Why were they expelled from the community? Was the father so devoted to God or fanatical that they were expelled?

Why were they expelled from the community? Was the father so devoted to God or fanatical that they were expelled?

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They voted Trump

The dad was annoying, so they kicked him out. You either fit in or you get pushed out in ye olde america.

They liked butter too much

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Yes. It's literally the first scene of the movie. The father was prideful and said the colony was worshipping God the wrong way and that the elders were false Christians and he knew better. He and the family were then banished.

They figured ourgirl was only pretending to be white

last white american family that wouldn't accept a BBC bull in their home. they got a BBP (big black philip) instead as an act of defiance.

they were an extra spicy version of christian

notice they called god "jehovah". only people who call god that are hardcore weirdos

Anya's budding breasts were leading the townsfolk to sin

>be American
>talk in thick Yorkshire accents
Was it really necessary?

>Butter
>Apples
This family was rotten through with excess and sinful desire. They were practically celebrating popish 'holy days' like Christm*s.

Why didn't god help them?

What the FVCK was his problem?

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Why on earth would you buy the devil in the form of a goat for your homestead? Who did they buy him from?

Each family member was guilty of a major sin and did not help themselves. So God thought FUCK 'EM.

Dad - Pride
Mom - Wrath
Son - Lust
Twins - Sloth
Baby - Unbaptized
Anya - She monologues about how she doesn't give a fuck early on

>hey bitch you want some butter

They were fresh off the boats from England, where they were kicked out for being heretics by the local heretics and then kicked out again by their New World heretic community, I can't even quantify all this heresy.

i doubt they went out devil-goat shopping

Oldest daughter looked like an ayy

they're jews

Finchy's views on women were too extreme, even for the Puritans of the village.

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It was 17th century, they'd all still have their original accents.

They talk about their house in England. pay attention.

Calvinists are peak schizo

I thought the father moved them from the town voluntarily?

What were they planning to do in the middle of nowhere, after the kids grow up?

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the greatest trick the devil has ever performed was convincing people he wasn’t chinese

You really need a rewatch

Kek, when you put it that way I realize that god was in the right for abandoning them

>Son - Lust
Can you even blame the poor lad?

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What do I need to do for a woman to look at me like that?

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nearly spat my water out

>bubis

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No. I'd fuck Anya.

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Cute relationship.

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why the fuck would he say that stuff?

i’ve always wanted a little brother who lusts after me

it's commonly refered to as "based"

Interesting but ywnbaw

no breasts

Wouldst thou like to taste me?

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It's funny watching The Office back, he almost seems like he's 'too young for his voice' if that makes sense. Like he was about 30ish back then but had the deep voice of a 50 year old bloke.
Nowadays it finally suits him.

explain

Same here. Unfortunately my actual younger brother doesn't have the same good taste in fetishes that I do. At least that I'm aware of.

she's still to sticcly, needs to eat more empanadas

Shut up Palagian

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do you think he at least got to fuck the witch before she ate him or whatever?

Why does Anya look like an ayylmao in modern clothing but like an absolute QT that you'dm want to colonise the new world with in Old 17th century clothing?

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All women look better in that style of clothing

>he's never thrown a kettle over a pub
ngmi

WHATALIFE

maybe you should try to introduce him to the concept

see

Seems potentially awkward.

She got older and skinnier
Chubby Anya best Anya

Then he gets his entire family killed by Satan. There's a lesson to be learned here

Become taller, thicken bone.

Because of
The movie calls itself a folktale and is. It's a morality lesson and a warning. "False piety is no substitute for true morality." Every member of the family is guilty of sins despite the father acting like he is the One True Righteous Man in the settlement at the beginning, and that he's going to go in the woods with his family and prove it.