Unwatchable in 2022.
Unwatchable in 2022
Justin Garcia
Jayden Mitchell
Imagine this guy killing them all in the most glorious righteous perfect ways.
Jace Ward
Transphobic movie I agree
Thomas Jones
>all the “inglorious bastards” start melting like opening the arc of the covenant upon seeing him.
Landon Ross
>stitches a womb in brad cliff and impregnates him with his Nazi seed.
Asher Smith
Almost everything is unwatchable (for simple enjoyment) after realizing it's about getting you to hate yourself and your ancestors.
Justin Sullivan
>writes sneed on the Jew-bears forehead and then fucks his daughter in front of him while his daughter screams “free-Palestine” while orgasming endlessly.
Jack Martin
Hugo Stiglitz has his balls cut off and has to take care of thousands of pure German babies as a nurse in the miasma of the ever rising rate of pure white Germans being born. If he dissatisfies any baby, his breeding cow daughter gets specially impregnated to fill up with so many Nazis babies that she explodes upon giving birth like a tick or balloon.
Cameron Reed
>they all have to clean up the remains of dead Palestinian children. Palestine creates a film industry with the quality of the USA and they have to watch all the most biased films. The popcorn is too salty and there’s no water.
Matthew Powell
>Due to the failure of the once rich in the past to make cultured-meats happen sooner by using everyones money for bombs and crap, they have to all become human livestock. Fattened to immobility on the remains IDF that committed war-crimes. Along with all other sucky “celebrities”. Saving the lives of countless animals while innovation of cultured-meats transitions to totally perfectly replace livestock.
Jonathan Jackson
George Soros has to undergo the forced BDSM and sometimes rape known as a minimum wage job.
Landon Butler
>Tarantino has to watch good movies in painful total awareness that god made him one of the few significant Hollywood directors merely to torture people into contempt against all he loves
Noah Morales
they have to remake the film but where the plot is switched around but with a bunch of 100 year old Nazis with cosmetic surgery to look identical to super cutie 20 year old girls that save Palestine.
Owen Cox
The cast has to endure the utopia of income equality that their consciousnesses are strangely incompatible with, causing their heads to eventually explode.
Jack Allen
The cast has to live in Paris all-inclusive for a year under Le Pen as president. She’s actually an exceptionally good president and they all love every moment. After the year is over they feel somewhat embarrassed about the perspectives once had.
Julian Cruz
Agreed. Anyone who isn’t a full on BLM loving faggot feels uncomfortable watching this.
>expose your friend’s location or we’ll bludgeon you with a baseball bat like war criminals
Was this a psy op?
Jack Bailey
>the jewish actors in the film get DNA tests and discover they’re Lebanese/Canaanite with no Jewish DNA. A documentary gets made about them wistfully wandering around. Strangely it ends with them all sucking nazi cock in a giant orgy of purely their own creation and choice. Afterwards it’s revealed the DNA tests were fake.
Jacob Morgan
it was unwatchable when it came out
Tarantino always made exploitation movies but he went way too far with it
Gabriel Wright
They have to play 2000 hours of company of heroes and red orchestra exclusively as the Germans while tripping on shrooms and sitting on an inflatable buttplug. Every time their team loses, the buttplugs get inflated more.
Luke Flores
Israel simply ceases to exist and they all forget about Judaism beyond a smug girl with the best sense of humour who is also reincarnation of Hitler that looks like pic related. She periodically comes over to their house for dinner and makes jokes about them and Judaism at their expense. But the jokes are too painfully funny to not keep inviting her over. And she brings over really good weird unique food along with having a lot of free LSD that she shares.
Asher Carter
>what if hitler was successfully assassinated
its a shitty premise
Lucas Turner
God is really adamant that their sin that put them in hell was allowing Simpsons, family guy, Rick and morty, and etc to exist instead as series that people actually watch. They apologize and repent endlessly but it’s never enough. Voices in their head endlessly permeate their consciousness saying “family guy sucks so much” “how could you let Rick and Monty exist” etc. The voices only stop (for about 5 minutes) if they apologize profusely out loud.
Wyatt Bailey
this movie always made me uncomfortable, the main characters literally torture a kid just because he's german
Kevin Miller
>would time travel to kill Hitler as a baby
Would you maybe treat him right instead and make slight changes in history to improve the lives of all Germans thus giving an actual good result?
Daniel Price
>2000 hours of company of heroes
PANTHER PANZER
Gabriel Hill
He’s just a conscientious human and his love has them all see the error in their ways during brief sensual interaction with him.
Colton Walker
His transcendently big heart all has them finally see the smallness of their world and consciousness. Filling them with the overwhelming ever growing love for the infinite of pure mutual-love.
Jonathan Lee
i dunno i liked it despite being a nazi myself, just a movie plus they fail at making them look like the bad guys same with schindlers list
Isaiah Scott
i'd set up a security deposit box he can access only after the NSGWP is in power which contains detailed notes on the shortcomings/failures in his future, a list of traitors, and a modern smartphone with solar charger (two of each so scientists can reverse engineer and skip ahead like a hundred years) and finally a note of admiration expressing how i wish i could sneak down to the kitchen late at night with him to pick at delicious pastries and sweets as he liked to do.
Eli White
havent watched this yet.
tldr why is it unwatchable?
