Best kino about garloids?

Real

nigga... your garloid is diseased

>Garloids (Proteus Garloidia) are a species of amphibians that inhabit most of the multiverse in several habitats
>multiverse
lol
lmao even

My Garloids are breeding at a rapid rate. They've taken over my home, I don't know what to do. I keep killing them and killing them, but more just appear overnight. I just wanted milk for my cereal. ;_;

BBG
Big Black Garloid.

Pic related is literally a room-sized spider.

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fucking retard. this is why you don't buy male and female garloids at the same time.
enjoy your infestation

nice shop, retard

It's a cumrag that was unattended for too long.

anyone have that pic/copypasta ?

>user does not know abot the garloids.

Lmao 2 garloid

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Thought the garloid was a womans pubes from before clicking the webm.

Got you covered boss
youtu.be/p1LTpP5aDSo?t=206

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I remember clearing out an old woodshed with my grandpa and it was filled, FILLED with hundreds of huge spiders. It was a nightmare

i fucking hate nature

that's just a turtle taped to a wall

you are nature

But how many garloids?

Wall-gnome. Every American house has one in the walls to repair the paper- thin drywall. Occasionally they get out. Do not attempt to retrieve it of it does. Wall-gnome is a cute marketing term, but they get confused when freed and can be a danger you you and themselves. Rent a hotel room for a few days and call in a professional to deal with the situation.

le shitskin tourist Yea Forumsread

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It's not a shoop, that's just the underside of a bench

That tracks

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>find some strange black sac hanging from my garden fence when I was like 12
>covered in webs
>big spider right next to it
>get a stick
>poke at the sac
>sac is actually a writhing mass of at least a hundred tiny little spiders
>tiny little spiders start swarming across the fence and all over the garden and up the stick
>mama spider starts frantically spinning web and wiggling her arms at me
>run back inside scared shitless thinking she will jump at me
God I fucking hate spiders.

Do they put garloids in there?

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LOL, Australia.

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I live in the United Kingdom. There are no dangerous spiders here. I was a coward. There is nothing to be afraid of. Spiders are actually pretty cool.

huh

>Artificial camera shake that looks like it is a preset in Adobe AE

Why is this always the case with these videos?

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Pythia beetle having babies

Daddy Longlegs are harmless and bro-spiders

OH N-

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>his wrigglething has to lean on the corners like that when cleaning his walls
did you buy him from a sketchy breeder or is he just old?

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>t. Daddy Longlegs

Ah we found it

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it's a garloid

me and my incelbros when a filthy femoid enters our eternal cope thread

can't you read?

Holy shit penis spider

That's not a garloid

>GIF
Get fucked

what in the ever loving fuck is that

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It'll be some kind of sea cucumber. It's common in a few East Asian cuisines.

Rich garloid harvest but they're small.

These guys are based

sea worm

that's not a garloid you moron

This is the most Chinese thing I've ever seen

that is so clearly not real what is wrong with you retards

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Looks like a turtle strapped to the floor and trying to get loose. Then someone tilted the camera angle to make it look like it's on the wall.

that's how brazilian waxing was invented