has the shang chi guy. I hate him.

it's great but I dunno why; last season is kino

Robbie needs bigger tits.

Troons hate Nolan

jesus christ my sides.

>Sounds jewish
he was
>what did he do?
make nukes

what's the point if she's gonna be a tiny person

Why'd the other guy get all the (you)s? Have an upvote

A big Marvel movie releases like a week later. These will just end up as "oh yeah those happened" when people watch it on streaming later.

too verbose and no dubs

Fucking kek

ZOG v ZOG

I'm watching neither.

Fair

He invented Oppen Gangnam Style

Awkwardheimer

sounds like kinos back on the menu.