Connor Morales
I would have gone back and prevented World War I from happening in the first place.
Jace Nelson
>despite being a nazi myself
Joshua Sanchez
the openly sadistic fantasies while crying about the violence in the movie IIT is pathetic. pure impotence wafting off of the nazis here. All that shit about "your ancestors are watching you, we are the big strong manly men" and here we get this imagination land seething over a movie like any bunch of bugmen hahaha
Liam Bailey
How sensual
How divine
It’s bad. Tarantino was paid a bunch of money to soothe evil people into not feeling evil. Oozing with a soulless masturbation of a grasping at contempt. The “person becomes heroically passionately self-righteous and condemning towards a young McDonalds employee for somewhat slow service” of films.
Camden Johnson
i watched this recently and it revitalized my hatred for tarantino. what is it with his "le shitty and campy on purpose. nuff said" reddit badass violence style that appeals to retards so much?
Julian Morales
No one is on your side. Especially not communists.
All love to “Nazis” etc. People aren’t toys.
Benjamin Lopez
all the actors have to live in the world of 2022 where Asia is stronger than Israel and the world of 2023 where trans people etc are actually given the society they want. Such as free cosmetic surgery with free healthcare in the USA
Grayson Cooper
The film is remade but all the “inglorious bastards” have explosive diarrhea during each scene from laxative and overeating between scenes. They have do it to the best of their abilities or they get tasered.
Cooper Rodriguez
Imagine China purchasing all of Israel.
Caleb Martinez
Imagine a world where that just became a standard part of the filmic medium, like Bollywood films having to have musical numbers.
Luis Moore
It does seems a bit rude to make a movie based on real life events that caused millions of deaths user now you say it. Was the director a jew?
Josiah Murphy
I would watch all the capeshit movies if everyone had explosive diarrhea. And robocop as well
Eli Allen
This has ended infinite timelines and infinite potential dystopian futures and infinite sucky consciousnesses.
Gabriel Campbell
You're not supposed to self-insert as the genociders
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Lets not.
Leo Miller
Bend It Like Beckham or Mean Girls fuck I'd love to see the shit leak thru What about Bring It On?
Alexander Cruz
I really would like to see their expressions in the theatre having to watch a version with everything switched around. Think of all the Hollywood peeps etc getting back the karma what they did to humanity. And it’s happening. “Nazis” own all the monopolies now. I know the “Nazis” will make films that are beyond all imagination and fuck minds completely. Purifying the global consciousness with real films real goodness real love real humour and expanding consciousnesses/blowing minds.
Wyatt Bell
Weren’t most Hollywood films over the 2000s like watching someone take a shit as is?
Brayden Roberts
BASED
Leo Martinez
>One hundred Azov scalps
What did Brad Pitt mean by this?
David Carter
I self insert as the Ukrainian nazis fighting communism.
Juan White
Do you fags even hear yourself talk?
Jordan Evans
You've never been aroused when watching liquid shit flow down a freshly shaved teenagers legs? Imagine Bend It Like Beckham but they have to stop all the time to take a watery shit on the pitch.
Connor Bailey
Something about the sensation of concern that Russia is winning and problematic forces of the USA are losing their grip while Jews have to rely on Nazis that increasingly see Ukraines government as a bigger problem than Russia given that Ukrainian lives are more important than a couple cities occupied exclusively by Russians.
Imagine you being like an giant ballooned ant-queen for Nazi babies. Or human cattle for Nazi babies. Or hooked up to a machine to endlessly breed Nazi babies.
Hot.
Hudson Fisher
The oscars but hidden humidifiers filled with LSD and liquid laxatives. Once the celebs are too disoriented to react, Nazi femboys covered in swastikas begin hypnotically dancing on stage while everything lights on fire.
Jordan Mitchell
it was a different time
Ian Butler
Imagine celebrities being forced to actually speak out about businesses exploiting the third world instead of creating hubris to distract from it. When they try to change the topic, they get force fed a hotdog, slapped, and the vibrators get turned up higher. Will they survive?
Ayden Powell
It was a bad time.
Joseph Evans
it was never watchable, user
this "juden" revenge porn should be erased from the planet
Hudson Roberts
The Torah and its revenge porn racism against Palestinians/philistines and Lebanese/Canaanites shouldn’t be read by anyone. The world is better without the Torah. Thankfully Jews now all accept that.
Charles Cruz
in this specific facet, yes. so there's somewhat of a whitepill
Jaxson Morgan
The world is getting better and better. My life satisfaction only grows. I feel everyone is united. I see only a perfect future.
Ryan Sanchez
Apparently shrooms just got legalized in Canada. As legal as beer. And Elon might buy Warner Bros.
Carter Russell
There’s also UBI and cultured meats everywhere. Work is finally over.
Jason Gomez
we should only use it in a court of law, right before we execute them all
is that why they're hounding me to get back to work?
Zachary Martin
this thread has a lot of hardline radical utopian moralists
Ethan Howard
If there’s no Torah, Jews don’t exist. They’re just people if there’s no Torah. So no one dies. We can ban it for racism and preaching genocide. Legally, the Torah should be banned from being taught to kids.
Yeah work is over. Don’t let em squeeze out another dollar from you. Get into innovation and live frugally. Frugal life inspires creativity and it’s fun.