While many people assume that Edmund was taken with a classic, rose-flavored version of Turkish delight...

>While many people assume that Edmund was taken with a classic, rose-flavored version of Turkish delight, Lewis never specifies a flavor, only that it was “the best Turkish delight. Each piece was sweet and light to the very center.”

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Did the movie do justice to the temptation of Edmund?

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Tilda

FPBP

i just read through the books but i cannot recall if his desire for turkish delight was all him or if he had a magic drink first that clouded his mind

either way his character development is pretty good

well id love me some friend chigen

I wish we had gotten The Horse and His Boy before the current climate.

>You will never be 14 and have a woman twice your age look this way at you

So he totally ate her pusy right? The "Turkish delight" was the nigger semen left by her bull.

The Space Trilogy movies WHEN?!

....you haven't?

never ever :(

It would have been authentic shit. Of course, she has other ways to tempt...

Love Tilda Swinton.

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imagine being edmund in that scene haha wouldn't that be funny?

>leaving out bald Tilda
Pleb

>why is it so different now, aslan?
>train actually crashed and you all died lmao
and yet it was well written enough to bring me to tears

No roasties in heaven Susan, not one!

>crying at a movie
What a little faggot

>susan's whole family died and she's been kicked out of imaginationland
thots btfo

>tfw Aslan

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if they adapted the last battle, that's news to me

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I love her

Turkish delight is repulsive

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I don’t relish the idea of people burning in hell but Susan had it coming

kino

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I don't have strong opinions on the Susan thing, but it makes me laugh every time I remember it makes Neil Gaiman seethe so much he had to write and publish fan fiction giving her a happy ending

Imagine if it were Cate Blanchett instead

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is narnia worth reading even though im not a child

Where are the first 2 from?

I would betray anyone and everyone for cate

We get it user, you're gay

dunno about the 1st
2nd is only lovers left alive

Yes, but really you should be reading Till We Have Faces

Yes, it's proper fun swashbuckling fantasy with castles and talking animals and pirate ships.

Never ever :) I love those books, and no movie would do them justice, even with a team dedicated to the source material. Sorry Lewis

Fuck, sorry, meant to ask about 2nd and 3rd.

Which 90s pop-grunge band is this?

I'd worship both as my Queen.

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>sweet and light to the very center
Every piece of turkish delight is like that it's fucking sugar

>tfw no hard-core sugar

>2022 Aslan

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Turkish delight or lokum is such a weird thing to obsess over

Edmund was a wooden post with a nametag in that shitastic film.

turkish delight is ever third world trash dessert: its just sugar and oily mushy shit.

The only kino actress post-golden age of hollyjew.

Constantine was fucking kino

not particularly, got any kebabs?

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Does it actually tastes that good?

>So he totally ate her pusy right?
Unfortunately not. It's just a simple example of falling to temptation, which must occur before a character is redeemed. It's a very Christian plot.

turkish delight sucks ass

>Which 90s pop-grunge band is this?
It looks more like an early 2010s folk-metal band.

i love powered rose flavour turkish delight.
i have nothing more to add, i just never get the chance irl to express my feelings towards this treat, because everyone i know hates it.

The movie made that shit look more delicious than it is in real life.

It was commercially and critically panned on release because we were spoiled as fuck back then and people didn't understand it.

doesn't matter
critics were wrong and so were the normies
it's keanus best film
and i've seen a lot of his shit
the only thing that bothers me is his overacted fake cough and that the "jude" doesn't show her tits (weisz, not tilda)

which reminds me, i have to rewatch it
thanks for reminding me, lads

It was well done, but it raped the character of John Constantine. He was not a fan of the Christian god in any way.

and done downloading
>cya later virgins
that's true, but you need to kind of forget that it is a "constantine" movie
just think of it as a stand alone demon flick, works better that way

>When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
-C.S. Lewis
Absolutely worth reading. They're incredibly cosy and fun. My favorite is either a horse and his boy or dawn treader(the ending is pure gold)

Based and shadowbrutepilled
Till We Have Faces is the greatest book ever written and it's not even close

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>rose-flavored
why the heck would you want to eat anything that tastes like a rose?

or comes from roachland

>be witch
>make everything cold
>always winter but never Christmas because fuck you
>a son of adam appears in my land
>jackpot
>bewitch him with my (((turkish delights)))
>turns out he's got siblings
>delightful
>little shit was supposed to bring them to me but instead he just left them
>whatever I guess I'll just have one prisoner
>shit Aslan wants to talk
>SHIIIIEEEEEEDDDDD Aslan wants to trade his life for this dumb idiot
>fuck yeah
>mfw I know the deep magic
>mfw He says we'll met at the stone table
>mfw He assures He'll hold up his end of the deal and die
>I've won! Surely nothing will stop me from reigning in Narnia for the rest of time now!

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