Anyone tried their experiment?

>oh boy! another fucking druk thread! lets get some things out of the way
-there are at least 5 other druk threads on the catalog 24/7
-OP knows this full well and probably posted in every single one of them
-the goal here is not to start discussion about the movie but to create interest in it by spamming it and make it look like its becoming board culture, thats why they have to maximize the amount of times its seen by making infinite threads
-this is textbook shilling, whether theyre a viral marketing firm or just a discord
-mods wont do shit about it, it happened with The Boys and it just happened with Dune and it ruins the board
-Mads is a handsome, wealthy actor pretending to be drunk, you look homeless when you go on gas station alcohol benders
-You live in America where you will be arrested for public intoxication
-You aren't drinking alcohol in some grand flash mob or surrounded by people who adore you, you are a fucking loser drinking in the dark by yourself

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>sitting alone in the bar, facing the wall and just drinking beer
yup, it's DRUK time

9 Moosehead Canadian Lagers

How does that taste?

Sober and gay

I'm trying it right now
I don't have a BAC meter and I can't afford to stay druk for more than 2 days but I'm doing my best

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oh boy! another fucking druk thread! lets get some things out of the way
-there are at least 5 other druk threads on the catalog 24/7
-OP knows this full well and probably posted in every single one of them
-the goal here is not to start discussion about the movie but to create interest in it by spamming it and make it look like its becoming board culture, thats why they have to maximize the amount of times its seen by making infinite threads
-this is textbook shilling, whether theyre a viral marketing firm or just a discord
-mods wont do shit about it, it happened with The Boys and it just happened with Dune and it ruins the board
-Mads is a handsome, wealthy actor pretending to be drunk, you look homeless when you go on gas station alcohol benders
-You live in America where you will be arrested for public intoxication
-You aren't drinking alcohol in some grand flash mob or surrounded by people who adore you, you are a fucking loser drinking in the dark by yourself

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I was druk and met a girl on the bus on my way hone yesterday
she invited me to her apartment and I we listened to Velvet Underground and Kinks songs
It was nice. I had a good day.

Drukchads, even when we lose we win

>go to a bar
>one white russian please
>small or big
>big i guess
>he pours a litre of milk into a glass with some liquor
>25 dollars please
>t-thanks
>unstoppable farting for 6 hours

I don't even drink and have never seen this movie but this makes me kek every time

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In the movie the guy's wife fucks another man and at the end of the film the guy decides to get back with his whore wife

how the fuck do you do it? moment I drink one beer everyone comments on my breath

>Start drinkin like 11AM, warm up with some beers maybe a cheeky Voda with unflavoured soda and a splash o cran/grape mix
>get kind of druk tired while playin Atilla Total War, just kind of nap at my desk for like 20 min.
>Transfer to bed , wake up like 5pm kinda feelin shit. whoops.
>Break out the big guns time: Kraken n Coke
>1 hour of hyper motivation, back to the atilla game i left on enthusiastic and carefully crafting my strategy to FUCK these huns
>Start getting a bit too druk, difficult to focusing and concentrating on game.
> just watching videos and shit on second monitor
>I am become druk
>need to find social outlet, boot up CS:Source zombie survival and start mic spamming as some stupid character with stupid accent (alhamdulilah)
>Overdruk now, ran out of cokes, mouth feelin too sugary
>game is going in background but I am laying on my back next to desk just staring at ceiling
>OK OK, get up make tea or something
>boil water in kettle
>forget about kettle before it finishes just go lay in bed with laptop on chest chad stance
>Pass out: 5AM

>repeat 7x

WHAT A LIFE

Just got out of the hospital for detox, AMA, it was interesting

what was your daily intake @ what bodymass/weight

3 Steel Reserve 42 ounces at a minimum, plus more if I was bored
5'9. I've always been partial to booze but the last 6 months has gotten out of control, I went from 150 to 195

you mean the chronic drunk is a flawed character? crazy!

meant for soz im drunk

Druk Cuk

drink vodka

Vodka + dark coffee is literally undetectable

Gin and soda (fuck tonic water)

>Yea Forums favourite film
>mc wife is literally the blowjob machine of town

LMAO!

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Do drukers really?

Just eat or take mouthwash
Avoid vodka, the smell is the strongest and last forever
Usually wine almost don't smell so i would recommend that

bros, i can't get druk no matter how much i drink, any advices?

One cool thing is that they literally kept giving me Lorazepam and Chlordiazepoxide constantly, so I was fucking high as shit. I remember the social worker coming in to talk to me and I kept forgetting what basic words meant. I got to sleep for like 3 days and now my finals are pushed back potentially indefinitely!

Whatcha drinking there partner

I swear on my life, dark plain coffee literally kills the smell of vodka, you can only really get it from the vapor right up against the container

what are you drinking?

Uh oh, I feel like im not that far off from this level. I always thought alcoholics were drinking massive levels.
I feel like I can still just stop drinking but im definitely brain fogged all day and feel kind of shitty until that first drink.
When do you know detox is the only option?
Were you functioning? Still driving and shit?

you can, do a drinking game for every shitty Yea Forums thread you see, you'll get fruk in no time

WHAT A FUCKING LIFE SIRS
What are you DRUKchads watching/drinking today?

Detox is always an option, and the brain fog sneaks up on you quick, after a couple banana bags and 3 days sober I literally feel like the guy from limitless compared to before.
Yeah, I was driving, but I drove buzzed a lot and was missing a lot of class and school. Plus my liver is basically screaming at me according to my bloodwork.
If your toes or fingers start turning a slight purple-red, that means your kidneys are having trouble

Pic related, it's you.

you are so fucking mad lel

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WHAT A LIFE

Its better than you'd expect. Kind of like spicy milk.

Does detox speed up the process (to 3 days)? I might just try a week and see where im at. I've done that before and really just didnt feel that different always kind of fogged. Maybe i am safe and its just the depression or whatever.

WHAT A LIFE

It takes on average 3-4, the benzos just mitigate the bad side effects of withdrawal. If you can I'd recommend naltrexone or librium depending on your doc.
DO NOT GET ATIVAN OR XANAX, they will fuck you up worse than the liquor

this poster is the best ad for drinking you could ever make

impossible

Never really thinked about it, you're probably right

thx for the tips (ex)druk bro
Good luck for your future

Likely vodka-y milk

gonna go the club soon bros, wish me luck

>not drinking and shitposting with your drukbros
You better come back with a good story to tell at least

Drinking and shitposting with drukbros is such a comfy way to spend the day.
WHAT A LIFE!

need to clean the kitchen still but I've got a couple bottles of red in the cupboard that I'll open whilst I'm cooking dinner. then I'll put a kino on and be back here later on in the night most likely.

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Bros why is it that I am the king of druk in my immediate friend circle but sometimes even a single beer will cause a massive migraine for me almost immediately after?
I slam cocktails and shots just fine and copiously.
other days i can start my beer druk at 10am and keep going until late night at a steady pace (american light beers)

Dehydration and/or vitamin/mineral deficiency. You should get your levels checked bro.

Worst part of a hospital detox is they only let you have liquid food and no water

is that lipids or metabolic?

dualdiagnosis.org/alcohol-addiction/wet-brain/

BENEFITS OF DRUKPOSTING:
>Free, more money to spend on alcohol
>No driving required
>Make new frens
>druk