Character dual wields glocks to battle bulletproof aliens

>the implication is always that she "let" them capture her

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At least his arrows can explode or something, he's basically firing grenades
Black Widow should be firing a bigger rifle, or from a helicopter, or a tank

Nah she should be used as a distraction. Strip her down, cover her in baby oil and have her jump on a trampoline.

>The implication is that she let them run a train on her for Intel purposes

>Oh wow, you're an Avenger?! What's your superpower?
>I have two Glocks.
>WOW! I want to be just like you when I grow up!

>Oh wow, you're an Avenger?! How did you get on the team?
>I sucked cocks.

>All that valuable SHIELD intel Natasha leaked after cracking under pressure was worth it
>Because they stopped the Chechens from getting AK-47s

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I'm sure it's very important information about how small the bad guys' penises are and how quickly they finish
Crucial to the war effort really

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>master of espionage and infiltration battling on an open field

Huh. I thought the implication was that she got caught because she's incompetent and then she used her pussy to get herself out of trouble. Like all women.

Black Widow's talents lie in intel gathering and subterfuge. She should never even be within miles of a superhero battle. A good fight for her is one where her opponent doesn't know he/she is in a fight until they're unconscious or dead. It also makes very little sense for Hawkeye to be anywhere near a metahuman battle. His job is to fight henchmen until the big bad shows up and then either run away, get captured, or call in for metahuman help or S.H.I.E.L.D. reinforcements.

She's such a fucking ugly asslet, titlet, jewish womanlet. Literally zero appeal. How the fuck did the kikes spent like 50 million on her? Did she have tapes of them fucking kids or something?

The guns are powered by feminism

that is the implication. Hence the quotation marks

In my headcanon she had serum shot like Cap America but the Soviet one was less effective so she weaker than Cap plus woman.

she looked good when they cast her in like 2008 or whatever, before the booba reduction

Let me guess
You like flat asian women?

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>ugly
>asslet
>titlet
You're literally blind holy shit user
I mean the ugly accusation is a matter of taste, but there's no world in which you could say she's got small tits and ass

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She won that fight, though. Yelena was actually being choked while Nat wasn't even out of breath.

She had a fuckable mouth back in the day

Which eye should we be looking at here? Where is Shrek staring?

>character is a master of subterfuge, deception, and manipulation
>gets psychologically manipulated into thinking poking and prodding the rage monster is a good idea

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>I'm here to suck cok and shoot bullets.
>And I'm all outta bullets.

gasping for breath is a sign that you're still conscious and fighting. Natasha was in a full on hypoxic state, which is why she put her hands up in surrender

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Actually, Yelena was dead and Nat brought her back to life with a magic spell, that's why her hands were up.

fpbp

she does not have a big ass in that webm

Did you just watch this on the bajs stream or what?

9mm is a fucking meme. I could get shot in the chest and go work an 8 hour shift right after.

>character needs the villain to break her nose to break the "pheremonal lock"
>flinches anyway

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Those are special Government Magnum Glocks.
Why does no one else use them? Well.... they are special.

never noticed her eyes looking in 2 directions

Then you never watched closely fren

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It happened after Hulk smashed her

I unironically think she's a good actress

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>spy shit weak and obvious, mission impossible 2 but worse
>legendary "red room" where they psychologically breakdown and re-train sexy spy assassin ladies never shown actually shown
>spy school instead revealed to be several women doing yoga with guns
>"captain russia" never does anything awesome, why was he even there
>often referenced "budapest" mission with hawkeye was boring as fuck and didn't even accomplish anything
>taskmaster, an underrated villain with potential to awesome, completely scrapped in favor of twist no one cares about
>fight scenes weren't even good, which is the whole point of taskmaster
>bbeg not even russian, seems more like bumbling angry asshole than genius spymaster
>plot meandering and boring

i could go on, this movie was so shit in so many ways. half assed, rushed nonsense. a legit prequel following the opening scene to the moment she joins the avengers would have unironically been a much better movie

Yep and Ultron's drones can be killed with single shots from those glocks... and from merely being smacked by Hawkeye's bow
MCU fans and apologists will claim Black Widow and Hawkeye wield ultra special high damage weapons, like Hammer tech or something, even though the movies never even touch on this

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to be fair the comics do shit like this all the time. the characters are as powerful as the story needs them to be, and if you want hawkeye and widow to be in the big fight, they need to be doing something to justify them being there.

are you stupid? Shes a superhero. her bullets go twice as fast

Yeah sure, user

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I want to slime her bros

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she manipulated that monster and somewhat controlled it in age of ultron you dumb fuck

But Hawkeye is superhuman
I remember him hitting a usb port or something from an insane distance with an arrow
And Black Widow can use military vehicles
It's not like having an extra tank, or fighter jet or whatever wouldn't be useful
I mean Captain America is still just throwing his shield around and nobody complains about him

Yeah people shit on Hawkeye but at least he has superhuman abilities, he can shoot shit without even having to look at it from miles away, moving targets zipping through the air at high speed, and he successfully shoots fucking arrows at them. He’s got more of a right to be there than fucking black widow.

Black Widow’s talent is she’s a female. They literally have to go out of their way to give her shit to do, like Loki, a fucking GOD OF MANIPULATIVE SUBTERFUGE falling for her shit even for one second in the helicarrier, or her having to be DROPPED OFF BY SOMEONE ELSE TO STAB A MAGIC ROCK, which ANYONE could’ve done. Hawkeye may not be the greatest but he just naturally fits in their group dynamic. He’s the crowd control guy, you drop him off and he does exactly that, keeps the minions from bothering the heavy hitters while they square off with the bigger threat.

She only had a problem with the sexualization after it stopped

Better cool it with the antisemitic remarks, user.

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Is it me or does captain america only throws his shield around?

the caboose is loose!

He uses guns in the older ones before they boosted his power level. In the first avengers he’s literally just a guy that is big as fuck. It’s even a plot point in his initial moments with Tony.

>it's pronounced budapesht, nigger

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Nerds like Captain America because he was a weak, pathetic loser who demanded he be given a free Uber-Chad body that never needed exercise and could slay puss enmass and he got it.

What the hell is this?

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