"It’s such a sadness that you think you’ve seen a film on your fucking telephone. Get real."

i took a TM course, it’s just meditation. didn’t seem any more or less scammier than any other new age thing

not really. you'll never get the full experience of a real film from a tiny screen and a shitty speaker. the only difference is that now almost all media is meant to be consumed while halfway paying attention and forgotten about hours later so it doesn't really apply anymore.

>Is he right?
Yes. Also it's Friday bros.

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a true kinosseur

i bought off itunes and watched lost highway on my ipod nano over the course of about 8 bus trips to school in 2009

I saw American History X this way

Didnt this hypocrite faggot shot a whole movie with an iPhone or something?

>YOU WONT EXPERIENCE A MOVIE WITHOUT LE THEATER EXPERIENCE
it's crazy to me how much Yea Forums hates jews yet will always fall for their bullshit. theaters have been obsolete for years now, and it's been confirmed for me when I went to see the batman. whole time I couldn't stop thinking how I'd rather be at home smoking on my bed watching it on my tv. there simply isn't a real reason to go to a theater anymore besides maybe for a special kino you want to see that won't be streaming for a while

This was in the 2000s so it was a more understandable position then. That said I watched all 3 Bourne movies under my bedsheets on my video iPod and that was one of my best film viewing experiences ever.

Phone screens are too small and they rob you of the experience and atmosphere. Ideal is a good home theater set up. I think watching on a computer is acceptable but not ideal. If your only option is a phone you might as well not even watch at all.

>didn't this hypocrite do something completely different to what he's criticizing?

Can you go into as much detail, user? Us poorfags want pure bliss consciousness too

>If your only option is a phone you might as well not even watch at all.

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No it was a camcorder

Yes, of course he is. What kind of a stupid question is that?

Happy Friday brehs

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Zoomer thread
They're probably wearing their muzzles indoors while typing their garbage opinions

I watched Fire walk with me on my phone while hungover and high as shit on a bunch of pills
no desire to watch it again as it was such a miserable movie

>3" screen
>Shit speakers
>Brightness cranked up
>Holding it in your hand all shaky
>Wifi, Bluetooth, NFC, gps, 4G all turned on

Lunch is right.

He's an overrated faggot who makes le quirky movies for pseuds to masturbate to

you are one naive idiot to believe he doesnt realize anything
an actual seat is 1000000$, its a scientology spinoff as he was friends with Hubbard

Its just a form of meditation based around a specific personal “mantra” you focus on to help the meditation process. All of TMs teachings can be learned online for free, so the classes they try to get you into for cash are scammy. Its california shit, meditation is nice though I just have never had the discipline to do it regularly.

I remember after hearing that fucking retard say that shit, I started watching films and shows on my phone. Not only was I still immersed, not only was it entertainment-on-the-go, but it made me enjoy movies without having to be bogged down by a whole setup. I just used nice headphones.

Fuck Lynch. He can't even make a mainstream movie that's worth anything. He's too busy with his faggy webcam weather reports. Get real

you literally didn't really watch any of those films. you were like a monkey not being able to appreciate the entire thing

i watched your movies on my phone fight me david lynch

Tfw i watched his camcorder movie on my phone. Never got past 20 min

sometimes on long train rides i put on no retreat, no surrender or snake in the eagles shadow where i basically would just need the audio to envision the movie in my mind because i saw them too much

To this day one of my favourite ever film watching experiences was watching Stalker for the first time in bed at night on my iPod touch

The full experience is just his faggot ass begging you to go to the theater so they can Jew you, and his movie looks better profit wise. He's dumb as shit to say it when phones have good resolutions now, just goes to show he's out of touch.

resolution is scam bullshit

I don't think it changes the point at all but this was 2007 to be fair. You had no excuse then, now it's just choosing convenienc over quality viewing.

>can be learned online for free
Where?

FoV is FoV, boomer.

He's right. Phoneniggers get the rope.

based

>Its just a form of meditation based around a specific personal “mantra” you focus on to help the meditation process.
They teach you this in like the first 30 pages of The Cloud of Unknowing. People pay for this shit?

I don't know about you guys but I appreciate David Lynch as a unique individual very much.

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its got a sort of pyramid scheme attached, people pay for buildings to teach that shit (and earn their $$$)

I'd like to fuck Laura Dern

The two cinemas in my town both keep the lightbulb in the projector on a low setting because cinema-owners believe this extends the lifespan of the equipment and saves money in the long-term. This has been their practice for over ten years. The result is that every film is too fucking dark, and this is fatal to a film like Star Trek Beyond where many scenes are set in outer space, or a film like The Raid which has a dark grey colour palette. The loss of visual quality means that the experience is probably not much better than watching on a phone, where you can at least see things at the correct colour levels.

She's so awkward and cute in that speech

Most phones are now close to 6 inches or more, have decent speakers, and HDR support

yeah
she was hot in inland empire

Transcendental meditation is legit but the organization is a scam. You don't need someone to teach you how to meditate and you definitely don't need a super special magic mantra that costs $1000

The free version of the Headspace app teaches you everything you need to know in 5 sessions. It doesn't need an institution.

>app
Never gonna make it.

Go to sleep David

and that's 100% true but also means their projectors are fucking ancient and will cost a fortune to replace the bulbs for.

You will never properly meditate if you're tying your meditative state to a digital cage.

It's just guided meditation. It's extremely common for beginners.

>HDR on a phone
Lmao Jesus theyre so desperate to shove that artificial shit in.

Lynch is a communist?

David took the digital pill after years of saying film is the only way

Meditation is a part of every culture and every religion. It's a very human and normal thing to do. Even the biggest fedora tippers will admit it can be useful for a healthy mind.