Harry Potter

HARRY DID YOU HELP GOOGLE RESIST CAPITLAISM!?

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>I'm incapable of association by definition unless I reference pop culture.
The absolute STATE of millennials.

Manchild shit aside is it me or does that make no fucking sense? I'm not well-versed in Potter.

...they're all evil, though. There's no such thing as a good corporation.

He's implying Facebook is the only evil one, disregarding the fact that the others are more or less the same as he's likely an iToddler faggot.

They're all the ministry of magic.

I like how they've put a Z on Zelensky's head which is the Russian identifier in this war, rather than just giving him the actual lightning bolt. Very smart.

They're all Slytherin.

Which marketing department's asshole did this guy get squeezed out of? They're all fucking Slytherin. Anyone who says otherwise is a corpo stooge.

If it needs to be explained then you aren't well-versed in harry potter.

I never watched Harry Potter. I have no idea what this means.
Why do all these fucks equate shit to Harry Potter?

>tfw every white woman i see is obsessed with harry potter

I dont get it lads. its insufferable

Right, that's what I was thinking. I'd honestly say Amazon and Apple have Facebook beat as far as evil shit goes, they just don't impact middle class faggots like him much.

Fundamentalists used to hand out fliers on street corners about the evils of Harry Potter. Starting to think they may have had a point.

It's their Lord of The Rings

I said I wasn't, and it needed to be explained because the comparison doesn't seem to reflect reality. You're not good at being smug.

I've honestly met more adult women who obsess over LOTR than men.

is she right?

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lol what

I don't recall people explaining the world in terms of races and kingdoms from Lord of the Rings but maybe it happened here and there. Certainly not to the level we see now with Potter, Star Wars, and cape shit.

>capitalism is LE BAD

>were the good guys
>said the tech giant ran by sociopathic Jews

Uhm, I don't get it. Can you rephrase it using Marvel references.

P O W E R F U L

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Actually,

Apple is Blain
Google is Dutch
Amazon is Billy
Facebook is Dillon
Tumblr is Hostage Executed by the Russian
Twitter is The Predator

Vaxxed and boosted = Marvel
Anti-vaxxers = DC

They would all be Slytherin. Because they are all evil. Especially Amazon.

It's not meant to be taken seriously. just a meme with references

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I've met several women who do and zero men desu, at least irl. You'll find men who profess their obsession over fantasy are pretty rare irl.

>Posted in r/consoom by u/WadiyahnSoldier

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Even on Yea Forums we can't have a thread without tards debating whether orcs are niggers.

muggles live in advanced society while wizards are stuck in like 18th century

Ok Satan, I'll grant you that one does happen but Orcposting is actually funny.

yeah, I recently noticed women really love these big epic movies. when I saw the northman recently at least half the theater were women.

What does 'obsessed' mean? I don't even know anyone irl that would be overtly obsessed with harry potter or lotr.
No remotely sane person acts like this youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

I knew the Puffs were fucking evil.

>YASSSSSSS HORMONALLY AND SURGICALLY MUTILATE CHILDREN YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>You want to unionize? Fuck you. We will destroy you

Some Star Wars comparisons are okay with me, like when people compare fat cunts to Jabba. Same goes for Lord of the Rings (i.e. druggies to Gollum).

But Harry Potter? I don't know why, but that shit never fails to make me cringe.

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my dick is the philosopher stone, now suck it like the movie

Elon is hitler. Do you get it now chuds?

LOTR is mediocre fantasy trash and retards like you that worship it are no better than the trannies and holes who worship Harry Potter. Get the fuck outta here.

This has to be satire

Apple is Caesar
Google is Pompeius
Amazon is Crassus
Facebook is Cato Minor

Why are Millennials like this?

2014 ass tweet

That’s the difference between making fun of how someone looks and behaves compared to a simplistic good vs. evil political reference.

I don't know anything about Harry Potter, but I do know every tech company is Slytherin.

Durmstrang

Harry Potter is anti-trans dummy

Stop getting me excited.

The funny thing is all these people are effectively antivaxxers now and still think everyone needs to be locked down

>Reading comprehension

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Facebook created React.

I did some Harry Potter quizzes and I keep getting hufflepuff and it's infuriating

Lord of the Rings is the pinnacle of literature and cinema.