Be autistic (duh)

Not for the new viewer discovering the show for the first time. It sets a terrible precedent for other long deceased shows and movies to return after multiple decades which functions to destroy the wonderful world that was established in the original work.

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coffee and piefags getting BTFO will never not amuse me

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based

Based

>hmm i want to start watching a show
>in the third season
do zoomies really?

>muh cawfee
>muh pie
dougie gets both throughout the show, you stupid faggot

How did you extrapolate that from my post? I clearly meant people starting from season one and ending on three.

>muh cawfee
>muh pie
?? Neither of these food items were mentioned. Season three defenders appear to be delusional.

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>nooo a reboot can't be different
faggot it's only shit when it's different from a big studio instead of the og creator (nuWars, female ghostbusters etc), a good reboot should be different but from the same creator so it's within a single contained vision.

I just wish Twin Peaks didn't shit the bed in season 2 and remained on air and actually got to be the slice of life episodic type of show it was always meant to be with many seasons. I wish the mystery surrounding Laura Palmer always stayed a mystery.

Twin Peaks past season 1 is garbage and the show in general is extremely overrrated.

How does he act? Never seen the show. What do i do to manipulate people like him?

>nooo a reboot can't be different
Never said this, loser...

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like a demented retard child

HEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Season 3 is such garbage
like original twin peaks, its somewhat of a parody of your usual soap opera of that time, before becoming exactly what it parodied mid season 2.

The Return is basically taking it to a new extreme where its also a take on modern TV shows with extreme violence and themes that made the "comfy and cozy" twin peaks turn into a pile of shit.

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Lunched.

GemboI kneel

Brunched as fuck

THE
RETURN
IS
NOT
CANON

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lotta people getting lynched ITT

you for example

Dougie got the bitches wet

S3 has so many references to Lynch's career that it's more like old man Lynch reminiscing his art career in the context of Twin Peaks than actual Twin Peaks

that california chick had nice t&a but it wasn't twin peaks
>tfw walled and ded career

Who's best girl?

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Donna

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Audrey, but really any Horne will do.

>I wish the mystery surrounding Laura Palmer always stayed a mystery.
It was impossible. It was going to always devolve into what it did.

retard ur way into a plane idfk

Audrey was never cool

she was cool by association. billy zane was there.

Shelly was the hottest

The new Donna in the return

you're an imbecile and you fundamentally misunderstood twin peaks. the whole show was about an idyllic town and its seedy underbelly. the truth of the show was that this town was full of drug dealers, prostitution, wife beating, everyone having affairs, e.t.c. the comfy cosy stuff was just how it looked from the outside, and in reality every character was participating in the other side of the town. remember how the main story was that the high school prom queen was a drug addicted prostitute who got raped and murdered by her own father?

the idea that a sequel to this show would be an uncritical return to the 1980s is laughable. it would be completely artistically dishonest to make that version of season 3. the show was always about looking at what goes on beneath an 'idyllic' life, and in the current era the 1980s is the idyllic past that we are obsessed with returning to. the whole point of season 3 is that there is no going back, towns like twin peaks don't fucking exist anymore.

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I had a geriatric old drunk woman named Judy ask me about a Donna recently. I live only a few miles away from where Twin Peaks is supposed to me.

*To be

Wow thanks for sharing

You live near Spirit Lake?

>be David Lynch
>make a tv show that dunks on tv shows of the time for the giggles
>all while revolutionizing television as we know it
>directly or indirectly, tv writers are chasing your tail for decades, your work is a massive inspiration to many
>come back
>make another season of your show to dunk on those edgelord gritty posers even harder than you ever did on the soaps
>refuse to elaborate on anything in your demented surrealist departure from television, leave
How is he so kino bros

She went from hot to meh to smokin to absolute fucking disaster

Third season is just an anti nuclear message. Doing tests near st George Utah really messed up that area for decades.

>be david lynch
>see that flash animations are taking off
>make the best flash animations ever
>say nothing

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By Castlegar

Josie.
Laura Palmer has an amazing smile.

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>My favorite part when BOB turned into some amiga demo scene 3d ball
Kekd

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Dated a girl who looked like Josie but was basically Laura sans the prostitution

ah, you live at one-eyed jacks

>sans the prostitution
he doesnt know lolool

My town didn't have any teenage prostitutes, I was best friends with a big dealer for a while and the only whores were meth heads in there 20s.

His homemade shorts really are killer.

Best part of Season 3

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